1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,220 Happy Thanksgiving, sir. 2 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:17,660 All right. 3 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:19,700 That's the thing. 4 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,020 Did that already happen? 5 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:22,900 Or did that not happen? 6 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,100 Well, it's a thing that's 7 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,520 happening the month that this 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,540 will be coming out. 9 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:27,780 Yeah, but has it already 10 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:28,460 happened? 11 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,000 Has November already happened? 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,420 Well, at some point, yeah. 13 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,950 But it's like the second or 14 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:37,640 third Thursday of November. 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,820 So this episode will either be 16 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:41,750 airing just before or just 17 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,700 after it. 18 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,680 But happy Thanksgiving, sir. 19 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,040 For those who celebrate it. 20 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,000 Well, Canada celebrates just 21 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:49,860 before us. 22 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,250 I think it's like the week 23 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:51,860 before. 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,480 So what are you thankful for? 25 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,190 You know, this would have been 26 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:00,320 the perfect opportunity. 27 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,300 You know, I'm thankful that 28 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,160 killer robots haven't taken 29 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:04,780 over. 30 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,910 And that even if they did, I'm 31 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:08,880 thankful that they would be 32 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,660 wielding cheese quesadilla guns. 33 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:12,840 Okay. 34 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,140 All right. 35 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:13,760 All right. 36 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,120 You know, like I was going to 37 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,400 say, do I have to say it for 38 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:16,800 you? 39 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,180 I blanked. 40 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,600 I was beating you. 41 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,600 I was like, come on. 42 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,620 You're thankful for cheese quesadillas. 43 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,840 I've had a pretty good year. 44 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,230 I'm thankful for some of the 45 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:29,750 relationships that I've made 46 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:30,500 this year. 47 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,820 Or one in particular. 48 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:37,380 And for some of the cool stuff. 49 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,800 Hey, we started this podcast 50 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,480 this year. 51 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:40,200 Yay. 52 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:41,140 You know? 53 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,610 So that's something to be 54 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:43,600 thankful for. 55 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:44,800 But do you know who's not 56 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,320 thankful on Thanksgiving? 57 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,040 Um, the turkey? 58 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:49,920 The turkey. 59 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,300 And that got me to thinking. 60 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,620 We could turn this into a movie. 61 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,340 There's already a movie about 62 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:58,300 turkeys. 63 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 But about turkeys getting 64 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,580 revenge? 65 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,080 There's a movie about turkeys 66 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,180 going back in time to get 67 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,020 turkey off the menu. 68 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,340 No, no, no. 69 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:08,620 Or something. 70 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,320 This is more violent. 71 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,460 I'm thinking more. 72 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,470 I'm sure someone's done that, 73 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:15,240 though. 74 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:15,680 I don't care. 75 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,280 You know what? 76 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,660 We don't know that. 77 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,220 And even if it is right now, 78 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,680 even if there was, we don't 79 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,140 know about it right now. 80 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:22,830 So let me tell you about 81 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:23,340 something. 82 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,650 There's a little movie that was 83 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:28,660 on PBS back in the day. 84 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:30,750 And it was called The Hoboken 85 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,460 Chicken Emergency. 86 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,880 And it was about this giant 87 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,540 person-sized chicken that befriended 88 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,860 a young boy. 89 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,700 And people in the town wanted 90 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,620 to capture the chicken and all 91 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:45,320 sorts of other things. 92 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,900 And wanted to say that the 93 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,400 chicken was a threat. 94 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:51,390 Well, what would happen if you 95 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:52,320 had that? 96 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,120 But it was a turkey. 97 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,620 And what's wrong with normal 98 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,160 turkeys getting revenge? 99 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:01,850 Because I think we need to up 100 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:04,750 the factor of the reasons for 101 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,520 revenge here. 102 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,490 See, giant turkeys don't just 103 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,520 get created. 104 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:10,400 They're hybridized. 105 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,830 Just like giant chickens, like 106 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:12,320 today. 107 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:13,780 Giant chickens. 108 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:15,410 The chicken breast that you get 109 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:16,980 at the average grocery store is 110 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:18,560 from these chickens that have 111 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,180 been specifically bred over 112 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:20,660 time. 113 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,000 Radioactive chickens. 114 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:22,380 Radioactive chickens. 115 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,040 Basically. 116 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:23,280 Basically. 117 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,470 And next time you're having 118 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,760 some soup that you made out of 119 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,340 chicken broth, just remember 120 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:30,740 that 121 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:32,130 you're drinking tasty, 122 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:33,930 delicious radioactive chicken 123 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:34,500 juice. 124 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,510 And that's where we start our 125 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:37,780 movie, sort of. 126 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:40,360 So we go to a science lab. 127 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,830 I swear, I swear we didn't plan 128 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,980 this ahead of time. 129 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,780 No, we didn't. 130 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,400 We go to a science lab. 131 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:45,980 Well, he did. 132 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:46,800 But I didn't. 133 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:47,840 I just had an idea. 134 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,670 By the way, Hollywood, this is 135 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:52,060 a random idea. 136 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,710 So we won't charge you as much 137 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:54,840 at the beginning. 138 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,980 We'll say, what, about $50,000 139 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,200 plus 5% of the gross. 140 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,500 Not $25,000. 141 00:03:59,500 --> 00:03:59,500 In perpetuity. 142 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,540 All right, we'll start at $25,000. 143 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,100 We'll be nice. 144 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:03,460 Yeah. 145 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,710 $25,000, but still 5% of the 146 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:07,530 gross, including DVD, Blu-ray, 147 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:09,120 digital sales, all that. 148 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,400 In perpetuity. 149 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:12,620 We go to a lab. 150 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,380 And it's... 151 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,450 You can't use one of the actual 152 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:19,800 big chicken turkey manufacturer 153 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,980 names or, you know... 154 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:23,300 Because then you get sued. 155 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,160 Because then you get sued. 156 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,630 You have to come up with a fake 157 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:31,420 name that combines two of them. 158 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,100 Like half of the name of one, 159 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,960 half of the name of the other. 160 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,730 Why don't we just call it Big 161 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:37,260 Egg? 162 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,100 Big Egg Co. 163 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,040 Big Egg, yes. 164 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,180 Big Egg Incorporated. 165 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:41,980 Big Bird. 166 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:43,520 No, wait, we can't use Big Bird. 167 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,120 Yeah, we can't use Big Bird. 168 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,240 We can't use Big Bird, no. 169 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,300 Big Egg Incorporated. 170 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:48,780 Big Egg Incorporated, okay. 171 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,720 And Big Egg Incorporated has 172 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,480 just discovered a new genetic 173 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,100 algorithm using CRISPR. 174 00:04:58,740 --> 00:04:59,260 CRISPR? 175 00:04:59,520 --> 00:04:59,800 Yes. 176 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,160 CRISPR is an actual technology 177 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,420 to do genetic tinkering. 178 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:03,840 Oh. 179 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:04,640 I'm not kidding. 180 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,590 So, turkey sales have been down 181 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:10,060 the past couple of years. 182 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,680 And, you know, people... 183 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,250 People just don't have enough 184 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,980 to be thankful for, it seems. 185 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,660 People want more. 186 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,260 They want more for their money. 187 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,060 They want bigger breasts. 188 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,200 Bigger thighs. 189 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:23,440 Really. 190 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,340 They want bigger everything. 191 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:27,990 They want it to be more flavorful, 192 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:28,420 too. 193 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,360 Because, let's be honest... 194 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,360 Turkey by itself... 195 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,420 Not really all that good. 196 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:36,940 I'm gonna be honest. 197 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:37,940 Like, turkey by itself... 198 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,260 Not a great meat. 199 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:41,940 Scientists... 200 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:43,940 Like, we... 201 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,680 Here's what we're gonna do. 202 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:47,740 We're gonna... 203 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:48,360 We're gonna... 204 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,640 Crack this code. 205 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,230 We're gonna find the right 206 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:52,670 genes to make some of the 207 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,300 biggest turkeys ever. 208 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,100 I'm sure nothing will go wrong. 209 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,960 And what we're gonna do is... 210 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,020 These turkeys are gonna be so 211 00:05:59,020 --> 00:05:59,560 big... 212 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,580 We're gonna take a line from 213 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,560 Jurassic Park... 214 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,250 That we need to use ostrich 215 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,720 eggs to hatch them. 216 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,880 And so... 217 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,250 You have, like, one lone 218 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,780 scientist that comes in. 219 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,340 And this is before we even roll 220 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:13,020 credits. 221 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:14,520 Like... 222 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,900 Guys, are you sure you know 223 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,020 what you're doing? 224 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:18,600 Don't worry. 225 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,400 This is what the public wants. 226 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,320 And... 227 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,320 They inject... 228 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,320 They inject the egg... 229 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,320 With the special... 230 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,120 Genetic stuff. 231 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:32,360 And, of course, then we do a 232 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,810 stereotypical opening when it 233 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,100 comes to genetic manipulation 234 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:35,640 stuff. 235 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,220 You show the... 236 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:38,170 So you start rolling the 237 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:38,700 credits. 238 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,520 You show the DNA going in. 239 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:42,460 Yeah. 240 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,280 And starting to swirl around in 241 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,080 solution. 242 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,320 And then you show... 243 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,880 The cell's starting to divide. 244 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:49,880 And eventually... 245 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,390 You show it right as it's about 246 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:53,380 to hatch. 247 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:54,800 And then when it's hatched... 248 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:56,800 It hatches its beak... 249 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,260 You cut to its beak poking out. 250 00:06:59,700 --> 00:06:59,860 Yeah. 251 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,300 With some horrific music. 252 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,140 And then you cut away. 253 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,100 It's like, okay. 254 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,160 And now you cut to kid. 255 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,440 Now, this kid... 256 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,030 How old do you think we should 257 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:12,720 make kid? 258 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:13,440 Uh... 259 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:14,600 Eight? 260 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:15,300 Eight. 261 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:15,700 Eleven? 262 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,040 All right. 263 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:17,840 We'll go with ten. 264 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:18,880 It's right between eight and 265 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,260 eleven. 266 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,220 Ten-year-old kid. 267 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,060 We'll give him glasses. 268 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,620 Because even today... 269 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,620 Because even today... 270 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,460 I'm... 271 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:28,810 You know, I don't know what it's 272 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:30,060 like in school these days. 273 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,110 I don't know what it's like for 274 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:32,760 real. 275 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,620 I don't know what the gritty... 276 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,760 But everyone knows that people 277 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,620 with glasses are nerds. 278 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,220 There we go. 279 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,280 I mean, there's the nerd emojis. 280 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,300 So I think that's still the 281 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,360 commensary of life. 282 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,260 So, you have nerdy kid. 283 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,920 He's getting tricked in the 284 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,780 hallways. 285 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,290 He's got a crush on little girl, 286 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:54,700 but would never say it because 287 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,400 at, you know, age ten... 288 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,140 His shoelaces are always in 289 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:58,700 time. 290 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,120 Yeah. 291 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,590 At age ten, you know, the girl 292 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,040 still might have cooties. 293 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,530 By the way, at the end of the 294 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:04,780 movie, I think that's a great 295 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:06,160 beat that you put in just now. 296 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,520 His shoes are always untied. 297 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:10,860 But then, by the end of the 298 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,440 movie... 299 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,770 It shows his shoes as being 300 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:16,860 tied. 301 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,760 That he's matured and grown 302 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,820 through this experience. 303 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,800 What experience is that? 304 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:23,440 On to you. 305 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:23,940 Okay. 306 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,240 On to you at the station. 307 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:26,900 Well, again, you gotta help me 308 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,330 out with this because I just 309 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,160 had an idea. 310 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,140 I didn't have a full story. 311 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:32,760 So, kid gets picked on. 312 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,020 You know, comes home. 313 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,800 Gets picked on at home. 314 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,280 His mom and his dad, you know. 315 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:41,520 Well, do we... 316 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:41,920 Do we... 317 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,310 We go with the cliche of he 318 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:44,560 doesn't have a dad. 319 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,680 Like, dad's out of the picture. 320 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:47,460 It's just mom. 321 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:49,680 And maybe a brother or sister. 322 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,380 Probably a sister. 323 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:51,820 Okay. 324 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,320 Just mom and older or younger 325 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:53,920 sister? 326 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,380 Older. 327 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,420 Older sister. 328 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:56,930 I mean, if you want to go with 329 00:08:56,930 --> 00:08:58,340 the getting picked on. 330 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,120 Or you could go with the 331 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,150 younger if you don't want to do 332 00:09:00,150 --> 00:09:00,520 that. 333 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:00,880 You know what? 334 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,180 Now, I don't want to have his 335 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,420 sister be a jerk to him. 336 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,630 I want her to sometimes be 337 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,200 annoyed with him. 338 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,100 But... 339 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,180 Or annoyed that she has to 340 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:09,900 babysit him. 341 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,340 But she actually cares. 342 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,000 Okay. 343 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:14,700 And... 344 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:17,200 So, he comes home. 345 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:18,880 You know, his mom is getting 346 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,560 ready to leave for her second 347 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,040 job. 348 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,600 Even though she was going to be 349 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,520 home that day. 350 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:24,610 And they were going to watch 351 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:25,860 his favorite movie together or 352 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:26,500 something. 353 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,220 Should he have a figure like 354 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,160 Uncle Buck? 355 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:30,400 No. 356 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:31,920 Think Gremlins. 357 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:31,920 But... 358 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:35,100 But less funny and more blood. 359 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,920 I was going to say, like... 360 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,180 What's the baseball one? 361 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:42,400 Sandlot? 362 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,480 Yeah, I was going to say, like, 363 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:43,920 Sandlot. 364 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:45,980 Like, turkey violence. 365 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:46,960 Yeah. 366 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,080 There's too many... 367 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,340 Too many kids deal with some 368 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:49,920 Sandlot. 369 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,220 Yeah. 370 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:51,340 All right. 371 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:52,620 But anyways... 372 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,920 The viewers... 373 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,360 The listeners know what we're 374 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,300 talking about. 375 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:56,680 Right. 376 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,040 Probably. 377 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,720 Kid's upset, though. 378 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,800 You know, she still... 379 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,950 His mom still made his favorite 380 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:02,300 meal. 381 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,300 Like, which is... 382 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,840 We'll say is Blue Box Mac and 383 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,740 Cheese. 384 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,460 Because every kid loves Blue 385 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:09,660 Box Mac and Cheese. 386 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,300 He's like... 387 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,340 No. 388 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,620 Like, it's not the same. 389 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:14,460 You won't be here. 390 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:15,840 His sister tries to comfort him. 391 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,090 She's like, hey, you know, 392 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,540 buddy, I'll be here with you. 393 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:19,860 It's not the same. 394 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,320 Mom's never here for me. 395 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,350 And he storms outside and, like, 396 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:25,320 their property is, like, right 397 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,600 up near the woods. 398 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,790 So he kind of runs out into the 399 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:29,580 woods. 400 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,040 Jimmy, come back. 401 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,100 I'm just saying Jimmy. 402 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:33,620 I don't know. 403 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,470 Like, we lose names like Jim 404 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:37,720 and John and whatnot a lot here. 405 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,160 Hold on. 406 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,690 We should give him an actual 407 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,480 name here. 408 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:41,600 What kind of like Jimmy? 409 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,980 No, it feels too typical. 410 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:45,740 Okay. 411 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,740 And it feels too ordinary. 412 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,560 We need to give him a name that, 413 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,450 like, would be worth making fun 414 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:53,660 of him, you know? 415 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:54,380 Terry? 416 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:55,660 Terry. 417 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,400 Terrence? 418 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:57,560 Yeah. 419 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,140 All right. 420 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:58,680 Terrence. 421 00:10:58,940 --> 00:10:59,180 Yeah. 422 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,140 But Terry. 423 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,500 Terry, come back. 424 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,580 And he runs out into the woods. 425 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,160 And about that time, it pans 426 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,580 the camera over. 427 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,780 So the sister comes back. 428 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,240 She's like, oh. 429 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:12,340 You know what? 430 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,920 I would like to add something. 431 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:14,560 Sure. 432 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,010 Big Egg Incorporated, like, 433 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,100 their biggest factory is in 434 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,160 this town. 435 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,700 And it's the pride of the town. 436 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,840 Right, right, right. 437 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,140 Et cetera, et cetera. 438 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:25,920 They love their Big Egg Incorporated. 439 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,120 We're getting to that in a 440 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:27,660 moment. 441 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:28,640 So. 442 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,120 I figured. 443 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,400 Meanwhile, sister. 444 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,860 So kid runs out into the woods. 445 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,420 She's like, you know, I really 446 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,910 wish that, you know, he would 447 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:42,200 just have some self-esteem 448 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,320 or learn that, you know, we 449 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,980 could still be a family even if 450 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,880 he doesn't always get his way 451 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,700 or something like that. 452 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,760 And as she's saying that, the 453 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,830 camera pans over to the TV and 454 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,940 the local news is on because it's 455 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:55,860 around dinner time. 456 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,420 And it's like, Big Egg Incorporated 457 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,420 reported a serious accident 458 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,000 today in their science division. 459 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,840 Would Big Egg Incorporated 460 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,060 really report such an accident? 461 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,030 Well, yeah, because it was a 462 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,580 horrific accident. 463 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,580 And they would say, you know, 464 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,690 we've received reports from the 465 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,900 families of the injured workers 466 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,370 who have not received any 467 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,260 information about the nature of 468 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,040 the accident that their loved 469 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,040 ones were involved in. 470 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,740 We also reached out to Big Egg 471 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,800 Incorporated for comment, but 472 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,080 they refused to give any 473 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:28,700 comment 474 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,340 at this time. 475 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,230 They refused to elaborate 476 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:30,660 further. 477 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,270 They refused to elaborate 478 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,010 except to say that at Big Egg 479 00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:35,900 Incorporated, we take pride in 480 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,240 our 481 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,330 our working conditions and in 482 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:40,600 the communities that we serve. 483 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,730 And we are going to thoroughly 484 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:44,690 investigate this matter in 485 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:46,650 order to determine how this 486 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:47,420 happened 487 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,610 and to prevent any future 488 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:49,340 instances. 489 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,370 That's all they comment, which 490 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,070 is a great technical, like a 491 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:55,180 great corporate speak thing. 492 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,560 And then, at that point, you 493 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,560 cut to Big Egg Incorporated's 494 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,560 like chairman board room. 495 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,120 Yeah. 496 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,650 It's like, how could you have 497 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:07,700 let this happen? 498 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,080 We spent months on this. 499 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:11,750 How could you have let this 500 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,480 happen? 501 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,890 We had one worker who was dead 502 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:18,210 and two other loved ones are 503 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,120 going to be suing us for 504 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,060 millions 505 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:21,860 of dollars. 506 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,060 What happened? 507 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,050 Well, we're still trying to 508 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,000 determine that, sir. 509 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,160 Well, I don't care what you do. 510 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,780 You need to go and get that 511 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,980 property back. 512 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,670 You need to go and find this 513 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:36,360 thing. 514 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,200 Well, sir, I'm just lowly 515 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,580 scientist, man. 516 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,920 Who do you expect me? 517 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,280 Well, I wasn't saying that you 518 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,120 need to do it. 519 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:46,740 Get me the cleaner or the 520 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,680 hunter or whatever. 521 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,930 Like, you have to have some 522 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,440 kind of name for the person you're 523 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,760 going to be calling up, you 524 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,020 know? 525 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,000 Oh, the tracker? 526 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:54,920 The tracker. 527 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,620 Or the trapper. 528 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,600 Get me trapper on the line. 529 00:13:58,860 --> 00:13:59,220 Now. 530 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:01,380 And then you cut to Kid in 531 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,160 Woods. 532 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,320 And Kid is in Woods. 533 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,100 He's like over on a rock or 534 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,290 something, hanging out in the 535 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,700 woods, crying. 536 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,140 And he hears a noise. 537 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,820 He's like, who's there? 538 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,660 And it's the giant turkey. 539 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,940 It slowly kind of reveals 540 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:21,520 itself. 541 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,650 The giant turkey covered with 542 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:24,360 blood. 543 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,200 Kid doesn't know that that's 544 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,380 not the giant turkey's blood. 545 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:30,400 And he's a little bit 546 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,480 frightened at first. 547 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,690 So he jumps off the rock and 548 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:34,100 runs and hides behind a tree. 549 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,870 Does giant turkey look like 550 00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:36,580 turkey? 551 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,680 Oh, of course. 552 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,500 Like, it's not standard by the... 553 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,060 No. 554 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,140 I mean, it's human-sized, but 555 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,680 it's a turkey. 556 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:48,300 Okay. 557 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,230 And it can't be, like, comically 558 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,200 done either. 559 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,020 It has to be... 560 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,220 Like, it cannot be... 561 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,740 It cannot look like a person in 562 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,190 a suit, even if it's a person 563 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:58,880 in a suit. 564 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,050 Like, even if you approach this 565 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:03,610 with really high-end animatronics, 566 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,320 it's going to look like a 567 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,040 turkey. 568 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,660 But the thing is that this 569 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,580 turkey's brain is bigger than 570 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,600 an average turkey's brain. 571 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,350 So obviously it's a little bit 572 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,060 smarter. 573 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,200 It might not speak human 574 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,450 because, I mean, bird anatomy 575 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,840 would make that difficult. 576 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,090 But it does have a sense of 577 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,780 being able to sense intent and 578 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:27,980 emotion. 579 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,730 And I think that what we do is 580 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,620 we make it seem like turkey's 581 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,040 friendly. 582 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,080 And it takes pity on kid. 583 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,580 But it isn't real. 584 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,740 This turkey just needs a place 585 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,460 to hop. 586 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,270 Like, this turkey's been out 587 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:46,120 for blood the entire time. 588 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,900 But we want it to seem as if it's 589 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,040 going to be... 590 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,310 Originally, I was going to have 591 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,570 it be like kid befriends turkey 592 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,700 and then that goes wrong. 593 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,450 But I think it's a better twist 594 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,580 to have it be like this is an... 595 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,470 We have to convey somehow, this 596 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,580 is an evil bird. 597 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,930 But kid, you know, gradually pokes 598 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,560 his head out and is like, hey, 599 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,160 are you okay? 600 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,410 Or like, where are you coming 601 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:11,800 from? 602 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,760 Where'd you come from? 603 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,740 And the turkey kind of like 604 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,900 turns to him and scratches an 605 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,240 arrow in the ground that points 606 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,100 towards the factory. 607 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,640 He's like, the turkey factory? 608 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,440 Oh, no. 609 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,460 Oh, geez. 610 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,290 And Thanksgiving's only two 611 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,640 days away. 612 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:32,590 You must be some kind of like 613 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,710 new thing that they're trying 614 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,680 to get out on the market. 615 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,000 And the turkey kind of like bobs 616 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,340 its head up and down. 617 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,380 And it's like, mm-hmm. 618 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:41,760 Yep. 619 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,800 Oh, I don't really have many 620 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,660 friends. 621 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,550 You could be my friend and I 622 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,920 could put you in the basement. 623 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,230 And like, I don't know how we 624 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,730 do this, but we'd have to make 625 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,130 it like ominous music as the 626 00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,840 kid brings it back. 627 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,600 Because this is a situation 628 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,430 where kid is too young and dumb 629 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,390 to realize that he's befriended 630 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,700 a serial killer. 631 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,890 Or it could be like it sounds 632 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:10,100 like happy music, but it's 633 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,390 played in like a key or a chord 634 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,640 that makes it sound off. 635 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:15,360 Yep. 636 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,710 Or it starts off happy and then 637 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,150 it like has a little bit of dissonance 638 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,860 at the very end to make you 639 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:22,700 feel aww. 640 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:23,500 Yeah. 641 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,300 So, kid sneaks turkey home. 642 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,020 It's like, well, I don't know 643 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,620 what turkeys this size, you 644 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,220 know, eat or whatever. 645 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,880 Hey, you stay down here. 646 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,080 Or he cleans the turkey off 647 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,680 with the hose in the back, even 648 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,950 though it's like November, so 649 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:41,120 it's a little bit cold. 650 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:41,720 But oh, well. 651 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,260 Or we can do it in California. 652 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,580 Yeah, it's always warm in 653 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:46,520 California. 654 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,630 But anyway, kid hoses turkey 655 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,910 off, puts him in the basement, 656 00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,060 and there's obviously stairs 657 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,160 that go out. 658 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,590 And he ends up going upstairs 659 00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:00,220 to try to find food. 660 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,040 In the meantime, we cut to the 661 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,160 tracker. 662 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,320 And he's got... 663 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,440 Also, would Trapper... 664 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:07,860 Trapper. 665 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,310 Would Trapper have the same 666 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,880 personality, like a similar 667 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,340 personality to... 668 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,880 Trapper from M.A.S.H.? 669 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,280 No. 670 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,100 No. 671 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,010 But I will say this with the 672 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:19,940 Trapper. 673 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,730 Initially, we think he's going 674 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:22,840 to be the Bat Guy. 675 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,470 But he's actually kind of going 676 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,420 to be the hero. 677 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,220 And he's going to end up befriending 678 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,660 the kid and maybe, you know, 679 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,240 off-camera getting together 680 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,780 with his mom and whatnot. 681 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:32,220 Okay. 682 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,580 So he's got his special tracker. 683 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,560 And it's like, huh, I've traced 684 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,460 the creature's signal to these 685 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,100 woods. 686 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,220 And then he traces it to the 687 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,320 backyard. 688 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,980 And then it's like, well, but 689 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,290 the signal dies here at this 690 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,000 backyard. 691 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,760 I wonder what's going on. 692 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,040 And the kid is kind of looking 693 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,060 out the window. 694 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:52,880 And it's like, huh. 695 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:53,720 You know? 696 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,320 And so Trapper calls it in. 697 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,050 He's like, guys, we're going to 698 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,640 need a recovery team at this 699 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,240 address. 700 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,140 And he knocks on the door. 701 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,340 And, you know, kid's sister. 702 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,460 And, well, you know, hey, have 703 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:05,980 you... 704 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,040 Look, I work for this company. 705 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,560 And we, you know, we're just 706 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,900 looking to see if anything 707 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,980 unusual... 708 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:12,990 No, like, I haven't seen 709 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:13,880 anything unusual. 710 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,620 Well, just like, you know, you 711 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,300 know, we can't reveal the exact 712 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,800 nature of what we're looking 713 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,320 for. 714 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,140 But let's just say that... 715 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,720 It'll be unlike anything you've 716 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,780 ever seen before. 717 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,040 Yeah. 718 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,440 It's something valuable and 719 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,680 dangerous. 720 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:29,520 Okay. 721 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,980 Well, I'll keep my eyes open. 722 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,000 Meanwhile, like, brother is 723 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,400 here. 724 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,060 He's like, no. 725 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,120 So, God leaves. 726 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,660 He's like, still, send this 727 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,460 team. 728 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,020 You know, we need to get here 729 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:41,820 soon. 730 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,810 And kid's like, no, sis, you 731 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:44,960 can't do that. 732 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,340 Like, I found the creature and 733 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,140 it's a giant turkey. 734 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,040 And she's like, yeah, okay. 735 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,730 And meanwhile, like, turkey can 736 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,890 kind of hear this through the 737 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,260 floorboards. 738 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,360 It's like, oh, no. 739 00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,040 The guys are coming. 740 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,670 It decides to wait in the 741 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,250 corner of the basement, like, 742 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,340 right near the doors. 743 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,420 So, when they come down the 744 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,880 stairs, they're going to get it. 745 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,380 And you hear this music play. 746 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,340 Again, kid is like, no, like, 747 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,580 we got to save him. 748 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,400 So, team shows up. 749 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,680 And somebody knocks on the door 750 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,720 again. 751 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,930 Hey, we actually tracked this 752 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:27,960 thing here. 753 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:28,730 We didn't want to tell you 754 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,140 earlier. 755 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,280 You're in extreme danger. 756 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:31,880 You need to evacuate the 757 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,680 premises immediately. 758 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:34,980 Like, this thing is somewhere 759 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:35,340 here. 760 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,720 Well, my brother said, and this 761 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,750 sounds really weird, but he 762 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,590 said that there was a giant 763 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,420 turkey or something. 764 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:45,110 And I know that when he's tried 765 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,350 to hide stuff from our parents 766 00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:47,500 in the past, he hid it in the 767 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,200 basement. 768 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,110 And they're like, okay, thank 769 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:50,580 you. 770 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,580 You need to get out of here. 771 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,410 So, the two guys go down into 772 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,520 the basement. 773 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:56,720 Like, there's two guys with 774 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,460 machine guns. 775 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,700 And they just get slaughtered. 776 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,100 This thing jumps out. 777 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,920 Would there be any screams? 778 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:04,520 Oh, of course. 779 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,280 No, you're going to show this. 780 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:06,540 Yeah. 781 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,360 Like, first thing, like, it 782 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,260 immediately takes out the first 783 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:11,870 guy by taking his beak and, 784 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,780 like, just slicing through the 785 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,280 guy's jugular vein. 786 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,370 There's blood spurting all over 787 00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,280 the place. 788 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:19,430 The other guy starts, like, 789 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,530 trying to open fire but can't 790 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:20,860 see. 791 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,710 Well, I should not be able to 792 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:22,280 see that well. 793 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,090 Like, the actual scene because 794 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:25,760 it's dark in the basement. 795 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,780 Well, yeah, it's dark. 796 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,140 But there has to be just enough 797 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,490 light, like, maybe from the, 798 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:30,790 what do you call it, the muzzle 799 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,860 flashes and stuff. 800 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,020 And then you hear, like, a, 801 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,340 like, it's like a velociraptor 802 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,920 but it's a turkey. 803 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,430 So, and then the turkey runs 804 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,990 outside and little boy sees it 805 00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:45,860 and decides to follow it, which 806 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,160 is a really bad idea at this 807 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,560 point because clearly this 808 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,040 thing is just a straight-up 809 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,060 killer. 810 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,930 Like, it knows what people are 811 00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:57,880 after it for. 812 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,450 And Trapper, like, pulled 813 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,040 sister aside. 814 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:02,700 He's like, where did your 815 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,120 brother go? 816 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,360 She's like, I don't know. 817 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,300 And Trapper's like, look, I 818 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,540 didn't want to tell you this 819 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,530 but that was no accident at the 820 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:10,000 lab. 821 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,880 What happened was we created 822 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,270 this giant mutant turkey to 823 00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:15,880 give people more for 824 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,220 Thanksgiving. 825 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,510 You know, the whole community 826 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:21,850 says, well, that doesn't seem 827 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:22,740 too bad. 828 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,260 That doesn't seem to, yeah. 829 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:25,980 But it's smart. 830 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,040 And it all went wrong. 831 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,020 It all went wrong. 832 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,460 It figured out our plans. 833 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,180 And it, it wanted to live. 834 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,420 And it butchered one person and 835 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,280 severely injured two. 836 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:39,660 It's just like, oh, come on. 837 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,680 I don't know if I believe that. 838 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,640 And he's like, well, you said 839 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,840 it was in the basement, right? 840 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,640 Alpha team, report in. 841 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,360 Alpha team. 842 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,760 And they go downstairs. 843 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,380 She turns on the lights. 844 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,060 And there's just like, oh, the 845 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:55,960 horror. 846 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,460 Oh, the horror. 847 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,830 We don't even want to describe 848 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,100 it here on this podcast. 849 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,850 Well, let's just say there's 850 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:01,480 blood. 851 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:02,280 There's guts. 852 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,400 There's organs. 853 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,620 There's organs. 854 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:06,780 There's entrails. 855 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,740 There's everything. 856 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:07,740 There's everything. 857 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,300 All over the place. 858 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,050 And the girl takes one look and 859 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:11,820 screams. 860 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,950 And he's like, where did your 861 00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:15,940 brother go? 862 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:19,040 She's like, I don't know. 863 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,400 He's like, well, we better find 864 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:21,880 him. 865 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:24,820 Meanwhile, it's, it's the 866 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,620 turkey's one loose end. 867 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,050 Meanwhile, the turkey, the 868 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:32,230 turkey sees the boy tucks and 869 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:34,230 is like tucking him under his 870 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:36,070 wing, running with him to an 871 00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:37,940 abandoned building nearby. 872 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,490 And they happen to encounter 873 00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:41,230 like two or three other people, 874 00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:42,780 not like even members of the 875 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:44,460 turkey company, not members of 876 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,150 Big Egg, but just like they're 877 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,660 talking about like, did you 878 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,760 hear about that accent, Big Egg? 879 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,230 Yeah, that's, that's pretty 880 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:51,820 terrible. 881 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,950 And the fact that they're all 882 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,160 asking us to keep our eyes open 883 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,300 for anything strange. 884 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,310 And the turkey just runs out 885 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,340 and mauls these people. 886 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,620 And the kid can see. 887 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:01,500 Oh, yeah. 888 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,290 Like the kid's under the wing, 889 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:04,950 but it can, the kid can still 890 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:05,420 see. 891 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,970 He's like, no, what are you 892 00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:07,520 doing? 893 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,720 What are you doing? 894 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:10,160 And he's just like tearing 895 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,680 these people apart right in 896 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,800 front of the kid. 897 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:14,970 Turkeys these days have no 898 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,520 sense of decency. 899 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:17,620 Yep. 900 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,060 And then the turkey's making 901 00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:20,680 for this structure that is like 902 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,060 a rundown place that kind of 903 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,680 looks like a chicken poop, but 904 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,600 it's like bigger. 905 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,820 It's like an old rundown 906 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,050 factory or warehouse or 907 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:27,860 something. 908 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,190 Maybe it's like a water wheel 909 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:29,660 thing. 910 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,060 Right. 911 00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:33,580 And then, so now Trapper is 912 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:35,680 with the sister and he's like, 913 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,420 you know, I think I have an 914 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:39,260 idea where this thing might 915 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,280 have went. 916 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:41,740 And if we have any chance of 917 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,210 saving your brother, we're 918 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:44,620 going to need to go alone. 919 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,170 Because going in with a team is 920 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,960 not going to help. 921 00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:50,870 She's like, I'll do whatever 922 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:51,600 you say. 923 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,790 And they get in his car and 924 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:54,680 they drive off. 925 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,350 Now, meanwhile, I got to figure 926 00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:00,690 out how do we put kid in 927 00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:02,120 turmoil? 928 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,810 Like, how do we put him in 929 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,230 danger in such a way that, like, 930 00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:06,520 he's not actually being killed 931 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,510 by the turkey, but it's 932 00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:08,860 something that the turkey could 933 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:09,760 actually set up. 934 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,920 Maybe the turkey had babies. 935 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:13,600 Hmm. 936 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,520 That's a good idea. 937 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,060 So turkey somehow is, oh, and 938 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,680 that gives us a cliffhanger at 939 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,840 the end because turkey is 940 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,340 clearly a girl turkey, which 941 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:23,600 means there had to be a guy 942 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,280 turkey. 943 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:25,780 So anyway. 944 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,150 And maybe there's just one egg 945 00:25:28,150 --> 00:25:28,860 left. 946 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,200 Or one egg left. 947 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:30,400 Yeah. 948 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:30,720 Yeah. 949 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,940 But so turkey. 950 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,700 I mean, it is a genetically 951 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,100 modified turkey. 952 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,470 Who says that it needs a male 953 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:37,020 turkey? 954 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,480 Okay. 955 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,400 So turkey has secret clutch of 956 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,520 eggs in this place and leaves 957 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,720 the boy there to be food for 958 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,660 the hatchlings. 959 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:49,980 And the boy kind of gets a 960 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:52,770 sense because one of them, I 961 00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:55,680 think, is going to hatch. 962 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,160 Yeah. 963 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,080 We're going to have one of them 964 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:57,460 hatch. 965 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,060 At least. 966 00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:59,440 At least one hatches and tries 967 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,260 to attack him. 968 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,300 And he has to get injured a 969 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,540 little bit, but not enough like 970 00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:03,780 he's severely injured because 971 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,000 he has to obviously fight back 972 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,880 at some point. 973 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,780 It bites his arm or his leg. 974 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:08,060 Yeah. 975 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:08,720 Something. 976 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,660 So anyway. 977 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,630 So he gets brought to the nest 978 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,240 and he's still not like he 979 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,560 thinks that the bird is scared. 980 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,240 He's sketchy and he's not sure 981 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,680 if the bird is truly good or 982 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,430 evil, but then he sees the eggs 983 00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:23,180 and he's like, oh, I see. 984 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,620 You're just protecting your 985 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:25,180 babies. 986 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:26,800 And door closes behind him. 987 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,800 Door closes behind him. 988 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,520 Door closes behind him. 989 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:31,170 You can hear the thunk of the 990 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:32,180 wood outside. 991 00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,410 And you hear some scratching 992 00:26:34,410 --> 00:26:36,660 inside the eggs and stuff. 993 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,840 And he's like, oh, they're 994 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,720 going to hatch soon. 995 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,220 It left me here to babysit. 996 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,880 Meanwhile, you cut to Trapper. 997 00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:49,200 Trapper is like, all right, let 998 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,040 me just take out my tracker 999 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:51,720 here. 1000 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:52,540 And he takes out the tracker. 1001 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,430 Sure enough, it's pointing 1002 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:54,160 right to that bill. 1003 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,570 Well, why do you think it came 1004 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:56,000 here? 1005 00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:57,500 Well, just look at the place. 1006 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,310 It looks like a giant chicken 1007 00:26:59,310 --> 00:26:59,860 coop. 1008 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,600 And so he's getting ready. 1009 00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,540 He's like, I got to go in there. 1010 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,070 And she's like, is there 1011 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:09,000 anything I could do? 1012 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:09,480 And he's like. 1013 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:11,280 Keep a good eye out. 1014 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,660 Keep an eye out just in case. 1015 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:13,480 Oh, and here. 1016 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:15,180 Have you ever used a gun before? 1017 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,000 Trust me. 1018 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,240 You might need it. 1019 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:19,380 So she's outside. 1020 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:22,990 And cut back to Kid and the 1021 00:27:22,990 --> 00:27:23,560 eggs. 1022 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,880 Suspenseful music is playing. 1023 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:26,890 And the eggs start, like, 1024 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:27,440 cracking. 1025 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,560 And one of them hatches. 1026 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,720 He's like, oh, hi there, little. 1027 00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:34,450 And so, like, Kid is in this, 1028 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,380 like, room. 1029 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,620 But it's also kind of like a 1030 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:37,960 cape. 1031 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,260 So he starts, like, climbing up 1032 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,600 the mesh walls. 1033 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,090 Oh, I felt like there might be, 1034 00:27:43,090 --> 00:27:44,800 like, a staircase or something. 1035 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:45,520 All right, maybe there's a 1036 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:45,940 staircase. 1037 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,400 And then he can kick the 1038 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,680 pursuing chick all the way down. 1039 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,420 So he kicks the chick down. 1040 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,570 Maybe he finds, like, a fire 1041 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:55,140 axe. 1042 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:56,490 I mean, it would have to be 1043 00:27:56,490 --> 00:27:58,180 something that would make sense 1044 00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,720 in, like, a water wheel mill 1045 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,380 thing. 1046 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,170 Because that's what I imagine 1047 00:28:02,170 --> 00:28:02,920 it being. 1048 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:03,960 Something like that. 1049 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,170 Well, yeah, but you still, if 1050 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:06,160 it's a warehouse or a water 1051 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,250 wheel type place, you still 1052 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,700 have to have something for fire. 1053 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:09,080 Something. 1054 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:10,360 Like, fine. 1055 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,010 It's like a crowbar thing to be 1056 00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:13,600 able to, like, open valves and 1057 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,120 stuff. 1058 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:14,440 Yeah. 1059 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,520 But he goes and he, like, 1060 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,220 knocks the first baby 1061 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,600 unconscious. 1062 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,920 And it shows him smashing the 1063 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,460 eggs, but it doesn't really 1064 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:25,240 show it, like, on camera. 1065 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:25,700 Yeah. 1066 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:27,020 So you're presuming he gets all 1067 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:27,600 the eggs. 1068 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:29,180 And maybe some stuffed sweaters 1069 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:29,940 on his face. 1070 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960 Yeah, some stuffed sweaters. 1071 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:32,850 Well, yeah, it would have to be 1072 00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:34,340 a combination of yolk. 1073 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:35,440 And blood. 1074 00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:36,060 And blood. 1075 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,720 And, of course, like, mama 1076 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,240 turkey hears this and comes 1077 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:41,980 back. 1078 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,260 And it's, like, screeching. 1079 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,960 So tracker guy comes in and he 1080 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,600 hears the kids screaming. 1081 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,330 And, like, luckily the kid's 1082 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,220 out of the big turkey's reach. 1083 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,520 He crawls up into a crawl space 1084 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,200 or something. 1085 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,600 Yeah. 1086 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,400 And. 1087 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,430 He crawls in between some cogs 1088 00:28:58,430 --> 00:28:59,380 and gears. 1089 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:00,900 Yeah, he gets under the water 1090 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,550 wheel, like, where he can slip 1091 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:03,930 through and, like, end up 1092 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:04,680 outside. 1093 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:05,180 Yeah. 1094 00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,460 So he escapes. 1095 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:08,220 And. 1096 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,940 But he circles back. 1097 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,040 So he circles around. 1098 00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:14,690 Turkey is now left to face 1099 00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:15,480 tracker. 1100 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,620 Tracker's like, all right, this, 1101 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:18,580 this ends now. 1102 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,380 And the turkey is like. 1103 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,500 You know. 1104 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,380 And lunges at him. 1105 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,400 And they start fighting. 1106 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:25,900 And the turkey eventually 1107 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:26,980 scratches him. 1108 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,940 And the guy's gun goes flying. 1109 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,420 And he, like, makes a break for 1110 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:30,740 it. 1111 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,120 Meanwhile, sister, like, hears 1112 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,000 all the commotion. 1113 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,410 She gets out of the car and is, 1114 00:29:34,410 --> 00:29:34,820 like, 1115 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:35,780 standing there listening. 1116 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,240 And all of a sudden she sees 1117 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,580 tracker coming out. 1118 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:41,080 And he's like, get the gun. 1119 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,850 And so he's running towards the 1120 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:44,540 car. 1121 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,640 She's running towards him. 1122 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,980 But she trips and falls. 1123 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:48,880 Dun, dun, dun. 1124 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,720 And the gun goes flying. 1125 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,410 And she sees turkey, giant 1126 00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:55,800 turkey, going for the tracker 1127 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,380 guy. 1128 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,400 And tracker, like, flips over. 1129 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,030 And, like, tracker then, like, 1130 00:30:00,030 --> 00:30:00,720 is running. 1131 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,080 And the turkey kind of does, 1132 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,620 like, a weird hop fly thing. 1133 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,180 Because it can't truly fly. 1134 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:05,620 Yeah. 1135 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,920 And knocks him over. 1136 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:06,960 And knocks him over. 1137 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,410 So he sprawls out on his 1138 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:09,260 stomach. 1139 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,500 It looks like it's all over. 1140 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:13,320 He flips over. 1141 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,560 And is ready to, like, hold up 1142 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,540 his arm to the attacker. 1143 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,970 And that's when, bang, you hear 1144 00:30:19,970 --> 00:30:20,740 a shot. 1145 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,930 And it's Terrence with the gun 1146 00:30:22,930 --> 00:30:24,120 shooting the turkey. 1147 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,780 And the turkey looks, turns 1148 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:27,660 around quickly and screeches. 1149 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,360 Like, it hit one of his wing. 1150 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,020 And it starts running. 1151 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,520 And Terrence just keeps going, 1152 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,560 bang, bang, bang. 1153 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,540 And finally, the turkey falls. 1154 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,840 And tracker comes over. 1155 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,240 This feels a little bit too 1156 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,460 short to be a movie. 1157 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:42,630 Well, you know, we're doing 1158 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:43,710 what we can with the time and 1159 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:44,740 ideas that we have. 1160 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,920 Obviously, we'd have to flesh 1161 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,600 this out more. 1162 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,020 We'd have to have more time for 1163 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,570 tracker to build a relationship 1164 00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:50,460 with the kids. 1165 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,140 And we haven't brought the mom 1166 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,160 into it at all. 1167 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,680 Yeah, but she went to work, you 1168 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,180 know. 1169 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,660 Like, she can't really be that 1170 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:57,660 involved with it. 1171 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,160 But tracker guy is like, ah, 1172 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,120 you did good, kid. 1173 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,260 You did real good. 1174 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,520 You should be proud of yourself. 1175 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,820 I killed my own new friend. 1176 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,070 And then the kid goes, we have 1177 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,430 to have, this is the campy line 1178 00:31:12,430 --> 00:31:13,100 part. 1179 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,000 The kid's like, well, it looks 1180 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,490 like we'll be eating good for 1181 00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,100 Thanksgiving this year. 1182 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:19,930 Hey, would you like to come to 1183 00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:20,540 dinner? 1184 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,430 Or would you like to come to 1185 00:31:22,430 --> 00:31:24,280 Thanksgiving with us? 1186 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,760 And he's like, I don't have 1187 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,040 anywhere else to be. 1188 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,180 It seems like there'll be 1189 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,040 plenty of food. 1190 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,550 And then it cuts to them, you 1191 00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:32,320 know. 1192 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,790 So does he get fired at some 1193 00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:34,280 point? 1194 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,640 I don't know. 1195 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,940 Like, you know, I guess you 1196 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,200 have the company call him at 1197 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:39,940 some point. 1198 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,580 I mean, because he killed the 1199 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:42,380 merchandise. 1200 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,380 Trevor, what happened? 1201 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,560 It's been neutralized. 1202 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,560 But we have millions of dollars 1203 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,280 in that. 1204 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,320 Sir, trust me. 1205 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,840 There was no other way. 1206 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,440 Click. 1207 00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:57,550 So it's not like we leave 1208 00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:59,100 ambiguous whether he got fired 1209 00:31:59,100 --> 00:31:59,500 or not. 1210 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,860 But then you cut to them having 1211 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,250 this wonderful Thanksgiving 1212 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:02,720 meal. 1213 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,400 And like, you know, hey, this 1214 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,900 is the best turkey we've ever 1215 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:06,380 had. 1216 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,110 And we're able to donate tons 1217 00:32:08,110 --> 00:32:10,060 to the local food shelter, too. 1218 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,000 Yeah. 1219 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,410 And you have them smiling at 1220 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:14,340 each other, laughing, whatever. 1221 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,270 And then as they're laughing 1222 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,200 and stuff, it drowns out. 1223 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,830 And you have, like, the camera 1224 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:22,320 go through the woods, go to 1225 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,660 that water wheel place. 1226 00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:26,350 And there's one egg that the 1227 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,840 kid missed. 1228 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,440 Or it rolled off. 1229 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,570 It rolled off into a corner or 1230 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,220 something. 1231 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:31,780 Yeah. 1232 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:33,220 And it hatches. 1233 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:34,320 And you hear the... 1234 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,320 And that... 1235 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,540 It cuts to black. 1236 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,960 Well, I know what this sounds 1237 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,380 like. 1238 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,040 What's it sound like? 1239 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,930 Sounds like it would be a cult 1240 00:32:42,930 --> 00:32:44,240 classic at some point. 1241 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:44,520 Yeah. 1242 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,400 It wouldn't do well at the 1243 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:45,780 start. 1244 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,860 It probably wouldn't initially 1245 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:47,260 do well. 1246 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:47,780 You're right. 1247 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,140 Yeah. 1248 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,570 But that's why we get 5% in 1249 00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:50,440 perpetuity. 1250 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,440 So, you know what? 1251 00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:53,430 I don't know that the cost is 1252 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,460 going to go off that much from 1253 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,400 $25,000. 1254 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,400 I think that they... 1255 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,820 Unfortunately, inflation isn't 1256 00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:58,360 as bad today. 1257 00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,540 Well, not just that. 1258 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:00,710 But I just don't think that the 1259 00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:01,500 money is there. 1260 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,520 So, maybe at most $50,000 for 1261 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,160 the idea. 1262 00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:05,620 Plus the 5% of the gross. 1263 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:06,900 But this will... 1264 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:07,100 Hollywood. 1265 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,020 We're being generous. 1266 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,860 This will be a sleeper classic. 1267 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:10,400 Yeah. 1268 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,940 And I think the point is, is 1269 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:13,740 that, yes, it still needs to be 1270 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:14,780 fleshed out. 1271 00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:15,850 But we've gotten a majority of 1272 00:33:15,850 --> 00:33:16,600 the story there. 1273 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:17,080 Yep. 1274 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,480 And I think that it really... 1275 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,410 Maybe we have to have some more 1276 00:33:20,410 --> 00:33:20,780 deaths. 1277 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:21,600 Yeah. 1278 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,090 We have to have the turkey, 1279 00:33:23,090 --> 00:33:24,710 like, maybe kill some people 1280 00:33:24,710 --> 00:33:26,380 prior to the case. 1281 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:27,100 The turkey could cause a 1282 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:27,620 traffic jam. 1283 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:28,140 Yeah. 1284 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:28,480 Yep. 1285 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,410 Like, maybe show it killing 1286 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,440 some of the security guards or 1287 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,460 something. 1288 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,200 And also, the turkey could 1289 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,090 cause a traffic jam so that the 1290 00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:39,120 tracker and the girl couldn't 1291 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,080 get there as quickly. 1292 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:40,380 Right. 1293 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,340 Maybe it, you know, kills a 1294 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,960 hunter in the woods. 1295 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:44,480 Yeah. 1296 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,260 So, we build up... 1297 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:47,000 We killed a taxi driver. 1298 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:47,480 Yeah. 1299 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,560 We build up some tension. 1300 00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:50,500 We don't want to have it to be 1301 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,640 too comedic. 1302 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,020 But I think that the idea has... 1303 00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,200 Merit. 1304 00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,060 Has merit. 1305 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:57,860 Has legs. 1306 00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:59,480 And this could be made fairly 1307 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,860 cheap if you... 1308 00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,080 Or like turkey legs. 1309 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:02,620 Yeah. 1310 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:03,080 Of course. 1311 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,420 That's why I said it that way. 1312 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,260 I'm feeling it in my giblets. 1313 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:08,220 Hmm. 1314 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,600 So, hey, Hollywood. 1315 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,320 Look, this would be cheap to 1316 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:14,860 make. 1317 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,000 You just need to have somebody 1318 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,520 that does some great animatronics. 1319 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,780 Not that expensive to make. 1320 00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:20,720 You can make a little bit of 1321 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:21,740 profit on it initially. 1322 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,630 But, like, look for the DVD and 1323 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:24,700 Blu-ray sales. 1324 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:25,920 And streaming. 1325 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,760 I swear you'll hit it, babe. 1326 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,260 The streaming on Tubi. 1327 00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:29,580 Those sweet, sweet 1328 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:31,760 advertisement money, you know? 1329 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,680 Yep. 1330 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,500 This, actually, this would be a 1331 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,100 Tubi original. 1332 00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:37,780 It would go straight to Tubi. 1333 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:39,280 But then Tubi, we would still 1334 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,020 recommend. 1335 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,420 Get the Blu-rays out, you know? 1336 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,390 Like, do a Tubi release of a 1337 00:34:44,390 --> 00:34:45,800 bunch of stuff as a Blu-ray 1338 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,820 collection. 1339 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,360 Like, the Tubi signature 1340 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,280 collection. 1341 00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:51,480 I think that would be amazing. 1342 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:52,700 They need to do that. 1343 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:54,670 So, once again, I think that we 1344 00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:56,240 have great ideas here. 1345 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,270 And if you have great ideas, 1346 00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:00,860 feel free to email us at... 1347 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:03,300 feedback@nontopical.com . 1348 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,880 That's right. 1349 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,680 Feedback@Nontopical.com. 1350 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,220 And we also believe in a little 1351 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,840 something known as... 1352 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,940 Value for value. 1353 00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:12,370 Which means if you get value 1354 00:35:12,370 --> 00:35:13,740 out of the show... 1355 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:15,000 Please show some value in 1356 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,580 return. 1357 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,260 It doesn't matter what it is. 1358 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,140 We're perfectly happy with 1359 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:21,390 anything from just an email to, 1360 00:35:21,390 --> 00:35:24,740 you know, a hypothetical $1,000. 1361 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,940 That's just the way things go. 1362 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,080 So, hey, we appreciate anything 1363 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,520 you can send our way. 1364 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,840 This is really just a labor of 1365 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,060 boredom and love for us. 1366 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:36,860 Yeah. 1367 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,550 And so, we're going to keep 1368 00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:39,680 doing this anyway. 1369 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,880 But if you like it, we'd love 1370 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,580 to hear that. 1371 00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:43,950 Anyway, that about wraps it up 1372 00:35:43,950 --> 00:35:45,780 for episode 15. 1373 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:46,080 Yeah. 1374 00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:47,940 Or is it 16? 1375 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:48,760 It's 15. 1376 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:49,960 Probably. 1377 00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:50,920 Probably 15. 1378 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:51,440 Anyway. 1379 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:53,630 Hey, do you know what giant turkeys 1380 00:35:53,630 --> 00:35:54,560 like to eat? 1381 00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:55,700 What? 1382 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,420 Cheese quesadilla. 1383 00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,860 I thought I already said that 1384 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,540 this time. 1385 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,500 Well, I'm stealing. 1386 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,400 All right. 1387 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,900 Well, thanks for listening, 1388 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:07,440 everyone. 1389 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:08,600 Bye. 1390 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,040 Bye.