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actuality.

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We are currently recording this.

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Well, do you know what? It's

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not important when we're

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recording this. What's

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important is that it's December.

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Or should I say December? Yeah,

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at least it's December when you're

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hearing this.

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Probably. Now, somebody,

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somebody got us a gift. An

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early Christmas gift, if you

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will. Did you know we got

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another donation? Yeah.

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We got another donation. So we

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want to take the time to

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recognize D1MC3 or Dimce for

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another $5 donation.

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Yippee. Bringing us to a total

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of 1% of our hypothetical. $1,000.

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So Dimshay once again says to

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keep up the great work, which

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we will strive to do as best as

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You know what this time of year

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makes me think of? What? Being

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warm and sleeping a lot. Do you

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know what animals are warm and

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sleep a lot this time of year?

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The bears. The bears. Now, you

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had some thoughts. This may or

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may not be a story episode. Now,

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normally we come up with

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stories. Yeah. That's what we

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do. Yeah. And then we have our

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deal with Hollywood.

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Of course. Which is a certain

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amount of money and then 5% of

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the gross profits or not gross

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profits, the gross income

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across all mediums. You know,

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digital, theaters, streaming,

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the works. In perpetuity, of

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course. Yeah. But this may or

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may not end up being a story.

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Oh no. So you had some thoughts

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about bears. Yes, indeed.

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Yes indeed. What are your

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thoughts about bears? Well

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bears are pretty sure all

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things considered. Yes. They

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know how to open doors. This is

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true they know how to open

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doors. We saw this on us

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watching Mythbusters not too

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long ago. Yeah. So then I don't

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think it's too far fetched to

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say what if they could drive. I

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do remember we started having

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this conversation the other day

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it would be interesting that so

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imagine you know there's a

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police officer just country

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police officer you know like

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rural area and he's sitting on

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like that dirt road like right

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next to a billboard so people

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can't see that he's sitting

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set up. He's drinking his

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coffee you know just like

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sitting there like expecting

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some like kid to go by.

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and like causes him to spill

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his coffee stereotypically of

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course. Just like vroom. So he

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flips the lights on and he also

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like notices the side of the

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car is all scratched up so he

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figures like maybe there was an

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accident or something. And this

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car is swerving all over the

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finally.

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know he's on this car's tail.

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everything. And the car finally

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runs into the guardrail. Yep.

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like it's all smashed up. And

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so the cop you know comes up to

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car knocks on the window. And

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somehow the bear manages to

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roll down the window. And it's

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just like there's a bear. It's

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like license and registration

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please.

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I don't know. That would be

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kind of crazy. Wait. Just got a

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movie idea. Well the bear needs

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to have shades. Yes the bear

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has to have shades but then.

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The movie idea has taken root.

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Oh no. Oh here we go. Oh no.

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Bear cop.

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officer like realizes the bear

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you know he's a good guy bear.

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know he happened to have like a

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spare donut in his car. Feeds

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it to the bear. It turns out

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the bear is. Well to borrow

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from a famous Hanna-Barbera

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cartoon. Smarter than the

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average bear. He can talk.

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have bear cop. Oh no. The next

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Kung Fury. No. Although that.

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to be Kung Fury versus the

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Russians in that case. Because

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the bear would. Like represents

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Russia. Okay. So. We have the

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opening to bear cop. Now.

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cop movie. Obviously. And we

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have to figure out now. There

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are definitely going to be some

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stereotypical elements just

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like there were in say Kung

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out first of all who's the bad

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guy. Let's workshop this a bit.

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And Hollywood the deal is now

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Oh no. So we're starting at.

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You know this is a new and

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original idea that maybe Asylum

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was going to say it sounds like

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a B film.

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aim on the low end for the cost

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of the script and the story.

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What do you say like 75k?

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Okay. 75k is reasonable for a

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new authentic idea by two randos.

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So. And then 5% of the gross as

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is our usual deal.

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All right. So. Bear cop. We

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have the opening scene is this

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bear gets pulled over. We never

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explain why the bear is driving

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the car. How the bear is

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driving the car. It's not

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important.

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Don't worry. If it makes enough

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money there will be three sequels.

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prequel. But it's not important.

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speeding. And let's just say it

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wasn't just because the bear

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was hungry or was the bear

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speeding to get somewhere.

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want to get anywhere besides

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the honey factory. Like. Well.

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yeah that would be the

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stereotype. But we now have.

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Was there somebody poaching

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that took his nephew or

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something. For what reason. We

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have to think of something that

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would motivate this bear.

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kick off. The story. Of him

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pairing up with this cop and.

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officer.

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reasonable. The what. The poaching

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sounds reasonable. Poaching

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sounds reasonable. Now. And you

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never know the town might be

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trying to get all the bears out

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of there.

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Hmm. That's right. Okay. We. We.

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That's. That's the second level.

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So level A is. There's poachers.

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killing the bears. But they're

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killing other wild animals. But

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this time it's personal.

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Because the bear. You know. His

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nephew was kidnapped.

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girl bear? That's the question.

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that in this case it'll be a

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guy bear. I think for the

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sequel.

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then something happens. He

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finds a lady bear at the end of

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this one.

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the news or something. I don't

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the end. You know. As a. As a.

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police stone or whatever.

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forest like during the course

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of the movie. Yeah.

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They're together. But.

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movie. Will be like. Don't mess

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with mama bear. Like that'll be

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the tagline.

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Bear cop 2. Don't mess with

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mama bear. So. All right. Now

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there's a second level to this.

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the nephew of this bear that

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got kidnapped.

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whatever. Yeah. But level two.

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to be as stereotypical as

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possible here. It's not just.

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the forest. For condos or some

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junk. Although that. That would

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be great.

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going to go full 80s here.

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They want to dump toxic waste

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in the woods. Without anybody

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knowing.

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They. And maybe that's. That

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explains how the bear is the

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way that he is. Is that he was

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exposed to toxic waste.

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that is starting to become semi-intelligent

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in terms of the animals.

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this yet. But when they find

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out that makes them want to

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destroy the forest even worse.

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B level plot. Is that a good

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enough plot for you sir. Yeah.

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And you know had sunglasses on

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somehow.

283
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,560
Somehow fit in the car. Because

284
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,400
like bears are pretty big.

285
00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:07,900
And cop had pulled him over.

286
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,880
And then we cut to bear cop.

287
00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:13,020
You know like we cut to like

288
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,160
some kind of opening.

289
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,080
Okay. We have the bear with the

290
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:16,820
shades.

291
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,410
And then the bear like uses his

292
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,470
claw to lower the shades a

293
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,160
little bit.

294
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:20,620
And goes.

295
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:21,600
Yo.

296
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,760
Like just says something stupid

297
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,680
like that.

298
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:28,080
And then you cut to the opening.

299
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,450
Like the police officer falls

300
00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:29,800
over.

301
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,020
And then you cut to the.

302
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:32,920
After the opening title

303
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,420
sequence.

304
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,440
You now cut to the bear like

305
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,180
kind of slapping.

306
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:37,540
Slapping the officer in the

307
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,280
face.

308
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:38,620
You know.

309
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,600
Trying to wake him up.

310
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,380
You know.

311
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,360
It's stereotypical.

312
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,540
Again comedy.

313
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:44,700
You know.

314
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,700
And he wakes up once.

315
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,580
Takes one look.

316
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,440
Sees it's the bear.

317
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,660
And then he passes out again.

318
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,140
So then.

319
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,370
You cut to the bear driving the

320
00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,200
cop car.

321
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,270
And the police officer is in

322
00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:57,200
the back.

323
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,900
And the police officer comes to.

324
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,240
And it's like.

325
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,140
What the hell is going on?

326
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,640
And the bear is like.

327
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:05,160
Yeah.

328
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,280
Sorry about that.

329
00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,620
But you kind of.

330
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,300
Fainted on me there buddy.

331
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,740
What the hell?

332
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:13,740
There's.

333
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,220
What are you doing in my car?

334
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,600
Well you couldn't drive.

335
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:19,420
But.

336
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,500
But you're a bear.

337
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,240
Yeah.

338
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,440
Tell me about it.

339
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,100
Well but how.

340
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:24,720
Look.

341
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,140
It probably doesn't help to ask

342
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,440
any questions right now.

343
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:28,580
So.

344
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,960
Are you going to eat me?

345
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:30,740
No.

346
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,660
You moron.

347
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,190
We normally eat stuff that's

348
00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,420
easy to get a hold of.

349
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,400
And I have no reason to eat you.

350
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,720
At least not right now.

351
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,710
Unless you want to give me a

352
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:41,580
reason.

353
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:42,890
And he turns back and like

354
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:44,450
gives him like a big like beefy

355
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:44,960
grin.

356
00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:46,100
Like.

357
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,580
And the guy's like no no no.

358
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,470
And this is where some of the

359
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,440
exposition takes place.

360
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,180
And he's like.

361
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,070
The guy's like well where are

362
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:55,480
we going?

363
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:56,640
How the hell am I supposed to

364
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,040
know?

365
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,240
I just know how to drive this

366
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:58,600
car.

367
00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,700
Well how do you know how to

368
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,400
drive a car?

369
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,480
Once again.

370
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,190
Probably best not to ask too

371
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,420
many questions.

372
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,100
Where should we be going?

373
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,660
Well why were you driving a car?

374
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,780
Yeah funny story about that.

375
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,500
You see.

376
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,760
I was sent to get help.

377
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:18,960
Well what do you mean you were

378
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,800
sent to get help?

379
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:20,860
Well you see.

380
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,850
There's been some shit going

381
00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,820
down in my forest lately.

382
00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:26,820
What kind of shit?

383
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:27,960
Like.

384
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,960
Kidnappings and shit.

385
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,120
Like.

386
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,840
Poacher type shit.

387
00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,360
It would be cubnappings.

388
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,580
Cubnappings and other.

389
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,390
Let's just say Bambi's mother

390
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,000
and father might have gone

391
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,630
missing under mysterious

392
00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,140
circumstances too.

393
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,680
How would he know about Bambi?

394
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,280
Don't.

395
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,160
Don't ask questions.

396
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:53,560
But.

397
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:54,460
Okay.

398
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:55,160
Alright.

399
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:55,980
So we've got.

400
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,960
We've got the setup.

401
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,380
So you do this flashback of

402
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,200
like.

403
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:02,720
You know.

404
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,720
His nephew got captured.

405
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,720
And then they hear like noise.

406
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,170
And he hears one of his bear

407
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,280
friends like way in the

408
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,460
background going.

409
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,900
What do we call this bear?

410
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,720
What's bear cop's name?

411
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:17,900
Joe.

412
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:18,760
Joe.

413
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:19,680
I don't know.

414
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,740
Do you have a better idea?

415
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,220
Joe.

416
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,420
Go get help.

417
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,320
And like the cop's like.

418
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:24,900
Wait.

419
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:25,820
They can talk?

420
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:26,980
Yeah.

421
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,000
About that.

422
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,170
We're not quite sure when it

423
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,280
happened.

424
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,700
Or why it happened.

425
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,080
But.

426
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:34,080
But.

427
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,460
There came a time.

428
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:38,880
Relatively recently.

429
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,100
Where we all got much smarter.

430
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,550
Now that doesn't mean that we're

431
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,280
not animals.

432
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,300
I mean we'll still kill each

433
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:45,700
other.

434
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,180
But.

435
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,500
There's a little bit more of a

436
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,840
hierarchy to things now.

437
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:52,200
And.

438
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:53,740
Yeah.

439
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:53,740
Yeah.

440
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,740
So we can talk.

441
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:54,940
Yeah.

442
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:54,940
So we can talk.

443
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:55,280
Yeah.

444
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,840
So we can talk.

445
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,280
And like the officer's like.

446
00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,950
I'm guessing you know where the

447
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,100
unicorns are too.

448
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,200
Unicorns?

449
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:04,680
This is serious.

450
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:05,890
What the hell are you talking

451
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:06,760
about unicorns?

452
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,270
What kind of a fairy tale do

453
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,820
you think you're living in?

454
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,380
Do I look fake to you?

455
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,960
Do I look like Disney bullshit

456
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,360
bears to you?

457
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,060
I'll kick your ass if I need to.

458
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,620
I'll point your face right off.

459
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:24,340
You know.

460
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:26,420
Bear's still reminding him of

461
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,980
the pecking order.

462
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:29,460
Well.

463
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,260
So that's why you were speeding.

464
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:33,700
Yeah I guess.

465
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,060
I mean I kind of came across

466
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,040
these campers.

467
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:36,260
And.

468
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,430
Maybe I put a little scare into

469
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:39,700
them you know.

470
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:40,940
They're fine.

471
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,140
I didn't hurt them or nothing.

472
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,180
I even left them their cooler

473
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,100
food.

474
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,160
Which by the way.

475
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,580
Took an excessive amount of

476
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,360
willpower.

477
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,540
They had smoked salmon in there.

478
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:53,040
So.

479
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:56,300
So.

480
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,960
That's why you were driving.

481
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,320
Yeah I was going to get help.

482
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,420
And you expect me.

483
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,580
To go to the precinct.

484
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,080
And to tell this story of yours.

485
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:08,900
Well.

486
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,420
It'd be a start.

487
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,700
Now meanwhile you got to cut to.

488
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:15,880
Like.

489
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,610
Poacher headquarters or

490
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,540
something.

491
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:19,990
We're not going to show the

492
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:21,080
real baddie yet.

493
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,600
You have like the band of.

494
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:23,600
I won't say.

495
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,360
We can't have them be fully inept.

496
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:25,700
Like.

497
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:25,760
Yeah.

498
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,870
Clearly they've been wreaking

499
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:27,240
havoc.

500
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:27,540
But.

501
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,540
You have like these three semi

502
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,840
dummy poachers.

503
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:31,460
Yeah.

504
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,420
And none of the animal.

505
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,650
The animals are smart enough

506
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,820
that they've captured.

507
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:37,720
That.

508
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,080
They're not talking.

509
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,540
Like they're still acting like

510
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,000
animals.

511
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Like they're still acting like

512
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,000
animals.

513
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,220
Even though they clearly.

514
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,580
Have a sense of what's going on.

515
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,020
And obviously these guys.

516
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,980
Only have so many cages.

517
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:49,990
And only have so many buyers

518
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:51,200
for you know.

519
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,760
Exotic forest animals.

520
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,360
Like deer and raccoons and

521
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,140
whatnot.

522
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:55,540
So.

523
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,450
They're obviously killing them

524
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:57,900
too.

525
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:58,800
Yeah.

526
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,990
Taking them in the back room

527
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:00,680
and whatnot.

528
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,360
Especially the raccoons for

529
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:02,860
hats.

530
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,070
And then you cut to like the

531
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,460
lead poacher guy.

532
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,260
Looking at a computer screen.

533
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:09,470
But like it's the reverse angle

534
00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,540
of the computer screen.

535
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,720
So you can just hear the sound.

536
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,540
You can't see the screen.

537
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,180
And it's like.

538
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,440
Are we still on schedule?

539
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,170
Of course it's got to be a

540
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,260
British guy.

541
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,300
Yeah.

542
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,290
It has to be an evil British

543
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:21,680
voice.

544
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,160
Yeah.

545
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:24,640
Mr.

546
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,660
Mr. So and so.

547
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:27,220
Like whatever.

548
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:27,720
Whatever.

549
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,140
Mr.

550
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,000
Whatever the name is.

551
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:31,300
Yeah.

552
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,020
We're on schedule.

553
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,060
Good.

554
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:35,870
I want that forest cleared as

555
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,020
soon as possible.

556
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,000
By the end of next week.

557
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:39,940
Wait.

558
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,120
Wait.

559
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:40,320
Wait.

560
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,520
By the end of next week.

561
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,120
You said we had till the end of

562
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:43,940
the month.

563
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:45,040
Yeah.

564
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:45,500
Well.

565
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,720
Timetables have.

566
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,580
Shifted a bit.

567
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:50,880
Yeah.

568
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:51,160
Or.

569
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,740
Things have.

570
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,660
We've gotten in a bit of a time

571
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,580
crunch here.

572
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:56,780
We're going to have to move

573
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:57,560
more quickly.

574
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:58,760
Move more quickly.

575
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,000
You gave me three guys.

576
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,390
What do you expect us to do to

577
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,920
clear out the entire forest in

578
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,480
a week?

579
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:04,760
Well.

580
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,360
I've got something that'll help.

581
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,620
And it's like.

582
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:08,960
You know.

583
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,920
It cuts to like this machine.

584
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,740
That's kind of like the machine

585
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,920
from Fern Gully.

586
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:15,980
You know.

587
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,360
It's just a machine that'll

588
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,800
like start like burning down

589
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,380
things.

590
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:19,860
And like.

591
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,540
Has auto targeting.

592
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,920
Like can shoot out nets.

593
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,260
And stuff.

594
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,880
It's like a combination of.

595
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,160
Okay.

596
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,160
It's a combination of the leveler

597
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,380
from Fern Gully.

598
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,640
And whatever that thing McLeach

599
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,780
drives.

600
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,900
In the rescuers down under.

601
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,040
Hmm.

602
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:37,900
Yeah.

603
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,940
And the guy's like.

604
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,300
Oh.

605
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:41,560
Yeah.

606
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,380
That's the ticket.

607
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,440
When will it be here?

608
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,500
It'll be there.

609
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,140
By tomorrow.

610
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:47,960
You know.

611
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,420
Or something.

612
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:48,820
Yeah.

613
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:48,880
Yeah.

614
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:48,960
Yeah.

615
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Yeah.

616
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Yeah.

617
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,460
Yeah.

618
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:49,960
Yeah.

619
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,080
Now where do we take things?

620
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:52,920
Uh.

621
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:56,670
All right, well, you've had

622
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,370
your moment to try to

623
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,880
contribute to the story, sir.

624
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,460
Now it's going to be an epically

625
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,040
lame episode where it's just me

626
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:03,740
talking.

627
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,980
I don't know.

628
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,600
I don't know how the police

629
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,060
stuff work.

630
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:13,040
Okay, so police officer.

631
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,240
Maybe they try to buy him

632
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,580
clothes or something.

633
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,340
Who knows?

634
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,800
Police officer and bear.

635
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,910
Well, I mean, maybe eventually

636
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,530
the bear has like a police

637
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,160
outfit,

638
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,460
but right now he's just Joe Q

639
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:25,960
Bear,

640
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,670
which is funny because you said

641
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,400
his name was Joe.

642
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,800
So now his name is Joe Q Bear.

643
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:35,640
So officer instructs bear on

644
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,110
how to get to the precinct

645
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,980
headquarters.

646
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,580
Or maybe it's not even a precinct.

647
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,760
Maybe it's not a city.

648
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:45,960
It's like a more rural town or

649
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,540
whatever.

650
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,600
But still, there's a police

651
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,420
office.

652
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,480
He's like, you know I can't

653
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,120
bring you in there, right?

654
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,260
And the bear's like, the fuck

655
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,340
you're not.

656
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,060
I need to, you know, like we

657
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,710
got to look up these poacher

658
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,380
people and see if we can find

659
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,020
them.

660
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,420
Well, yeah, but like, how am I

661
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,480
going to sneak you in?

662
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,640
And they look across the street

663
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,600
and there's a donut shop.

664
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,760
And the bear goes, hmm.

665
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:18,940
And the bear goes, hmm.

666
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,230
Cut to the bear carrying like

667
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:25,670
eight dozen donuts and a box of

668
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:26,520
Joe.

669
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,140
You know, they walk in and it's

670
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,950
like, you know, the cops walk

671
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,400
in next to them.

672
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,320
They're like, hey.

673
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,860
What's the cop's name now?

674
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:39,580
Uh.

675
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,220
Well, Macaulay could be his

676
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,460
last name.

677
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:44,600
Macaulay.

678
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:45,040
Yeah.

679
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,220
I don't know.

680
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,100
So.

681
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,300
Do you have a better idea?

682
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,240
Kevin Macaulay.

683
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:50,580
Okay.

684
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:51,420
Yeah.

685
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,460
Or Kevin Macaulay.

686
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:53,880
Yeah.

687
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,440
It was, you know, a little bit

688
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,830
of a Home Alone reference or

689
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:57,580
whatever.

690
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,240
Because Macaulay poking.

691
00:20:59,400 --> 00:20:59,660
Anyway.

692
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,160
Hey, Kevin.

693
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:02,950
It's like, hey, I know it's

694
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,560
been a long day, guys.

695
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,420
So I'm going to go put these in

696
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,660
the break room.

697
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,140
It's all on me.

698
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:09,480
All right.

699
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,940
I got to go to my office and do

700
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,840
some stuff.

701
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,520
I'll be in it.

702
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:16,940
Wow.

703
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,370
That's like the most donuts

704
00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,160
that anybody.

705
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,900
Like, what do you, did you buy

706
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,340
like a dozen for each of us?

707
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,320
Look, I just know you guys have

708
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,270
been working like so hard

709
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:28,280
lately.

710
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,340
And we're coming up on the

711
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:29,960
holidays.

712
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,040
You deserve it.

713
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,810
I mean, we know that the town's

714
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,280
not going to pay for it.

715
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,060
Yeah, you're right.

716
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,530
So, they get to the guy's

717
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,740
office like a little bit sneakily.

718
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:45,620
You know, there's some communic

719
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,790
shenanigans like the bears tripping

720
00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:48,600
over stuff.

721
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:49,460
Yeah.

722
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,760
You know, he runs and like gets

723
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,950
a waste paper basket stuck on

724
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:54,940
his foot.

725
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,700
Like on his rear paw.

726
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:58,990
Obviously, the bear walks on

727
00:21:58,990 --> 00:21:59,940
two legs.

728
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:00,940
Yeah.

729
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,770
Unfortunately, this is going to

730
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,160
be a very heavy CG film.

731
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:05,000
Yeah.

732
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,260
There's no way around it.

733
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,970
By the way, the bear, though,

734
00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:12,210
will still have cartoonish

735
00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:14,260
expressions, okay?

736
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,000
We're not going for full

737
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,740
realism.

738
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:17,320
Yeah.

739
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,720
We want the bear to smile, to

740
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,320
laugh.

741
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:22,320
We want its eyes to show like

742
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,480
sadness and deep emotion.

743
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,140
None of this.

744
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,240
We need to make it look 100%

745
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,500
like a real bear.

746
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,320
Because guess what?

747
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,820
Real bears can't do that shit.

748
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:35,720
Yeah.

749
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,640
So, anyway.

750
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,520
We get to Kevin's, Officer

751
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,020
Kevin's, or Officer McCulley's

752
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,220
office.

753
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:44,640
Okay.

754
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,920
So, what can you tell me about

755
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,460
these poachers?

756
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:51,960
And the bear's like, well, I

757
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,940
didn't actually see it myself.

758
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:57,820
What?

759
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,280
What?

760
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,140
What do you mean you didn't see

761
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,140
it yourself?

762
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,430
So, like, you have nothing for

763
00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:04,640
us to go off of.

764
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,150
Look, like, can't you just,

765
00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:09,660
like, type in poachers in your

766
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:10,800
database?

767
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:12,800
And, like, the guy looks at the

768
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,360
book.

769
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:16,360
Look, we're in Northwest

770
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,780
Washington State.

771
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,040
Do you know how many reports of

772
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,540
poachers we get?

773
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,850
Like, there's forests all over

774
00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:25,840
the place.

775
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,160
That it's not just that simple.

776
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,900
We can't just type in poachers

777
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,540
and bam.

778
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,150
Well, and the bear's like, well,

779
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,310
how the hell am I supposed to

780
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:35,020
know that?

781
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:36,900
I only started getting a base

782
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,890
level of intelligence, like,

783
00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:40,040
two weeks ago.

784
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:42,540
I don't know what you've got.

785
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,800
Well, what do you mean you don't?

786
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,110
But you know enough to get us

787
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:46,740
this far.

788
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:47,080
Yeah.

789
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:47,600
Yeah.

790
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,710
But that means I know

791
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,600
everything about police work.

792
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,280
Kevin, what the hell's wrong

793
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:52,980
with you?

794
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,520
I'm a fucking bear.

795
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,800
My instincts are not at that

796
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,420
level with you yet.

797
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,000
All right.

798
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:02,580
Fine.

799
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:06,220
Is there anything you do know?

800
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,160
Did any of your friends tell

801
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,520
you anything in animal leagues?

802
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,370
First of all, we all speak

803
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,260
English.

804
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,680
So that's species-ish.

805
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,200
All right.

806
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:20,240
Maybe we won't throw that in

807
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:20,640
there.

808
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,500
That's a little bit dumb.

809
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,920
But secondly, yes.

810
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,620
One of the animals did mention

811
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:33,230
a symbol they saw on one of the

812
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:36,020
poachers' trucks.

813
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:37,500
Okay.

814
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:38,920
All right.

815
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:39,380
All right.

816
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:39,460
All right.

817
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:39,740
That...

818
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:42,120
We can do something with that.

819
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:43,800
All right.

820
00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:45,600
Do you know what the symbol is?

821
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,100
And the bear, like...

822
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,810
The bear, like, tries to write

823
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:51,470
with a pen and a piece of paper,

824
00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:53,180
but he can't because claws.

825
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:55,640
All right.

826
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:57,540
How about this?

827
00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,140
Just describe it to me.

828
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:00,880
All right.

829
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,630
So he describes the symbol to

830
00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:03,120
him.

831
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,080
And...

832
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,040
And they, uh...

833
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,160
They...

834
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,740
They managed to find...

835
00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,200
A symbol for it.

836
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,740
And it's like, uh...

837
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:19,590
Joe, are you sure this is a

838
00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:22,080
symbol that...

839
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,900
It's like, well, yeah, I'm sure.

840
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,020
What's this?

841
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:26,740
Well...

842
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,180
We may have a problem.

843
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:30,940
What do you mean we may have a

844
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:31,800
problem?

845
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,320
Well...

846
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,320
The symbol you're drawing...

847
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,310
Happens to be for one of the

848
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,320
biggest, like...

849
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,320
Paper manufacturing companies...

850
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,320
In...

851
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,020
In the United States.

852
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,320
Like, this company...

853
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,320
We won't go with Pure Chemical

854
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,160
Company.

855
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:52,860
We'll go with paper because,

856
00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:53,320
you know...

857
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,100
Then it kind of covers over the

858
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,850
fact that they're doing toxic

859
00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:57,520
waste.

860
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,900
They're thinking that they're

861
00:25:58,900 --> 00:25:59,960
trying to get rid of the...

862
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:00,960
The log...

863
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,450
Like, they're trying to empty

864
00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:03,700
out the forest because they

865
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,000
need the wood for paper.

866
00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:05,660
Yeah.

867
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:06,340
All right?

868
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:06,960
Like...

869
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,250
Their corporate offices, in

870
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,760
fact, are right here in town.

871
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,180
Or right outside of town.

872
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:14,960
But...

873
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,740
But it's a paper company.

874
00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:18,960
I mean, like, why would they be...

875
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,960
The bear's like, look...

876
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:22,960
I don't know the why...

877
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,340
I can only tell you what

878
00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:25,180
happened.

879
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,200
Tell you what?

880
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,590
Let me take you out to the

881
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:28,160
woods.

882
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:29,940
And...

883
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,540
And you can talk to...

884
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,340
You know, my...

885
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,080
My friends.

886
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,280
And it's like...

887
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,560
All right.

888
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:37,820
But how are we going to sneak

889
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:38,200
out?

890
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:39,550
Like, how are we going to get

891
00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:41,140
out without people noticing?

892
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,180
Like, we don't have donuts

893
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:42,680
anymore.

894
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,730
And the bear's like, yeah,

895
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:44,760
speaking of donuts, I'm getting

896
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,380
kind of hungry.

897
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,380
Maybe we could snag some of

898
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:47,260
them on the way out.

899
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,620
Yeah, but how are we going to

900
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:49,200
do that?

901
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,620
And the camera pans over to the

902
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,530
closet and it has, like, these

903
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,240
extra large, like, police

904
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,140
jackets and stuff and hats.

905
00:26:58,380 --> 00:26:58,660
Yeah.

906
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,970
And the bear looks at the guy

907
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,460
and the guy's like, what?

908
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,630
So, you know, I got into better

909
00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:05,000
shape recently.

910
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,560
Okay.

911
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,990
And so, they walk out, bear in

912
00:27:10,990 --> 00:27:12,000
uniform.

913
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:14,340
And it's like, wait, Joe, or

914
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:16,910
wait, Kevin, like, you didn't

915
00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:19,030
tell us that we were getting a

916
00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:21,740
transfer and you got a partner?

917
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,190
No, he's more of a trainee than

918
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:25,020
a partner.

919
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,480
Man, that guy's, that guy's

920
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,000
really got to shave.

921
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,180
You know, some dumbass.

922
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:31,440
Like, there's no way anybody

923
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,750
would believe this, but it's a

924
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:33,220
movie.

925
00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:34,000
Right.

926
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:35,780
So, they go out to the woods.

927
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,100
And, you know, eventually there

928
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,340
has to be something that, like,

929
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,340
drives a wedge between them,

930
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:44,120
but we're not there yet.

931
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,870
So, they go to the woods the

932
00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:46,440
next day.

933
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,460
Meanwhile, cut back to the poachers.

934
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,180
And they got the machine.

935
00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:55,360
And it's like, oh, man.

936
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,660
So excited to have this baby.

937
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,770
It's like, yeah, this has got

938
00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:01,750
to take a little while to set

939
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:03,820
up, but by nightfall tonight,

940
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,160
say nighty-night, animals.

941
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:07,060
Yeah.

942
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,460
Wow.

943
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:09,900
You know.

944
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:13,770
So, Joe is now leading Kevin,

945
00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:16,800
Officer McCauley, through the

946
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,880
forest.

947
00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:20,400
And just, like, kind of sitting

948
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,010
there appreciating, oh, yeah,

949
00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:25,170
this is where I used to run and

950
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,940
play when I was a Cub.

951
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,320
And it's like, what are you

952
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,240
talking about?

953
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,530
The road is, like, five feet

954
00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:30,940
away.

955
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,800
That road wasn't there ten

956
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800
years ago.

957
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:34,800
Yeah.

958
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:34,980
You know.

959
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,740
Oh, yeah.

960
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,340
Like, me and my brothers and my

961
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:41,770
dear mother and my dear sweet

962
00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:44,200
mother, we used to come down

963
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,160
there all the time.

964
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,540
And the bear, like, walks over.

965
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,790
Like, now he's on all fours,

966
00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:49,440
obviously.

967
00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:50,910
Walks over to the river and,

968
00:28:50,910 --> 00:28:52,320
like, splashes water on his

969
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:52,760
face.

970
00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:54,590
It's like, we used to catch the

971
00:28:54,590 --> 00:28:56,220
best salmon right here.

972
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,600
Oh, those were good times.

973
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,210
And the officer's, like,

974
00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:02,420
looking around.

975
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,630
It's like, yeah, you know, this

976
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:04,600
place is really nice.

977
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,380
It's like, yeah, it was.

978
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:08,360
It's like, so, you don't have

979
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,800
your mom anymore?

980
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:10,440
Nah.

981
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,700
Someone shot her.

982
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,420
Oh, that sucks, man.

983
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:17,940
Yeah, it was hard growing up as

984
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,800
a kid without a mom.

985
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,150
But, you know, we took care of

986
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:21,780
each other.

987
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,540
We survived.

988
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,730
My dad was never really in the

989
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:25,340
picture.

990
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,490
Don't really know what happened

991
00:29:26,490 --> 00:29:26,860
to him.

992
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:28,620
Yeah, so you have all this

993
00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:30,160
exponential stuff.

994
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,120
And the cop's like, yeah.

995
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,270
My dad left when I was young,

996
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:33,880
too.

997
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,290
You know, it was my mom who,

998
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,720
you know, raised me and took

999
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,940
care of me.

1000
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:40,980
It's like, yeah, it's funny.

1001
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,380
It's funny.

1002
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,190
We think that we're so

1003
00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:43,780
different.

1004
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:46,080
And yet, life can be just as

1005
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,160
hard for man or beast.

1006
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:52,070
And the cop's like, so, where

1007
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:53,420
do we have to head?

1008
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:55,600
Well, where we really want to

1009
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,600
head is for the center of the

1010
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,200
forest.

1011
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,590
Because that's where most of

1012
00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:00,580
the animals are.

1013
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:01,830
Like your raccoons, your

1014
00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:03,500
squirrels, stuff like that.

1015
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,360
Stay on the outside.

1016
00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:05,980
But really, it's the inner

1017
00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:07,600
forest where we need to go to

1018
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,460
get the real dirt on things.

1019
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:11,850
And they're walking around in

1020
00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:12,520
the forest.

1021
00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:15,340
And so, Kevin goes, you know,

1022
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:18,260
so, Joe, you were talking about

1023
00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:20,560
instinct and all this.

1024
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,380
And how, like, you don't know

1025
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:23,840
about police business or

1026
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,380
computers or nothing.

1027
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,730
But yet, you knew enough to

1028
00:30:26,730 --> 00:30:27,480
drive a car.

1029
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,000
You knew what a police officer

1030
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:29,400
was.

1031
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,280
Like, what do you mean that you

1032
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,880
don't have instincts?

1033
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,400
And it's, or you don't have,

1034
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,920
like, the intellect to be this,

1035
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,020
that, and the other.

1036
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:38,670
And it's like, I don't know,

1037
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,140
man.

1038
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,550
Look, I can only tell you about

1039
00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:40,960
this.

1040
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:43,300
I might have intelligence now.

1041
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:46,400
But there's still three main

1042
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,620
drivers to my life.

1043
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,890
Eating, shitting, and cue sexy

1044
00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:54,180
music.

1045
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,430
And the camera pans up, and

1046
00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:57,860
there's female bear.

1047
00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:02,560
And he's like, uh, uh.

1048
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,950
And female bear is, like,

1049
00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:05,480
getting a bit aggressive.

1050
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:07,250
Like, because, you know, there's

1051
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,020
a cop there.

1052
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,240
There's a man.

1053
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:11,060
And the people that have been

1054
00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:12,800
coming in have been men.

1055
00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:14,300
And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1056
00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:15,080
no, no, no.

1057
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,950
Like, the bear is like, no, no,

1058
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:18,220
it's fine, it's fine.

1059
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,060
He's with me.

1060
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:20,920
Joe?

1061
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,400
Yeah.

1062
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,860
Yeah, it's me.

1063
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,830
And then he takes off the

1064
00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:25,340
police hat.

1065
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:26,540
See?

1066
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,790
And he gives, like, a big,

1067
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:28,720
goofy-ass grin.

1068
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:29,860
Oh.

1069
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,020
Oh, okay.

1070
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:33,860
I didn't recognize you.

1071
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,180
You look so different.

1072
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:38,400
So distinguished with the hat.

1073
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,820
Oh, well, thanks, Marla.

1074
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,620
I think her name Marla is good.

1075
00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:43,020
Yeah.

1076
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:43,460
That's okay.

1077
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,960
Well, what are you doing back

1078
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,420
here?

1079
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:46,420
I thought you went to get help.

1080
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,620
I did.

1081
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,340
And he points to Kevin.

1082
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,410
And he, like, just kind of

1083
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,720
gives, like, a little wave.

1084
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,480
You brought a human.

1085
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,740
Well, who else was I going to

1086
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:58,360
get?

1087
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,500
I don't know.

1088
00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:00,970
I was expecting you to get,

1089
00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:03,020
like, cocaine bear or something.

1090
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,540
Some, like, roided-out animal.

1091
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,540
And you got a human?

1092
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,830
Humans are the ones that are

1093
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:08,820
trying to kill us.

1094
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,500
Yeah, but not this human.

1095
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:12,900
Okay.

1096
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,200
Kevin's, like, fishing.

1097
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:16,900
Look, man.

1098
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,000
If I can call you, man.

1099
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,820
Yeah, that's fine, I guess.

1100
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,940
I'm here to find out what's

1101
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:24,980
going on.

1102
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,920
Because what you have here is a

1103
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,880
forest of talking animals.

1104
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,640
All that are being evidently

1105
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,930
killed off or captured, we got

1106
00:32:33,930 --> 00:32:36,460
to figure out what's going on.

1107
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,850
And the only link I have is

1108
00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:39,520
this.

1109
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:41,280
And he prints out, like, he

1110
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,860
takes a printout of the company

1111
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,420
logo.

1112
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:43,960
Yeah.

1113
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,780
That's the only thing I...

1114
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:45,780
Yeah.

1115
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,740
That's them.

1116
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,720
Every time a truck rolls in

1117
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,340
here, it's that symbol.

1118
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,160
Well, what kind of a truck?

1119
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,910
Are we talking, like, like he

1120
00:32:53,910 --> 00:32:55,190
describes, like, these big,

1121
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,760
long trucks with, like, big,

1122
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,300
like,

1123
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,690
side, like, metal pieces to

1124
00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:00,760
hold wood?

1125
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:01,720
No.

1126
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,390
No, that's not what's coming in

1127
00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:03,920
here.

1128
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:06,380
Like, we're seeing just, like,

1129
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:07,940
smaller vehicles.

1130
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,600
You mean, like, a regular truck?

1131
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,420
Look, I'm not going to pretend

1132
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:15,260
to fully know what a truck is.

1133
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,590
But if you're talking about a

1134
00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:17,930
boxy thing that looks like it's

1135
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:19,600
cut in half, yeah, it's a truck.

1136
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,140
Well, that's weird.

1137
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,780
Did you notice if they brought

1138
00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:25,560
any surveying equipment out?

1139
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,870
Are they putting any, like,

1140
00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:28,220
flags or anything around?

1141
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,140
No.

1142
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,680
But I'll tell you what they

1143
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,960
have been bringing.

1144
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:33,520
Let me show you.

1145
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,190
And so she and the other bear

1146
00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:36,720
take off, and maybe they run

1147
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,760
into some animals along the way.

1148
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:40,830
And they get over to the big

1149
00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:43,220
steel drums with the big skull

1150
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:44,760
and crossbones.

1151
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,100
And stuff on them.

1152
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:47,720
This is what they're bringing

1153
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,320
in here.

1154
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,360
It's like, this doesn't make

1155
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,320
any sense.

1156
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,580
Why would they be bringing this

1157
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:54,600
stuff out here?

1158
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,100
What the hell is going on?

1159
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,110
And it's getting to nighttime

1160
00:34:00,110 --> 00:34:00,520
now.

1161
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,450
So they hear, like, an engine

1162
00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:04,200
start up in the distance.

1163
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,380
And all these bright lights

1164
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,470
suddenly flood the entire

1165
00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:09,400
forest.

1166
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:11,790
And it's like, what the hell is

1167
00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:12,520
that?

1168
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,420
Like, and they look.

1169
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,430
And this big machine just

1170
00:34:15,430 --> 00:34:17,130
starts coming through, like,

1171
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:18,820
tearing through the trees.

1172
00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:20,490
Like, the deer start running

1173
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:20,840
off.

1174
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,150
But, like, nets are shooting

1175
00:34:22,150 --> 00:34:23,440
out, capturing the deer.

1176
00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:24,500
Yeah.

1177
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,240
There's raccoons.

1178
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:27,600
And, like, they're just being,

1179
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,180
like, targeted and tranquilized.

1180
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,300
And Marla runs off.

1181
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,880
And she gets captured in a net.

1182
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:33,920
And Joe's like, Marla!

1183
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:34,800
Joe!

1184
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,260
She gets right.

1185
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,800
And meanwhile, Kevin's like,

1186
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,480
Joe, we got to get out of here.

1187
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,940
No, we got to go for Marla.

1188
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,520
Joe, we got to get out of here.

1189
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,060
No, we got to get Marla!

1190
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,670
Joe, do you want to try to save

1191
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,000
Marla now and die in the

1192
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:49,820
process?

1193
00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:50,980
Or do you actually want to be

1194
00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:51,900
alive to save her?

1195
00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:54,060
Fine!

1196
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,140
So they book it.

1197
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,480
They get back to the car.

1198
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,100
And, um, but the cop took

1199
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,680
pictures or something.

1200
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:03,640
So he has evidence.

1201
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,350
He's going to figure out how to

1202
00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:06,940
do something about this.

1203
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,620
So they get back to the car.

1204
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:10,610
And the bear's like, you know,

1205
00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:11,600
the bear's like, well, so what

1206
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,340
are we going to do?

1207
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:13,700
Well, we can't go to the brain

1208
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,740
state yet because we got to

1209
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:15,880
save some of these animals at

1210
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,460
least.

1211
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,010
Yeah, you damn well better save

1212
00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:18,640
my Marla.

1213
00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:19,660
What do you mean you're Marla?

1214
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,660
You just met her.

1215
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,460
I've known her for years.

1216
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,610
What, what are you two, like an

1217
00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:24,480
item or something?

1218
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:27,520
No, not exactly.

1219
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,440
Well, dude, she was all over

1220
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,180
you.

1221
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,260
Hey, shut up, okay?

1222
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,380
It's complicated.

1223
00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:35,520
It's not that complicated.

1224
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:36,910
Just sounds like you're not

1225
00:35:36,910 --> 00:35:38,000
willing to...

1226
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Shut up, okay?

1227
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:40,460
Let's stop talking about me and

1228
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:41,980
start talking about...

1229
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,380
They hatch a plan.

1230
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,170
And he has photos and stuff,

1231
00:35:46,170 --> 00:35:49,010
but he's like, hey, there's

1232
00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:51,450
only one other major road in

1233
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:52,640
and out of this forest.

1234
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:54,540
We can get over there.

1235
00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,500
Maybe we can like...

1236
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,450
We can like sabotage this

1237
00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,380
machine a little bit.

1238
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:02,580
So they head over, like they

1239
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,550
sneak over to the other side of

1240
00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:05,640
the forest.

1241
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:07,390
And sure enough, like the guys

1242
00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:08,660
are taking a break.

1243
00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:09,490
They're sitting there drinking

1244
00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:10,120
coffee or whatever.

1245
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,060
They're like, ah, yeah.

1246
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:13,150
Nothing like a hard night's

1247
00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:13,820
work.

1248
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,120
That's great.

1249
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,680
Yeah, we did a good job.

1250
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,060
They're going to be so happy.

1251
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,350
I guarantee you another night

1252
00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:21,860
of this and we'll have them all.

1253
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:23,590
Meanwhile, like they're

1254
00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:24,980
sneaking around.

1255
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,340
They're like pulling wires and

1256
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:28,720
tubes off the machine.

1257
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,320
They find Marla.

1258
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,800
They manage to set her free.

1259
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,220
No, wait.

1260
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,400
They don't set Marla free.

1261
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,730
Because we need her to go back

1262
00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:36,740
to headquarters.

1263
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,550
So the bad guys have a, you

1264
00:36:39,550 --> 00:36:41,500
know, leverage.

1265
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:43,760
But they're starting to set

1266
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,660
animals free.

1267
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,830
And like then, the guys catch

1268
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,900
wind that something's wrong

1269
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,330
because they start hearing like

1270
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:52,900
animals move around and stuff.

1271
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,390
So the animals run through,

1272
00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:55,720
knock their coffee over.

1273
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,530
Like one of the guys gets like

1274
00:36:57,530 --> 00:36:59,120
kicked in the head by a deer,

1275
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,360
gets knocked out.

1276
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,680
The other guy panics, jumps

1277
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,920
into his truck, leaves.

1278
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,570
But the other guy, so let's say

1279
00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:08,980
there are three guys.

1280
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,270
So the remaining guy gets into

1281
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,530
the big machine and manages to

1282
00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:14,900
like haul off.

1283
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,020
And the bear's like, no, no, we

1284
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:16,720
didn't get Marla.

1285
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:17,500
We didn't get Marla.

1286
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:19,890
Kevin's like, look, look, we

1287
00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,820
know where they're going.

1288
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:23,170
We know what their headquarters

1289
00:37:23,170 --> 00:37:23,480
are.

1290
00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:25,360
Like, we will get her back.

1291
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:26,760
That's easy for you to say.

1292
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,900
She could be dead by tomorrow

1293
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:28,440
morning.

1294
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:30,640
Maybe she was right.

1295
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,820
Maybe I shouldn't have trusted

1296
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:32,120
you.

1297
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,080
He's like, no, I promise.

1298
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,160
We'll take care of this.

1299
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,180
We got the evidence.

1300
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,280
You know, we got everything we

1301
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:38,620
need.

1302
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,700
We got pictures.

1303
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:40,940
We got fingerprints.

1304
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,660
We got the guys.

1305
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:43,960
We got the company.

1306
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,200
We got everything we need.

1307
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,060
All we got to do is go back and

1308
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,960
tell the chief.

1309
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,460
Okay, fine.

1310
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:56,090
I'll trust you, but we got to

1311
00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:57,800
get Marla back.

1312
00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:58,540
I know.

1313
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,080
All right.

1314
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:01,620
We cut from that moment because

1315
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,950
there's going to be like some

1316
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,340
kind of tension or something

1317
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:04,980
there.

1318
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:06,180
And we cut back to bad guy

1319
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,140
headquarters.

1320
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,450
And they get in a call with

1321
00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:11,620
like the big baddie.

1322
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,120
Again, we don't see the big baddie.

1323
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,800
So, how are operations going?

1324
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,710
Well, we have a little bit of a

1325
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:21,780
problem.

1326
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:22,910
What do you mean a little

1327
00:38:22,910 --> 00:38:23,520
problem?

1328
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,720
Well, you see, there's this guy,

1329
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,960
local cop, showed up and sabotaged

1330
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,100
part of the machine.

1331
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:33,740
He did what?

1332
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,020
Yeah.

1333
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:35,100
Yeah.

1334
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:37,500
Well, you blithering idiots.

1335
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:38,760
How could the local cops be

1336
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,260
there?

1337
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,820
I don't know, sir.

1338
00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:43,040
All I know is that this guy

1339
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,730
came in and like sabotaged the

1340
00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:47,080
equipment.

1341
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,200
We barely got out of there.

1342
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,100
Well, that's okay.

1343
00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,120
I'll take care of them.

1344
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,680
Just, you just get the rest of

1345
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,300
those animals.

1346
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,420
Oh, and sir.

1347
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:02,820
Yes.

1348
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,370
We thought we heard something

1349
00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:04,900
weird.

1350
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,660
Well, what do you mean you

1351
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:06,510
thought you heard something

1352
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:06,860
weird?

1353
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,040
Well, I don't know.

1354
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,320
It could have been just me.

1355
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:12,610
So, you have to set this up,

1356
00:39:12,610 --> 00:39:13,300
obviously.

1357
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,050
At some point, like one of the

1358
00:39:15,050 --> 00:39:16,700
bad guys actually like thinks

1359
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,550
that like after he's been like

1360
00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:19,510
knocked to the ground or

1361
00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:21,250
something, he thinks that he

1362
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,750
sees the officer talking to a

1363
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:23,340
bear.

1364
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:27,460
It's like, well, I don't know.

1365
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,260
It could have been I was

1366
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:29,340
hitting the head too hard.

1367
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:31,290
Well, that's, that's, that's,

1368
00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:32,940
that's, that's for sure.

1369
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:35,280
No, but like, I swear I saw the

1370
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,460
officer talking to a bear.

1371
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,060
Talking to a bear?

1372
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,520
Yeah.

1373
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,660
Talking to a bear.

1374
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,430
Well, that, that does put a damper

1375
00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,500
on things.

1376
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,240
Sir, you don't seem fazed by

1377
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:50,820
this.

1378
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,640
Yeah, don't worry about it.

1379
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:55,860
Okay, sir.

1380
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,870
You cut back to the, the, the

1381
00:39:58,870 --> 00:39:59,420
station.

1382
00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:02,570
And, and Officer McCauley goes

1383
00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:05,300
into the Chief's office.

1384
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:07,040
Sir, I need to talk to you

1385
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,780
right now.

1386
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,740
You know, I'm a little busy

1387
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,740
right now.

1388
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:11,840
No, no.

1389
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:13,900
This, this has to happen now.

1390
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:15,620
Okay.

1391
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,780
Well, what's going on?

1392
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,770
Sir, I believe that our woodland

1393
00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:23,100
area off of like I-7.

1394
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,650
There's something sketchy going

1395
00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:26,200
on there.

1396
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:27,300
Oh, really?

1397
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,260
Well, what made you believe

1398
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:28,580
that?

1399
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,610
Well, throws down like pictures

1400
00:40:30,610 --> 00:40:32,350
of the drums of like the, the

1401
00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:34,160
poachers and everything.

1402
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,250
I was out there and here's,

1403
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:40,300
here's what I'm seeing.

1404
00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:42,700
Interesting.

1405
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,830
Well, you see, I know all about

1406
00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:49,900
this.

1407
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,080
The Chief's the bad guy.

1408
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:52,460
Yeah.

1409
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,160
You see, I may or may not have

1410
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,740
made a small investment in a

1411
00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:00,620
small company not too long ago

1412
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:03,250
and needed a place to get rid

1413
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,770
of some materials from an

1414
00:41:05,770 --> 00:41:09,070
experimental division that went

1415
00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:10,360
belly up.

1416
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,900
And tell me, officer, how

1417
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,820
exactly did you come to know

1418
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:15,900
about this?

1419
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,340
Now, meanwhile, keep in mind,

1420
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:20,250
Joe is in the car outside or

1421
00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,340
whatever.

1422
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,060
Yeah.

1423
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,320
And he gets jumped.

1424
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,480
Yeah.

1425
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:28,890
He gets jumped, but he's going

1426
00:41:28,890 --> 00:41:29,960
to escape.

1427
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:30,520
Yeah.

1428
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,960
So I was like, well, what do

1429
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,060
you mean?

1430
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,500
Like, I got an anonymous tip.

1431
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:37,540
Really?

1432
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,100
An anonymous tip?

1433
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:40,400
Yeah.

1434
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:42,030
I mean, I was, I was doing a

1435
00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,830
routine traffic stop and a guy

1436
00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:44,560
told me.

1437
00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:45,680
Really?

1438
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,020
What guy?

1439
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,500
What did he look like?

1440
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,960
Well, sir, if I, I, I can't

1441
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,740
divulge my sources.

1442
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,080
Officer, if you expect me to do

1443
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,410
anything about this, I need to

1444
00:41:58,410 --> 00:41:59,100
know.

1445
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,680
Well, sir, he's a bear.

1446
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,150
Meanwhile, the bear's, like,

1447
00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:06,800
getting in a fist fight outside.

1448
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,500
A bear?

1449
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,580
Well, you know, it's too bad

1450
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:13,270
for you that I already figured

1451
00:42:13,270 --> 00:42:14,900
out your little secret.

1452
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,580
Let's just say your friend's

1453
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:18,520
being taken care of right now.

1454
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:19,180
No!

1455
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,640
And that's for you.

1456
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,740
And, like, he throws him into

1457
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:24,860
the jail cell.

1458
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,620
This will teach you for

1459
00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:29,360
interfering with local politics

1460
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,400
or local businesses or whatever.

1461
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:32,940
Ha, ha, ha.

1462
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,190
And, like, meanwhile, the bear

1463
00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:36,940
beats the crap out of the two

1464
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:38,740
guys that were sent to come

1465
00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:39,260
after him.

1466
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,260
And he runs off.

1467
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,380
He's like, I can't believe it.

1468
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,850
Can't believe Kevin would turn

1469
00:42:42,850 --> 00:42:43,740
on me like this.

1470
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,550
And it's like, no, Kevin wouldn't

1471
00:42:45,550 --> 00:42:46,280
turn on me.

1472
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:47,780
Oh, yeah, because, like, one of

1473
00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:48,990
the guys, like, says Kevin

1474
00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:49,920
sends his regards.

1475
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,470
Or something like that, you

1476
00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:51,940
know.

1477
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:53,080
Or they could just be dressed

1478
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,560
as cops.

1479
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,560
They could be dressed as cops

1480
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,140
or whatever.

1481
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,420
He promised me.

1482
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:58,720
He promised me.

1483
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,490
And, like, so he's, like,

1484
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,500
running off.

1485
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,960
And meanwhile, you cut to, you

1486
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,160
know, Officer McCauley.

1487
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,140
He's in the jail.

1488
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,840
It's like, man, what am I going

1489
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,900
to do now?

1490
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,000
And, like, I think maybe.

1491
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:15,740
Thought of a new element here.

1492
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,780
They met, at one point, a chipmunk

1493
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,220
in the woods.

1494
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,790
Well, yeah, because the

1495
00:43:21,790 --> 00:43:23,460
squirrels and chipmunks read

1496
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,260
the news.

1497
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:24,840
Yeah.

1498
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,330
That would be their, that would

1499
00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:28,700
be what they do.

1500
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:29,480
So.

1501
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,080
And the birds, obviously.

1502
00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:32,380
They met a chipmunk in the

1503
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:32,900
woods.

1504
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,780
And the chipmunk wanted to help.

1505
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:36,910
But, like, obviously they told

1506
00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:37,950
him, no, like, you're just a

1507
00:43:37,950 --> 00:43:38,560
little guy.

1508
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,720
You can't get involved in this.

1509
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,860
Meanwhile, he snuck.

1510
00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:43,810
He snuck into the officer's

1511
00:43:43,810 --> 00:43:45,480
pocket at one point.

1512
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,960
And Kevin sits down on the

1513
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,580
prison bin and you just hear

1514
00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:49,300
squeak.

1515
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:50,980
And it's like, what?

1516
00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:53,180
What are you doing in there?

1517
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,840
Well, I need, I thought I told

1518
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,540
you I wanted to help.

1519
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920
Yeah, but I told you to stay

1520
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,480
behind.

1521
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,290
Well, it turns out I need your

1522
00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:03,860
help.

1523
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,010
Yeah, and maybe, I think at

1524
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,740
some point we need the chief to

1525
00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:09,910
say something like, well, then

1526
00:44:09,910 --> 00:44:12,530
we'll have to pay your friends

1527
00:44:12,530 --> 00:44:15,460
a lady bear a visit, won't we?

1528
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,520
Yeah, or something like that.

1529
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,020
The guy's like, look, I need

1530
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:24,530
you to run and tell Joe that it

1531
00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:25,980
wasn't me.

1532
00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:27,550
And then I'm trapped in the

1533
00:44:27,550 --> 00:44:29,180
jail and I can't do anything.

1534
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:30,520
It's my boss.

1535
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,460
It's the chief.

1536
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,140
I didn't know it was him.

1537
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,100
And so the chipmunk runs off.

1538
00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:37,000
Meanwhile, like, the bear is

1539
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,140
like, oh, I've got to, you know,

1540
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,310
he's just storming around, like,

1541
00:44:41,310 --> 00:44:43,600
breaking into grocery stores.

1542
00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:45,470
Like, breaking into the, he

1543
00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:47,440
breaks into a grocery store.

1544
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,780
He rips the door off of a

1545
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:50,540
freezer and, like, just grabs,

1546
00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:52,120
like, a big bucket of ice cream

1547
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,160
and starts, like, one pawing it.

1548
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,280
You know, just like, oh.

1549
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,400
I'm so depressed.

1550
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,210
I lost, like, the one lady that

1551
00:45:00,210 --> 00:45:02,160
I want, my only human friend.

1552
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:03,420
Ah.

1553
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,520
What the hell am I going to do?

1554
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,140
And then the chipmunk is like,

1555
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:08,780
he shows up and is like, look,

1556
00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:10,100
you got it all wrong.

1557
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,340
He's in jail.

1558
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,500
Well, what do you mean he's in

1559
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:12,920
jail?

1560
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:16,320
And your lady bear, she's in

1561
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,840
big trouble.

1562
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:18,930
Well, what do you mean she's in

1563
00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:19,400
trouble?

1564
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,280
Look, I can't explain.

1565
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,380
You got to get him out of the

1566
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:22,920
jail now.

1567
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,280
Okay.

1568
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:26,710
And he runs, you know, lumbers

1569
00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:28,870
all four legs, like, busts

1570
00:45:28,870 --> 00:45:31,210
through the lobby of the police

1571
00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:32,200
station.

1572
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,220
They're like, oh, my gosh.

1573
00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:34,060
Like, you know, there's a

1574
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:34,880
receptionist there.

1575
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:36,780
Don't worry.

1576
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,240
Don't worry.

1577
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,150
I brought the donuts the other

1578
00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:40,640
day.

1579
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:41,540
Yeah.

1580
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:42,540
He's running.

1581
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,740
He gets to jail.

1582
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:45,360
Oh, my gosh.

1583
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,040
Yeah.

1584
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,960
Joe, I'm so happy to see you.

1585
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:49,610
Kevin, I thought you betrayed

1586
00:45:49,610 --> 00:45:49,960
me.

1587
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,310
No, I would never betray you,

1588
00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:51,680
man.

1589
00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,780
Now, get me out of here.

1590
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,040
Well, where are the keys?

1591
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,060
The chief has them.

1592
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:57,620
Oh.

1593
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,130
And the chief is the guy that's

1594
00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:00,620
working with that company,

1595
00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:01,200
right?

1596
00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:02,300
Yeah.

1597
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,600
And he's gone, right?

1598
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,300
Yeah.

1599
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,300
And he said something about

1600
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,880
visiting your lady bear friend.

1601
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,200
You see, like, the bear, like,

1602
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,250
start to go, and just rips the

1603
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,720
jail cell door up.

1604
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,260
And looks at him.

1605
00:46:16,260 --> 00:46:18,320
And Kevin looks at him.

1606
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,970
He's like, remind me never to

1607
00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:22,620
make you angry.

1608
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,240
He's like, damn right.

1609
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,200
And so they go off, and they're

1610
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,700
like, okay, we've got to come

1611
00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:29,640
up with a plan.

1612
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:31,770
And it's like, well, what kind

1613
00:46:31,770 --> 00:46:32,600
of a plan?

1614
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,420
I think on their way out, they

1615
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,300
show, like, a big gear locker

1616
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:37,720
filled with stuff.

1617
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,690
And you have to hold the camera

1618
00:46:40,690 --> 00:46:42,510
for a moment to show that there's

1619
00:46:42,510 --> 00:46:44,460
bulletproof vests in there.

1620
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:44,800
Yeah.

1621
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,580
Because that's a setup.

1622
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,640
So they grab a bunch of stuff.

1623
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,680
They're grabbing weapons.

1624
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:51,900
They're grabbing, like, sabotage

1625
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:52,540
stuff.

1626
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,790
And then they head out to the

1627
00:46:54,790 --> 00:46:56,480
chemical facility for this

1628
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,740
paper company.

1629
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,040
Now, they have to break in.

1630
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,340
So they're using, like, wire

1631
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,450
cutters to break through the

1632
00:47:02,450 --> 00:47:03,800
chain link fence and sneak in.

1633
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,200
They start cutting security

1634
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,420
cameras and whatnot.

1635
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,090
And the bear is like, so I'm

1636
00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:13,380
going to bust in there.

1637
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,420
No, you're not going to do that

1638
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,530
because they're going to shoot

1639
00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:15,800
you.

1640
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,640
Well, then what do we do?

1641
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,200
And they're, like, trying to

1642
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,940
sneak through these air vents.

1643
00:47:20,940 --> 00:47:22,660
And the bear is just like, I

1644
00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:24,420
have to tell you for the record,

1645
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,920
this is a very bad idea.

1646
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,040
Like, the air vents are just,

1647
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,480
like, bowing out as they're

1648
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,140
crawling through the ducts.

1649
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,130
And so they start, like,

1650
00:47:34,130 --> 00:47:36,400
getting listening.

1651
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,330
And they start hearing, like,

1652
00:47:38,330 --> 00:47:39,660
the bad guy monologuing.

1653
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,180
Like, my dear lady, your bear

1654
00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:43,660
friend is dead.

1655
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,180
And his human friend's in jail.

1656
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,210
There's nothing, absolutely

1657
00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:50,130
nothing, that will get the drop

1658
00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:51,820
on us in this operation.

1659
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,630
And that's when the bear falls

1660
00:47:53,630 --> 00:47:55,370
through the air duct right on

1661
00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:56,240
top of him.

1662
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:57,140
He's like, oh, yeah.

1663
00:47:58,100 --> 00:47:58,830
And so, like, they start

1664
00:47:58,830 --> 00:47:59,700
fighting.

1665
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:01,510
You know, his human friend,

1666
00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:03,610
Officer McCauley, starts, gets

1667
00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,000
in the fight, too.

1668
00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:06,600
And, you know, the bear, like,

1669
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,760
at some point is, like,

1670
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,180
flipping through the keys.

1671
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,540
No, no, no, where's Marla's?

1672
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:13,120
And he sets Marla free.

1673
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,280
And that's, and everybody

1674
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,680
thinks things are going well.

1675
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,520
And then most of the bad guys

1676
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,300
have been dispatched.

1677
00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:21,640
And you hear, like, a big

1678
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,180
shotgun blast go up in the air.

1679
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,670
And it's, and the chief turns

1680
00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:29,340
towards the bear, turns towards

1681
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,160
Kevin.

1682
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,080
Or, no, not towards Kevin,

1683
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,320
towards Marla.

1684
00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:36,200
And it's like, okay.

1685
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:38,480
So, I guess we're going to do

1686
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,980
things the hard way then.

1687
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:42,120
And as he's pulling the trigger,

1688
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,120
obviously, Joe dives in front

1689
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,950
of Marla and pushes her out of

1690
00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:46,780
the way.

1691
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:48,580
And he gets shot point blank in

1692
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:49,420
the chest.

1693
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:52,500
And so, or not point blank, but,

1694
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,120
like, he clearly gets shot.

1695
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:54,460
Yeah.

1696
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,260
And Marla's like, no.

1697
00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:00,980
And, and the chief is laughing.

1698
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,420
You know, Kevin, like, his leg's

1699
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:05,000
broken or something.

1700
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:05,680
Yeah.

1701
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,470
So, like, you know, maybe he,

1702
00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:09,280
he, so he can't get up and help.

1703
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,960
And so, like, the chief is just

1704
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,800
sitting there, like, gloating

1705
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,440
and laughing and doesn't expect

1706
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,150
the absolute ferocity and speed

1707
00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:16,940
of Marla.

1708
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,900
And she just rampages, knocks

1709
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:22,120
the shotgun out, and just

1710
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,080
starts, like, slashing him.

1711
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:26,220
Like, you know.

1712
00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:27,800
And, and meanwhile, like, the

1713
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,980
guy's like, no, no.

1714
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,130
And, like, the, the other,

1715
00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:31,280
Kevin's like, no, no, no.

1716
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,400
You, you can't, you can't kill

1717
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:33,920
him.

1718
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:35,520
We got to bring him to justice.

1719
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,870
And she's like, you're lucky

1720
00:49:37,870 --> 00:49:40,440
that I have enough intelligence

1721
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,100
to respect your laws, human.

1722
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,850
Because the justice, the

1723
00:49:44,850 --> 00:49:46,410
justice of the forest is very

1724
00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:48,040
different than what you would

1725
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:48,460
do.

1726
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,080
So this guy is, like, bleeding

1727
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,460
out.

1728
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,110
And you think, oh, yeah, like,

1729
00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:53,180
he'll end up getting true

1730
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:53,800
justice.

1731
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:56,020
But what you don't realize is

1732
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,830
some of the raccoons and

1733
00:49:57,830 --> 00:49:59,910
squirrels that were set free

1734
00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:02,080
are up in the rafters.

1735
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,080
And the guy's like, yeah.

1736
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,260
I promise, you know, after I've

1737
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:12,060
recovered, you're all gonna go

1738
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:13,100
to hell.

1739
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,750
I'll burn that forest to the

1740
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:15,440
ground.

1741
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,760
Nibble, nibble, nibble.

1742
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:17,560
Funk.

1743
00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:19,060
Like an air duct or something

1744
00:50:19,060 --> 00:50:20,630
just falls right on him, cuts

1745
00:50:20,630 --> 00:50:21,480
him in half.

1746
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,240
And they're like, what?

1747
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,620
You know, just like, what?

1748
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,190
Now, now we have to turn our

1749
00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:29,750
attention back to our friend

1750
00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:30,740
Joe, though.

1751
00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:32,660
Joe was clearly shot.

1752
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,120
He's laying there on the ground.

1753
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,200
Everybody is all sad.

1754
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,780
Everybody gathers around him.

1755
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,500
Heaven hobbles over.

1756
00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,430
He's like, buddy, you got to be

1757
00:50:43,430 --> 00:50:44,080
alive.

1758
00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:45,840
Like, come on, buddy.

1759
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:46,660
Speak to me.

1760
00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:47,960
Speak to me.

1761
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,560
And the bear borrows a line

1762
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,050
from Yogi Bear, which is like,

1763
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,610
how about a picnic basket, Mr.

1764
00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:56,560
Ranger?

1765
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,100
And he's like, huh?

1766
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:00,700
And the camera pans down.

1767
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,150
And the bear still had, like,

1768
00:51:02,150 --> 00:51:03,610
on the police jacket this whole

1769
00:51:03,610 --> 00:51:05,240
time, the old police jacket.

1770
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:07,420
And underneath it, the bulletproof

1771
00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:07,960
vest.

1772
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:09,720
How would he know that's bulletproof?

1773
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,330
Well, they grabbed the stuff

1774
00:51:11,330 --> 00:51:12,800
out of the cabinet on the way

1775
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,260
out.

1776
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,740
Yeah, but how would he know it's

1777
00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:15,560
bulletproof?

1778
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,840
It was explained off camera.

1779
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,650
Okay, we don't need, we just

1780
00:51:19,650 --> 00:51:21,270
need to set up that they took a

1781
00:51:21,270 --> 00:51:22,680
bulletproof vest.

1782
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,940
They declare the forest like a

1783
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,740
national preserve.

1784
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,470
You know, obviously Marla and

1785
00:51:30,470 --> 00:51:33,200
Joe end up together.

1786
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:35,640
And when they have their first

1787
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,310
little cub, they declare Kevin

1788
00:51:38,310 --> 00:51:41,100
to be his godfather or whatever.

1789
00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:43,800
And meanwhile, Joe officially

1790
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,600
gets a job on the force.

1791
00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:48,830
You know, they're celebrating,

1792
00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:49,710
like, you know, they're

1793
00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:50,800
celebrating, like, the, you

1794
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,100
know, the birth of their child.

1795
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,060
They're having a little party.

1796
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,220
And then, like, Kevin, like,

1797
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,220
gets a radio.

1798
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,270
Oh, you know, we have a three,

1799
00:51:58,270 --> 00:51:59,720
you know, we have a ten

1800
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,420
whatever in progress.

1801
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:03,460
Oh, gotta go.

1802
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:06,020
You know, duty calls and then,

1803
00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:08,050
like, Joe looks at his wife,

1804
00:52:08,050 --> 00:52:09,540
you know, Marla.

1805
00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:11,500
Well, honey, you know, gotta

1806
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,250
get out there and take care of

1807
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:15,580
things, you know, or whatever.

1808
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,410
And it's like, oh, yeah, you

1809
00:52:18,410 --> 00:52:19,980
are one great bear.

1810
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,660
No, I'm not just a bear.

1811
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,220
I'm a bear cop.

1812
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,640
You know, or something like

1813
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,080
that.

1814
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,500
And that's how we wrap it up.

1815
00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:32,400
So, what do you think?

1816
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:33,460
Yippee.

1817
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:34,160
Yippee.

1818
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,040
So, Hollywood, now that we've

1819
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,730
walked you through the story

1820
00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:39,240
and fleshed it out a bit,

1821
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,670
now we'll keep the same price,

1822
00:52:41,670 --> 00:52:45,140
I'd say $75,000 for the script.

1823
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:46,160
Maybe $85,000.

1824
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,060
We'll go up to $85,000.

1825
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,380
Plus 5% of the gross.

1826
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:50,700
Yeah.

1827
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,050
So, if you want to let us know,

1828
00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:54,840
I mean, we'd be happy to flesh

1829
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,780
out this story more for you.

1830
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,640
And if anyone else wants to let

1831
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,290
us know what you think of the

1832
00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:01,760
story, there's one place you

1833
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,460
could do that,

1834
00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:03,220
and that's by emailing...

1835
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:06,220
feedback@nontopical.com

1836
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:07,740
That's right.

1837
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,140
And by the way, you too can be

1838
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,550
like our good friend Dimce

1839
00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:13,840
and support us,

1840
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,730
because we do believe in

1841
00:53:14,730 --> 00:53:15,840
something called...

1842
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,300
Value for value.

1843
00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:18,970
Which means whatever value you

1844
00:53:18,970 --> 00:53:20,120
get out of the show,

1845
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,500
show equal value in return.

1846
00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:24,930
And we appreciate any of that,

1847
00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:28,160
anything from $5, $3, or...

1848
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,340
Hypothetical $1,000.

1849
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,460
Sir, all this talk about, you

1850
00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:38,160
know, picnic baskets and stuff...

1851
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,480
Did it make you hungry at all?

1852
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:42,340
No.

1853
00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:43,280
No?

1854
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,440
Not even hungry for...

1855
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,600
Cheese quesadilla.

1856
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,060
Cheese quesadilla.

1857
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:51,220
All right, everyone.

1858
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,220
Well, we appreciate you

1859
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:54,740
listening, and we'll be back in

1860
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:57,980
a couple of weeks, as usual.

1861
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,980
And, yeah.

1862
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,380
I don't have anything else.

1863
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,860
Thanks for listening.

1864
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:04,260
Bye.

1865
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:04,880
Bye.