Ep. 13
NT 013 - The Cat in the Hat: He's Evil!
Everyone loves The Cat in the Hat, but we think he’s evil and now you can find out why! Episode Art By - Kit
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Ep. 12
NT 012 - Humans and Cyborgs and Bots! Oh, My!
There is nothing artificial about this episode, although we wouldn’t call it intelligent either. We debate the nature of an augmented human vs. an android and Chris remembers a story he came up with a long time ago… Executive Producer - D1MC3 Episode Art By - Kit
Ep. 11
NT 011 - The Subnautica Movie
What if Subnautica was a movie? Come join us for an undersea adventure of a lifetime! Note: This episode had serious technical issues and has changed the way we approach future recordings. Basically, the phone switched to using its own internal mic while in Chris’s pocket instead of using the wireless ones. Episode Art by: Kit
Ep. 10
NT 010 - Gritty Mario
Kit and I celebrate 10 episodes with a crazy concept, what would it be like to have a game similar to the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie? Apologies for the sound glitches at the end of the episode. Episode art by - Kit
Ep. 09
NT 009 - Charlie's Parlor
How does cutting weeds inspire an epic sci-fi B film? Who is Charlie? Find out in this episode! Episode Art By - Kit
Ep. 08
NT 008 - The George Lucas Severed Limb Museum
What do baby sharks in a jar and George Lucas have to do with each other? Find out in this episode! Note - There were some audio issues in this episode. We did what we could. Episode art by Kit
Ep. 07
NT 007 - Aliens
We’re back from vacation and have another fun-filled episode of Nontopical! A visit to Alien Java and seeing a rocket launch helped to inspire this discussion of Aliens, Space Nukes, and the snow-globe cosmological model. Universal snow globes constructed by - The Factory Episode artwork by - Kit
Ep. 06
NT 006 - Hypothetical Country
Ever want to live in a world of 3D-printed houses, meal coins, and no political parties? A world where all politicians must first work for fire or police services? A world where food, clothing, water, and shelter are just a given? Then look no further than our Hypothetical Country and longest episode to date! Episode art by Kit L’Manburg flag inspired by Dream SMP
Ep. 05
NT 005 - The Among Us Experience
In this episode Kit and I discuss in great detail what a real-world immersive Among Us experience should be like. Cover art by - Kit
Ep. 04
NT 004 - Solving the Sequels
It only takes Kit and Chris an hour to solve and fix the Star Wars sequel trilogy! Show Art by Kit
Ep. 03
NT 003 - What is Nontopical?
Chris and Kit discuss misunderstood vampires, the hypothetical $1000 our listeners will give us, and the origin and purpose of Nontopical. Episode art by Chris
Ep. 02
NT 002 - Forced Idiot Tooth Removal
What happens when you have a few derpy teeth that don’t play nice with the rest? Find out as Kit shares the story of his recent dental surgery, that was still better than A Minecraft Movie.
Ep. 01
NT 001 - Worse Than Dental Surgery
In this, the first episode of Nontopical, Chris and Kit discuss dental surgery, stinky flowers, and A Minecraft Movie, the film worse than dental surgery! Episode art by Kit.