Nontopical

NT 026 - One Nontopical Year!

Sat, 02 May 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Chris and Kit celebrate one year of podcasting and discuss the origin and evolution of the show.

What is your favorite Nontopical moment?

Cover art by Chris

NT 025 - Power

Sat, 18 Apr 2026 20:18:29 +0000

Kit and Chris discuss the only important thing in life, POWER!

Episode Art By - Kit

NT 024 - Minecraft Unalive

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Chris and Kit discuss the travesty that is the latest MInecraft Live, and all of the associated release information.

What do you like/hate about the latest Minecraft releases?

Episode Art By - Kit

NT 023 - Great TV

Sat, 21 Mar 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Kit and Chris talk about some of the classic TV shows they enjoy together. This includes

MAS*H
The A-Team
Murder, She Wrote
Star Trek: The Next Generation

What TV shows do you enjoy? How do they stand up to shows today?

Episode Art by : Kit

NT 022 - Fixing Romantic Traditions

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:00:00 +0000

Kit and Chris decide to improve weddings and Valentine’s Day with some new traditions, including beheading a chicken!

What ideas do you have for new Valentine or wedding traditions?

Episode art by - Kit

NT 021 - Wilderness Survival

Sat, 21 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000

Alone in the wilderness, friends gone, limited resources. What do you do!?

Kit reflects on how he would survive.

Episode Art By: Kit

NT 020 - Killer Android

Sat, 07 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000

What would you do if a killer android were after you? Kit and Chris share that they don’t really like their chances…

What do you think, how would you survive? Let us know via our feedback address or via the Fediverse!

Episode Art By - Kit

NT 019 - Elven Hood

Sat, 24 Jan 2026 20:00:00 +0000

Happy 2026 everyone! Please send us some feedback to let us know what you want to hear more of this year!

What happens when a renegade elf seeks justice for the poor? You get Elven Hood, an elf who robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

NT 018 - The Ultimate Jedi Goal

Sat, 03 Jan 2026 20:00:00 +0000

In this special episode we discuss Star Wars Episode 7, what Palpatine does when he retires, and the ultimate purpose of being a Jedi.

Episode Art by: Kit

NT 017 - Number 5 is Alive

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 20:00:00 +0000

This is the first of two previously unreleased episodes, allowing Kit and Chris a break for the holidays.

The original attempt at Episode 5 was where the Cheese Quesadilla became cemented as Nontopical lore and saw the beginning of our demands, er, deals with Hollywood.

Show art by: Kit

NT 016 - Bear Cop

Sat, 06 Dec 2025 20:00:00 +0000

All Bear, All Cop, he’s Bear Cop!

Executive Producer - D1MC3

Episode Art by - Kit

NT 015 - Turkey Terror

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 20:00:00 +0000

Thanksgiving in America is a day of thanks for most, except the turkey, and this turkey is out for REVENGE.

Episode Art by: Kit

NT 014 - Minecraft: The Guardian

Sat, 08 Nov 2025 20:36:09 +0000

Kit and I get back to our roots talking about a Minecraft creature horror adventure! Welcome to Minecraft: The Guardian

Episode art by: Kit

NT 013 - The Cat in the Hat: He's Evil!

Sat, 25 Oct 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Everyone loves The Cat in the Hat, but we think he’s evil and now you can find out why!

Episode Art By - Kit

NT 012 - Humans and Cyborgs and Bots! Oh, My!

Sat, 11 Oct 2025 20:18:20 +0000

There is nothing artificial about this episode, although we wouldn’t call it intelligent either. We debate the nature of an augmented human vs. an android and Chris remembers a story he came up with a long time ago…

Executive Producer - D1MC3

Episode Art By - Kit

NT 011 - The Subnautica Movie

Sat, 27 Sep 2025 19:00:00 +0000

What if Subnautica was a movie? Come join us for an undersea adventure of a lifetime!

Note: This episode had serious technical issues and has changed the way we approach future recordings. Basically, the phone switched to using its own internal mic while in Chris’s pocket instead of using the wireless ones.

Episode Art by: Kit

NT 010 - Gritty Mario

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Kit and I celebrate 10 episodes with a crazy concept, what would it be like to have a game similar to the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie?

Apologies for the sound glitches at the end of the episode.

Episode art by - Kit

NT 009 - Charlie's Parlor

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 19:00:00 +0000

How does cutting weeds inspire an epic sci-fi B film? Who is Charlie? Find out in this episode!

Episode Art By - Kit

NT 008 - The George Lucas Severed Limb Museum

Sat, 16 Aug 2025 19:00:00 +0000

What do baby sharks in a jar and George Lucas have to do with each other? Find out in this episode!

Note - There were some audio issues in this episode. We did what we could.

Episode art by Kit

NT 007 - Aliens

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 19:00:00 +0000

We’re back from vacation and have another fun-filled episode of Nontopical!

A visit to Alien Java and seeing a rocket launch helped to inspire this discussion of Aliens, Space Nukes, and the snow-globe cosmological model.

Universal snow globes constructed by - The Factory

Episode artwork by - Kit

NT 006 - Hypothetical Country

Sat, 12 Jul 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Ever want to live in a world of 3D-printed houses, meal coins, and no political parties? A world where all politicians must first work for fire or police services? A world where food, clothing, water, and shelter are just a given?

Then look no further than our Hypothetical Country and longest episode to date!

Episode art by Kit L’Manburg flag inspired by Dream SMP

NT 005 - The Among Us Experience

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 19:00:00 +0000

In this episode Kit and I discuss in great detail what a real-world immersive Among Us experience should be like.

Cover art by - Kit

NT 004 - Solving the Sequels

Sat, 14 Jun 2025 19:00:00 +0000

It only takes Kit and Chris an hour to solve and fix the Star Wars sequel trilogy!

Show Art by Kit

NT 003 - What is Nontopical?

Sat, 31 May 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Chris and Kit discuss misunderstood vampires, the hypothetical $1000 our listeners will give us, and the origin and purpose of Nontopical.

Episode art by Chris

NT 002 - Forced Idiot Tooth Removal

Sat, 17 May 2025 19:00:00 +0000

What happens when you have a few derpy teeth that don’t play nice with the rest? Find out as Kit shares the story of his recent dental surgery, that was still better than A Minecraft Movie.

NT 001 - Worse Than Dental Surgery

Sun, 04 May 2025 20:18:18 +0000

In this, the first episode of Nontopical, Chris and Kit discuss dental surgery, stinky flowers, and A Minecraft Movie, the film worse than dental surgery!

Episode art by Kit.