NT 002 - Forced Idiot Tooth Removal

one of the things that uh we

promised people after we

wrapped up slash re-recorded

the second

part the last five to ten

minutes of our last episode was

uh to talk about uh some some

some

surgery that uh you had undergone

i personally have not heard

your side of the story from

beginning to

end soigery on the soigery yeah

on uh so to be clear Kit's uh

had some teeth removed uh some

wisdom

teeth oh i thought you were

talking about the surgery where

they removed my brain you have

to

have it to begin with before

and for someone to remove it oh

yeah okay so first of all when

you

were first told you were gonna

have to have teeth forcibly yanked

out of your gums uh and this

was

several months ago in fact i

think this was what last year

yeah it was last year because

you were

going to get to get the surgery

in like november or december

and then you had a critical

technology

failure failure yeah we we had

to we had to use the money i

saved up for the surgery for uh

new

laptop which you then promptly

dropped on the table or ground

or something yeah great job

thank you for

doing that it's it's much

appreciated and and it still

doesn't it has it does a lot of

weird stuff

sometimes oh boy that doesn't

make sense and it does it for

no good reason so you're

complaining

about your your new laptop got

it okay great much appreciative

i'm sure anyway so you found

out last

that there were these pesky

difficult wisdom teeth that um

idiot teeth yeah they were they

were idiot

teeth instead of wisdom teeth

and they had to be ripped out

because they couldn't grow in

straight

so maybe they're called wisdom

teeth because they're going the

right way and all the other

teeth are going

they're going the wrong way

maybe but so i i know that your

memory doesn't go much beyond

uh you know 30

seconds ago but do you have any

recollection of any thoughts

feelings emotions about the

idea of

having bone like enamel

structures ripped out of your

your head i mean it's not like

i would have a say so

you're so blunt it's like oh i

don't i don't my parents are

gonna make me do it anyway it's

not

like i could say no so all

right well i i'm gonna need you

to do a good amount of talking

here because

this is not my story to tell so

you went to the dentist office

uh on thursday or the the

dental oral

surgeons on thursday and

starting at that time what was

your experience like walk me

step by step through

every crazy thing that happened

so so we sat in the waiting

room riveting absolutely riveting

and then

they they open the door and

they have you walk in okay and

then you go you go to lay down

in one of those dentist

chairs okay so this is a this

was the standard dentist chair

yeah pretty much it's same

shape it go up and down

okay okay so so all right you

you go to the dentist chair now

did they have you start in one

room and move to another

room no no you start into in

the room with all the shelves

and stuff all the shelves yeah

and like the

tables and stuff like the the

torture room yeah they had you

go directly to the torture room

okay

all right good um now when you

looked around the torture room

did you see anything that that

that made

you feel nervous or at i wasn't

anxious in that so you didn't

see any of the death

instruments you know like

the crunchers or the crunchers

or the no no i was thinking

about was when would be a good

time to to ask for them to to

if i

could keep the teeth because i

was told to ask that did you

keep the teeth yes and how did

they look to you

they looked like like teeth i

mean were they but a bit broken

okay so they were not whole

teeth they were chunked yeah

yeah but they're they were big

enough the chunks

were big enough that they

looked like teeth okay so they

looked like teeth but they were

they were

cracked well they were broken

into pieces so you wouldn't

have gotten full value from the

tooth fairy is

what you're saying well i mean

you get all the pieces so yeah

but just because you have the

pieces it doesn't make it all

you have to do is superglue it

the tooth fairy has poor

eyesight definitely

but if if you smash a car and

you put a car back together

that doesn't necessarily mean

that the car is worth the same

amount of money anymore you

know like you can't so you're

saying you're going to

superglue the pieces together

and that's going to no one will

notice no one will notice it's

fine okay so

going back to the actual though

leading up to stuff all right

so you're in the the torture

room and you uh

don't really care yeah i was

too busy worrying about when

when to ask so so okay when did

you ask uh

but before i got shot they shot

you yeah all right so so what

happened between the time of

the

doctor and his associates

walking into the room and

associate one associate and

associate walking into

the room and you asking for

your teeth uh nothing it was

just some walking around

getting stuff i think

and were you feeling any except

for being worried about getting

your teeth you weren't feeling

any sense of

anticipation maybe anxiousness

maybe a teen time but but not

much like there was no anxiety

you were just

like oh it's an everyday thing

i'm just gonna sit here and

again i don't get a say yeah

but but you you you

you do have permission to get

emotions from it no if you don't

get to say you don't get to

have opinion

about it so basically none of

us should have opinions about

politics i mean does anyone

have opinion about

politics anymore they just do

what the media say oh okay this

is this is kind of depends on

what media you're

watching but i think you're

right yeah you're onto

something there lad you're you're

you're much oh

yeah you're wise very offensive

offensive podcasts to political

parties yeah don't we don't

care yeah

democrats and republicans don't

listen to this you're gonna

hate us because if and when we

do talk about

politics we we've got some

pretty uh interesting opinions

that'll make everybody mad yeah

yeah all right so you asked for

your teeth and what did they

say uh yeah they they said that

was fine okay they said that

was fine so

what happens after this uh they

they start like uh they they

well actually hold actually

while they uh before

i asked that they they like put

the blood pressure thing uh up

here uh and then on your upper

arm you

you know just so that people

know that because they can't

see you upper left arm the on

on the upper bone

section but but below the

shoulder okay uh and then they

they put the the pulse thingy

on on i think my

pointer finger yeah the pulse

oxygen meter thing on the left

finger okay so they got some

measurements to make

sure you were alive mostly you

know yeah he was only mostly

alive we just had to know how

mostly alive he

was so that uh you know we made

sure his blood pressure wouldn't

drop too low you know all right

so they

they took your measurements uh

and i think they keep that on

for like most of the time oh

they they so they

they kept you linked to it yeah

so you were already so you were

kind of strapped down at that

point like

you weren't going anywhere

there was no escape at this

point i mean you you you you

would still you you

you had already paid for right

so so why escape well i don't

know you could panic i mean

again you're

you're going to be knocked

unconscious and have things

done to you most well well you

did mention that much to me

we'll get to that in a few

minutes um all right so they've

got you hooked up to the

monitoring equipment for

telemetry slash i i i do want

to say though uh uh before i i

i can't eat breakfast or drink

anything but

i wasn't hungry anyway so okay

so he had to you had to be

fasting yeah but i wasn't i

wasn't hungry anyway

for some reason was it the

nerves no no i i just i just

was it's like your body just

knew this is it this is not the

day for this

this is not the day to have

food yeah anyway back to what

you were saying well okay so

what i was saying is

all right you're you're hooked

up you can't escape because now

you're connected to equipment

and what happens

uh so they they start uh

rubbing like a liquid uh ointment

thingy uh on your arm so so

probably like

alcohol or iodine yeah some

kind of thing to make it so

that the bacteria and viruses

on your skin

are massively murdered also

they like put on the the tape

like stuff uh medical tape yeah

and then they

rip it off oh for some reason

maybe it's to get rid of the

hair oh oh yeah that would make

sense yeah

they don't want your hair to

interfere yeah uh and then they

they put some more to the

alcohol and the

ointment and stuff and and then

and then they shoot you in the

arm now was it just like a

single injection or

were you hooked up to like a

drip bag like an iv no it was

it was just uh it was just a

normal uh syringe

okay so they syringed you yeah

prop the the tape and the syringe

were the most painful parts all

right

and did they then put like a

mask on you oh no you don't

need a mask they they don't do

masks anymore

instead they they they take

this little hose and it has two

little uh up points and then

they stick

them into your nostrils uh what

is that called like a cantilever

or something so you just have

the two

holes and you don't have a full

mask yeah now were they only

feeding you oxygen or was that

the knockout gas

don't ask me i think it was i i

think it was knockout gas i don't

know i can or or was it the

injection that

not it might have been the

injection that was meant to

knock you out i don't know

i i i don't think so well then

what was the injection for isn't

i thought the injection was the

the

painkiller and then the gases

to knock you out well no the

the painkiller they would have

injected into your

gums oh because your mouth was

numb afterwards i i have no

idea it might be a combination

these days who

knows uh it's it's changed over

the years i'm sure and i am not

a a medical practitioner

despite my

random knowledge about medical

stuff so they probably gave you

the the the knockout drug via

the iv and then

gave you oxygen or maybe oxygen

and nitrous oxide via the the

nasal thing i'm not sure so i

was so okay

they've shot you at this point

have they put the stuff in your

nose or they asked you to lean

back and

then they shove the well you're

leaning back the whole time

anyway because it's okay so

they shot you

did they then insert the nasal

things like you were awake when

they inserted oh yeah most

definitely okay

now you've been shot yes

besides the c3po thought of oh

i've been shot like i didn't

even think that i was

just thinking wow this this stings

the stings this is probably

going to be the most painful

part okay

so this stings then they shove

stuff up your nose at what

point between them shoving

stuff up your nose

uh how long would you say

between that and unconsciousness

uh i don't know my sense of

time is bad

your sense of time all right so

it was before they started

doing anything well i know that

that that that would

be a hopefully normal thing

that they would knock you out

before they started operating

also did they say you might

hear voices

did you hear voices i mean i

woke up a couple times okay so

we'll talk about that more in a

minute now

i mean i think i woke up a

couple times we'll talk about

that more in a minute so okay

so you have the things up your

nose

and you're like just sitting

there now do you remember like

feeling weird or you just

out i like i said it's like

when when you lay down and you're

tired and it's like it's like

it's like it's like 10 pm

and all of a sudden you look

over at the clock and it is is

now six o'clock a.m

yeah only only this time parts

of your body have been

kidnapped they deserved it okay

they were causing

you harm even though they weren't

really yet causing they were

going to they were going

against they were

conspiring order they were conspiring

against you so they could cause

you pain and suffering later

they

they were breaking the law they

were they were going against

the norm they were not they

were not lining

up the way that they should you

know soldiers should be lining

up straight and these guys are

all crooked

how dare they how dare they all

right so basically it was just

like falling asleep and you

were asleep so

there was no like that you you

didn't hear or see weird things

there was no hallucination and

you also

didn't go full out of body

experience where you were

hovering over the heads of the

dentist and watching

them work on your body yeah

okay i i think i woke up a

couple times okay so i know

that's going to be fuzzy for

yeah yeah it's it's hard to

remember things when you've

been drugged did you know that

it's hard to remember stuff

when you've been drugged gee i

think all movies that i've seen

where people have

gotten drugged bad things have

happened to their memory

usually or their sense of being

able to have

control over themselves congrats

move hollywood got something

right yeah yeah but so but

based on your like

limited memory of potentially

waking up the times that you

did quote unquote potentially

wake up

do you just have like a sense

of like you saw images or like

just flashes like you i know it's

hard

because you were again i mean

you're you're you're laying so

far back that all you can see

is the ceiling

and the two people and the nose

stuff and that's about it okay

but but you have

either real or fake memories we

don't know it could have been

you hallucinating most of my

memories are

fake anyway what do you mean

you can't just make a statement

like that and just you can't

just make

a blanket statement like that

are you saying that like like i

have or your mom have forcibly

implanted

memories into your brain that's

for the listener to the side we

do not make decisions we are

not in

control okay then wow this is

some next level like

philosophical stuff it's like

yeah what is the

universe man uh you know are we

conscious or are we just you

know a product of our brains

making random

sort of kind of decisions based

upon you know uh instinct and

and trauma if you think about

it every single

decision you make is a yes no

or maybe no matter how you put

it if you look into it deep

enough it's

always a yes or a no and

possibly a maybe what about i

don't know that's just delaying

the inevitable

oh my gosh and this is why we

have this podcast and these

conversations because they're

stupid

he's like doing this like evil

thing okay so but as you were

fading in and out of

consciousness are there

any like specific images that

really come to mind or like did

you hear any specific statement

like did

you hear like hey uh he's come

out no i i i like i said you

you're laying so far back all

you can see are

the two people and and the nose

thing okay ceiling all right

and some of the shelves some of

the cabinets okay

it sounds like the worst dream

ever like like hey man did you

hallucinate or anything when

they put you

over nah i just either i i woke

up a couple times or i dreamt

about having the surgery what

they gave you

the wrong drugs you're supposed

to have funny things to talk

about they gave him the wrong

drugs yeah they

gave me the boring diluted

drugs ah all right so something

happens while you're asleep uh

and coming

in and out of consciousness and

then what happens uh and then

you wake up for real after an

hour and it

feels like it's been like 15 or

minutes okay so you won't maybe

less what is the first thing

you thought

to yourself when you woke up i

don't remember they were they

were talking to me do you

remember what they said uh they

uh

just just basic stuff i think

about about what they did and

like like it wasn't much it

wasn't anything

important my brain didn't

bother to remember i was still

high like half asleep and i was

still tired because

i'm always tired you know that

that's probably the worst

possible decision for like

medical practitioners so

somebody's just come out of

anesthesia regardless of

whether or not they come out

hallucinating or they come out

normal

they're clearly going to be

half asleep hey sir uh let's

talk about what we just did to

you any problems that we might

have happened oh

and here is your your medicinal

regimen for after this and if

you forget this uh this type of

thing

you know something bad could

happen now in the case of tooth

surgery okay you know things

won't go too far

wrong hopefully i mean i mean

you might break like your skull

yeah but you know that's not

important no

that's not important at all but

like imagine like you've come

out of heart surgery and they're

like

yeah by the way um so um you

were supposed to be down for

two hours we actually had you

on the table

for eight to ten hours and uh

really there was we thought

there was one main vein that

was blocked but

uh really it was like 30

percent of the veins that were

blocked so we had like could

you imagine going

through all of that right after

somebody wakes up and and all i

hear is yeah also i i looked at

your your your

microphone on your stay puff

shirt okay and it looked like a

cyborg stay puffed oh my gosh

it totally does

i am cyborg stay puffed stay

puffed marshmallows in the

future space puff yeah uh stay

puff marshmallow bot

made by tesla no okay so you

finally wake up enough to where

like you're somewhat awake they

they go

through their blah blah blah

blah blah speech and now you

you've got to go home yeah and

they give you a bag

also it's it's hard to walk

because because drugs still

affect you so it's hard to walk

and like like

imagine being drunk but you can

still think normally wait you've

you've been drunk before no but

but i saw

a guy who was drunk once and he

was stumbling around a bunch

was this guy me uh no it was it

was guy uh at

at a place that we we used to

go with grandparents uh that

okay this big tower and okay

pool and and gambling

oh yeah oh that that the the

casino uh uh yes specific area

that that we cannot let name

yeah we we won't name

specific places to protect

people anyway place that had

gelato thing that went out of

business oh

all right so you kind of felt

like a zombie i mean i could

think perfectly fine i just

could not walk

that well i could walk but but

they is it fell off bends but

who's to say that a zombie can't

think fine

and just they have no control

over their actions anymore i

mean i still have control of

the actions it's just

like my balance was like my

balance was messed up okay so

at this point in time you're

not feeling any pain

right uh i don't think so you

okay and you remember kind of

your mom helping you to stumble

to the car

i mean i could still walk fine

on my own but but sort of being

there just to make sure that

you're okay

i mean she was just walking to

the car like she normally would

okay all right but you weren't

like

falling over no it it is just

like wobbling a little okay

tiny bit so things were a

little wobbly but you

got to the car and that ends

pretty quickly so okay and then

you you made it home yeah what

was the rest of

your day like after you got

home so so like for four hours

it was numb and it hurt a bunch

wait those two statements do

not make sense together it was

numb and it hurt a bunch doesn't

one cancel

out the other no for some

reason it you like you're like

it feels numb like your lips

feel numb okay but

then it still just hurts it's

so where is it hurting like in

the back like where the teeth

were ripped out

yeah but it but it also kind of

hurts at the lips too because

they're numb okay it makes no

sense but

but the numbness makes it hurt

more okay uh and then like

maybe for an hour after that it

still hurt

maybe two and then it was just

dull dull pain

okay it it wasn't it wasn't

hurting that much it's it's it's

like annoying it's like you

have a

really bad bruise that you just

hold your finger on okay it

felt like that so so really not

like i know

you weren't going in with many

expectations but like when

somebody talks to me it's like

we're going to be

ripping teeth out of your skull

okay like would you were you

generally anticipating it to

hurt a little

bit more afterwards or i i i

just kept thinking to myself it's

not going to be that bad well

that's

good that was a good attitude

to have also i i kept saying i

i kept i kept making it funny

because i i like to

say i'm going to be having bone

like structures ripped out of

my skull

and and you did and this this

may have caused a little bit of

a complication

uh but not like terrible but uh

so what happened later that day

uh

i ate you ate but like uh oh

yeah uh uh when when when the

mom was not there uh uh my nose

bled a little

okay so you got a little bit of

a nosebleed i i think out of

the side that that had the two

teeth

removed because i had three

teeth okay so so i think that

time it was the my right nostril

all right

and it didn't bleed like it

wasn't dripping but i like it

bled actually it might have

been the left

one i really don't remember

okay i felt it go down my face

a little but i i just i just

thought it was

normal snot i didn't know it

was blood and then i found out

like way after after it dried

that sometimes

is how nosebleeds work though

you're just like oh i have some

snot oh wait that's not

supposed to be

right yeah i didn't even like

the thing is though is that i

didn't even check i just i just

thought oh

oh well i i licked it and i

didn't taste the blood and then

like i look what do your boogers

normally taste like they taste

tasty

but i i think mine okay that

probably was not the statement

people were expecting but

okay so it still tasted tasty

yeah uh well i i think my

tongue was still numb okay i

couldn't taste

too well all right so you

figured out that you bled a

little bit yeah i just i just

went into the

bathroom and i was just like oh

oh oh oh i i guess i better

wipe off all that uh dry crusty

blood now

yeah we don't want mom to see

that i was bleeding mama worry

but um so not show weakness i

cannot show weakness

but so you get through day one

what did you end up eating for

dinner do you remember uh that

that's a good

question uh i i just like

yogurt ice cream uh i mean i

know i had ice cream uh

uh cranberry sauce and

something else and ice cream

okay all right i forgot what

the something

else was all right oh yeah uh

pudding i think okay there you

go yes oh i do remember your uh

your mom

mentioning something about

pudding okay so you had a a

very soft meal for very smart

reasons yeah and then

and also i wasn't hungry for

lunch but then i had like a bit

more of a snack oh okay

so you finally go to bed oh

wait actually we we need to

talk about we need to talk

about this oh

we'll get there we'll get there

i know but that was on the

first day that i noticed okay

go ahead

then so so so you noticed

something after all the numbing

wore off and all and you

started trying to

eat yeah so i i i i i poked

around with my tongue a little

oh wait actually also i kept spitting

which

you're not supposed to do and i

and i very quickly figured out

that that makes it bleed yeah

so don't

do that yeah no spitting for

you sir or smoking you're not

allowed to smoke right now okay

no smoking for

you um and i'm pretty sure no

crack or cocaine or anything

either why smoke when you can

drink wine

i no you can't i mean

especially not red wine you're

not allowed any red liquids

right now

but uh but anyway yeah so so

when i was poking around my

tongue to see if i was bleeding

because

the two ways that i figured it

out is i if i was bleeding was

either to stick my finger in

and check

to see if there was blood or

just poke around my tongue and

see if i could taste it

fascinating so so you you

actively were probing your

wounds look i i was gentle i

didn't poke it with the nail

uh so i i i poked my tongue to

the to the bottom left of my my

mouth where there was only one

removed

and i noticed hey there there's

a loose bit of string here but

but the other ones don't have

loose

stitches but this one has loose

stitches and and and this and

this is how how the pain and

suffering and

annoyance became reality yet

you see the the other two they're

healing pretty well i i can eat

pretty pretty

pretty fine right now like like

i can eat like pasta and stuff

right now but if i try to eat

on the left

side uh first of all every time

i swallow it feels like there's

there's food stuck on the left

even though

there's no there's not it's

just all that loose stitching

uh and then also uh it because

it's loose

it irritates the gums so if you

poke them they they hurt more

than the other ones do even

though they feel

like the same amount of raw and

they it hurts way more because

the loose stitches irritates it

the left side is against you no

no the the the doctors were

against me they did the

stitches wrong

on purpose they they were

trying to equalize the pain

they made it worse on one side

well you know maybe

they figure that you know hey

you're young you need to have a

little bit of suffering in life

you know

i think that i have quite a lot

of suffering thank you okay we're

not gonna go there right now

but so left side a little bit

more problematic than the right

side but still okay-ish yeah

okay

so finally you get to sleep

were you able to sleep okay um

i think so sleeping was fine

okay uh and then

something happened the next

morning that uh may or may not

have caused some some some

minor concerns oh yes i i was

reading book on beanbag like i

normally do and then and then

and then all of a sudden i i i

i see something

drop drop from my face on onto

the beanbag and and i see a

bunch more drop from my face

onto the beanbag

and and it's red you're like

wait what so i very quickly

cover up my nose because there

is bleeding from the left

nostril so so i i cover up my

nose with my hand and that hand

got covered in blood uh wait

like by

cover like only the palm only

the palm yeah but but still are

we talking like just the center

of the palm

or are you talking like full on

the whole palm well yeah most

of it like there were some like

spots where

like little spots like oh but

but but like yeah i had to like

cover it up i probably smeared

it a little so

so that's why but uh yeah so it

was it formed like a little

triangle because i i had to

cover it up and

smear it around a little oh and

then it stopped like like like

it stopped bleeding a ton where

it was just

dripping pretty quickly but it

was still bleeding a little

yeah and so this was this was

somewhat

concerning because this was not

a small bleed like the day

before this was uh i wouldn't

say like it

was massive like you weren't

like gushing blood but i mean i

mean the the bleed from from

the day before

like it still formed a triangle

just not as big yeah but you

you had blood on your face and

hands like it was

hand hand yeah it was it was

concerning to uh the the

parental figures in your life

for some reason yeah i mean

generally speaking when you see

somebody that you've had a

connection

with for over 16 years and they're

there's you know they're

bleeding from places that you're

not

normally supposed to bleed from

it's a little bit concerning

now luckily you and i then took

a trip back to

the the doctor and it's fine

like i expected yeah it was

fine but they explained in the

nicest possible

ways that by ripping teeth out

of the upper part of your skull

that it could in fact make

micro tears

between your gums and your

sinus cavities which then could

pool up with blood from time to

time strike

two for the oral surgeons yeah

so um we have one more minor

bleed during the weekend and

that wasn't that

bad yeah it it was it was

barely a bleed it just stayed

in the nose yeah it didn't even

come out i i i didn't

even notice until like way

after and it had like pretty

much dried up for the most part

yeah so there

was some of it still there but

that was also probably because

i i i messed with it yeah like

like trying

yeah and they have some very

specific rules to help prevent

any sinus cavity holes from

getting worse

it's like don't drink through a

straw don't like make a reverse

i mean not drinking not

drinking

through a straw is also so that

the the holes don't dry out or

something yeah um and then like

don't

like make a sucking like like

you're whistling but then

inhale air basically don't do

anything with

suction in your mouth because

it can make things worse and

don't blow your nose because it

can make things

probably don't poke at your

nose much yeah don't blow your

nose i think that i think that

might have

partially caused the bleeding

um and on the weekend and given

that they tell you not to smoke

i mean

that's obvious but you probably

you know given that cocaine is

inhaled you probably shouldn't

do cocaine

either uh you know snorting

cocaine during this time

probably not a good thing

because

that causes nosebleeds as it is

from what i've heard so yeah

yeah but uh overall like

experience wrap up like

what are your overall opinions

i i rate the experience uh

three three out of five uh 3.5

out of five stars

uh the the the oral surgeons i

i rate them one star for

messing up the stitches how

dare they wow it's

like they didn't leave any bone

in there like any and leftover

pieces of teeth they got me in

and out of

the surgery okay but damn it

they left one of my stitches

loose they have damn them all

the hell precisely

wow wow um and you you see it's

very simple i i was mildly

inconvenienced there was no

better rating i

could give them um so so 3.5

out of five would do again uh 3.5

out of five it's not necessary

to do

again yeah well that that is

the the point but also i will

make the point to you that like

if i had the

equivalent surgery done on my

four wisdom teeth it would it

would be a 0.5 star rating for

you yeah

it would be absolutely atrocious

because your wisdom teeth only

came in like a couple of years

ago like

within a year or two they're

not like solidly rooted into

your you know your jaw yeah

yeah then for you it

would be literally ripping bone

like structures out of your

skull yeah it would be pretty

bad um and i'm not

good with pain as it is so you

know it would be pretty bad but

um still on a mental emotional

anguish

perspective um we've already

discussed in the previous

episode that um you would still

rather go through

this experience again than

watch a minecraft movie in a

serious way yes uh quite quite

obviously um so that

begs the question what what

would your a minecraft movie

experience rating be oh boy uh

let's see here uh

point two uh except for technoblade

which is uh 11 out of five

stars

well that's because technoblade

obvious although i feel bad

because that's kind of using

technoblade to

make the company millions yeah

millions because once the word

gets out that there's a technoblade

reference well then everybody's

gonna want to go and see that

one moment even if they didn't

want to

see the rest of the film they're

like oh they mentioned technoblade

in an indirect way and there's

hero brian so you so you gotta

watch until the hero brian

moment which is like over

halfway through the

movie yeah okay and then you

might as well just finish the

movie but we will flip it

around and say okay

uh comparating comparating okay

what the hell we're talking

about minecraft now we're

talking about

redstone and comparators and

repeaters oh gosh damn it okay

so um the making fun of a minecraft

movie

experience i mean i couldn't

have alcohol so well this is

true uh 3.75 okay maybe three

so so making fun of

making fun of a minecraft movie

is still better than dental

surgery possibly possibly maybe

it's probably

actually just a three depending

on your individual experiences

and tastes okay and if you're

not a small

child well yeah but and small

children don't have much

rational capacity now be be

careful here we

don't want to insult all the

small children and parents why

hey you never know what those

small children

parents could do what i mean

you do realize i'm gonna throw

a mature rating on this podcast

right like you

do realize i'm gonna say

morning you know language and

topics not necessarily suitable

for children

and they'll listen anyway

obviously hi kids go fuck

yourself

and santa claus is fake and so

is the easter bunny and and the

tooth fairy and you were not

and saint paul

and the government yeah and and

russia what wait wait why i

think you're going too far sir

but uh yeah you you you did not

come from a cabbage patch or a

stork your parents had sex

okay there i think we've um

unveiled all the things unless

you're an alien well yeah but

we we can't really

speculate on extraterrestrials

i think that's too much for

this particular episode we

should get into

that in a future episode our

opinions on uh extraterrestrial

life and and all that stuff i

think

that would be a fun

conversation yay yay but uh

overall you're doing okay

though you're you're not dead

yeah on the outside yeah on the

outside i roll i mean you

walked right into that and it

hurt it hurt a lot

that i walked in all right well

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