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It's spooky month. It's spooky

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month or at least it will be

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when this releases and well so

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this is

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releasing if my math is correct

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one week before Halloween it's

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the Saturday before Halloween

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even

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though you know the Saturday

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after Halloween would be closer

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to Halloween that's not the

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point we're

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staying on schedule damn it.

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Happy spooky time. It's a

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spooky month. Spooky month or

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spooky month

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whatever you like to call it.

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Happy spookiness. Happy episode

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13 and yeah it just happened to

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fall that

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way. We didn't plan this. We

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didn't plan episode 13 around

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Halloween. Around Halloween it

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just worked

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out that way. You really think

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that we're gonna plan that much

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for this show? We're too lazy.

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Yeah no that's

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not gonna happen. We aren't

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paid enough for this. But if

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you do want to pay us go to 

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http://ko-fi.com/nontopical

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And then maybe you'd

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be paying us enough for this.

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Yeah maybe. Maybe. So we're

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coming upon the

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spooky season. Time for me to

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take out all of my favorite

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horror films and watch them

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back to back

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back. We got the Evil Dead

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series. Well and we've got the

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Alien series. We've got Friday

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the 13th. We've got

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Nightmare on Elm Street. We've

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got Hellraiser. Of course none

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of these films are films you

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could watch

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so we'll have to stick with Tremors

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and Tremors 2. And I guess The

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Nightmare Before Christmas is a

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Christmas movie. Well we can

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watch that too. And Corpse Ride.

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Witches Night Out which is an

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animated feature

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that we have a strange

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amusement with. Meh. But yeah.

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So however you choose to enjoy

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spooky season or

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if you are practicing of the

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the the arts hopefully you'll

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have a great Samhain if if you

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are in fact

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practicing. Or if you're

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Christian or Catholic All Hallows

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Eve All Saints Day All Souls

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Day and all that.

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Or if you're in Mexico or

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Hispanic Dia de los Muertos.

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Dia de los Muertos. Oh. Coco

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and Book of Life. Those are

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other movies we could watch.

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Anyway. So yes. No matter how

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you celebrate the spooky time

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of year we hope that you do

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celebrate and have a great time.

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Yep. Hey. I thought of a great

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way that we could celebrate. Oh

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no.

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With your favorite food. Cheese

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case. There we go. I knew I

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wanted to shoehorn that in. So.

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Does that mean that we have to

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shoehorn inflation in now? Well

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that just happens naturally.

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Yeah. Anyway. I had a

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collection of Dr. Seuss classic

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animated features on DVD. Yep.

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And. Kit. In the

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past and you know more recently

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has brought up the fact that

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there there is a great evil in

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Dr. Seuss stuff. Shockingly.

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And it's it's not the Grinch.

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It's not the humans that kidnap

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Horton. It's not the Lorax who

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speaks for the trees. Nor the

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one slur who cut down those

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trees. It's not the dogs who

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have parties up in the trees.

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What? Go

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all go yeah it's not the green

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eggs and ham although those are

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suspicious because they they

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they're probably out of date it's

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not the box and socks either

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but the very mascot of dr seuss

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himself the cat in the hat the

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cat in the hat he's evil all

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right now shall we explain i i

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think we

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need to explain this i i want

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to i want people to understand

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where you're coming from so i

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did at

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one point first of all i have

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not to my knowledge shown kit

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the live action cat in the hat

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starring

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mike myers at this point in

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time at this point in time we're

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recording this last month which

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is which

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is even more evil let's be

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honest the mike myers cat in

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the hat is disturbing yeah and

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he only

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did it because he was mandated

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to by the courts yeah so we're

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talking about the original

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animated

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cat in the hat yep and even the

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book yep

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so the premise is kids are home

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by themselves yep on a rainy

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day yep nothing better to do

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yep

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bored out of their friggin mind

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they also have a talking fish i

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think the talking fix

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is more featured in the

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animated feature but i think it's

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mentioned in the book yes yeah

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but and

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cat in the hat shows up they

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have hijinks cat in the hat

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cleans everything up and leaves

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before mom

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gets home that's basically the

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story yep now how do we get

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from that to he's evil well you

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see first of all

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the cat in the hat comes in

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uninvited which uh trespassing

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second uh he's a cat i mean how

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can you say no to such a cute

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cat

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cute uh for all we know he's a

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skinwalker i mean he is kind of

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terrifying if you think about

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it you have like a six-foot cat

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walking up to your door

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uh what did they teach kids

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back in the 60s or 70s i think

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it was the 70s when that well

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written

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yeah i think they they they

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unfortunately like smart

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children even though they open

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the door for him or he let

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himself in they they have them

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leave and then he comes in

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saying hey i left my three-pronged

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family grudanza or whatever it's

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your your three-hand of moss

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covered family grudanza yeah

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yes which by the way we may get

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mixed up

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between the the animated

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feature and the book i don't

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think it matters yeah so he he

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says i left it in there

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and obviously no one knows what

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that is and they all think that

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that's ridiculous and he still

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comes right in he's not really

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breaking and entering but he is

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still trespassing

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but how does that make him evil

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like that's that's criminal i

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mean and property damage i mean

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that's that's also criminal he

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does guilt trip the children

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that's manipulative but he also

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tortures the fish i mean who

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hasn't tortured a fish in time

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to time

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he also brings in uh two stowaways

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and we can presume that they

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are not citizens of the united

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states

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so look you don't know if they

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have a green card or not i mean

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they are called things yeah but

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they're good things

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i mean that's debatable they

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cause chaos they deface

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property so they'd be perfect

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for the government

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okay now seriously why these

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these things not just the

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things of the of in terms of

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the characters of things

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but the things you are

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mentioning the actions that the

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cat in the hat took do not

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necessarily prove evil

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so where do you get where is

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the line that demonstrates true

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evality or evilness or ev

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validity murder murder yeah all

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this took a turn

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i smell a movie coming so you

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see judging by the new cat in

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the hat movie trailer at least

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it's newer at this time

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this five years you know the

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movie's been off for like three

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years already or four years

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either that or they ran out of

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budget and got bought off by

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disney

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yeah it's possible oh my gosh

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it's a cyber truck no talk

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about evil uh yeah that's true

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evil oh we've seen things that

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should not be seen

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you know i i bet you anything

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that the cat in the hat was

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driving that cyber truck yeah i

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wouldn't doubt it not for a

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all right continue though now

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uh based on this new movie

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trailer the not only is the cat

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in the hat

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clearly part of his own nation

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i mean i mean he has his own

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world he has his own own world

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that he's part of so

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clearly he's part of some other

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nation so but that doesn't mean

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he's here deleted i mean

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what do go on let's let's get

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let's get to the real cat in

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the hat as in the cat in the

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hat when the cat in the

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hat say for example goes out of

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copyright well you see it's

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very simple like cat in the hat

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runs an

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underground gang gang yes okay

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but what does this gang do well

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they spread how did he turn to

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this this life of

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cram well you see he was all

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teaching his kids their abc's

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and one two threes and how to

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rhyme and have fun in the

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the rain where do things go so

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horribly wrong i mean first of

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all he's teaching the kids how

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to be

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manipulated but you see

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obviously the cat in the hat

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has tons of things and he

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spreads those things to

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all the houses that he trespasses

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upon and those things spy from

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and if there's anyone anyone

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that dare do

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anything to say no to their

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child the things go and they

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tear out their throats but then

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the cat the cat

290
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in the hat doesn't really do

291
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his own dirty work despite

292
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having you know a magical hat

293
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that he could

294
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pull stuff out of magical crates

295
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to store things in well i mean

296
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that's just for all all the

297
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ordinary children

298
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but you see the the children

299
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that the cat has visited

300
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personally oh he keeps special

301
00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,500
eye on those you see

302
00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:09,440
not only that's that's not

303
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,620
creepy sounding at all not only

304
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does he send as many things as

305
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there are people

306
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in that house but should the

307
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parents do anything should the

308
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parents leave the child alone

309
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for too long

310
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or should they leave them alone

311
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for not long enough should they

312
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say no to the child should they

313
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say yes to

314
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the child under certain

315
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circumstances you see the cat

316
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has his ways to make people

317
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disappear

318
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no evidence you see the things

319
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are too dirty they leave too

320
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much evidence behind so for

321
00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:48,380
those cases the

322
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cat must make them disappear

323
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okay you know i like the

324
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premise but obviously he does

325
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,020
this all over the

326
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world after all he he speaks

327
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many languages wait this is

328
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this is not subtle enough let's

329
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let's get into

330
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us how hollywood we know that

331
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you already love this hot

332
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property we love that it's uh

333
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you know something

334
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that you're already making

335
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another movie about so we're

336
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gonna start the rate at a

337
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hundred thousand

338
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minimum and you know the our

339
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standard five percent of the

340
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gross proceeds from the film of

341
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course that's

342
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going to go up as we continue

343
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to discuss this you already got

344
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the free premise now we're

345
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,700
going to dive in

346
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of course all right i think

347
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,110
your premise has merit first of

348
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all can that is evil because i

349
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mean he can

350
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connect to all these different

351
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extra-dimensional things he

352
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,580
clearly can you know shrink

353
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,340
things and

354
00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,230
grow things and do all this

355
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,390
crazy stuff and there's there

356
00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,520
this this is something that is

357
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of another realm

358
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,430
yeah all right either that or

359
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,670
it's some kind of crazy

360
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,500
government experiment right one

361
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,380
of those two

362
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,580
that's always the explanation i

363
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:06,080
say what we do is we look at

364
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,820
the two original kids yeah but

365
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:10,860
they're

366
00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,850
teenagers now yeah all right so

367
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,940
it's uh sally and i forgot what's

368
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,900
his face i think it's sally sally

369
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,560
and what's his face i forgot

370
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,330
his name but anyway nothing bad

371
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:25,090
has happened to their parents

372
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:25,900
or anything

373
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,240
should we call them sam and sally

374
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,220
uh it's easier to find bobby

375
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,600
and sally i don't know but you

376
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:32,780
know

377
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,580
they're of an age where they're

378
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,950
16 17 you know they're starting

379
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,700
to experience life they might

380
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,020
have

381
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,340
boyfriends or girlfriends or

382
00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,440
whatever they're they're

383
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,630
getting on that sweet social

384
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media they're having

385
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,870
some issues at school they're

386
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,510
having some issues fitting in

387
00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,400
bobby and sally i'm not sure

388
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,100
but the

389
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,920
point is that they've they've

390
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,860
always kind of felt unease

391
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,420
since the cats visit when they

392
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,420
were young

393
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:05,690
you know they question whether

394
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,680
or not they just made it up as

395
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,460
a fun game

396
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,070
when mom was out they trashed

397
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,410
the house and put it back

398
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,700
together themselves

399
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,850
and there's really been no real

400
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,170
indicator that it happened

401
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,130
except for like just the

402
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,820
strange sense of

403
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,950
being watched when their

404
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,460
parents aren't at home and you

405
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,860
have to cut to you know the the

406
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:32,220
cat somewhere

407
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:33,830
in like some kind of nerve

408
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,900
center having either cameras or

409
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,440
like you said the things

410
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,260
sneaking into this

411
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:42,070
house yeah and there's one

412
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,860
weekend where mother and father

413
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:47,710
say hey kids you're old enough

414
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:48,700
where we can

415
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,090
leave you home alone don't go

416
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,890
crazy and throw a party or

417
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:55,210
anything we're gonna go out of

418
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,460
town and we're

419
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,210
gonna have a good time and that

420
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,960
is when the real action starts

421
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,050
i would also like to add

422
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,060
something to the cat's

423
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:06,220
character

424
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,210
go ahead so first of all he's

425
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,460
sound british most of the time

426
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:14,640
okay uh he also he also will

427
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,820
look friendly

428
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,560
he'll have like a kind of like

429
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,990
it will look like he has a

430
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,820
mustache like he's covered in

431
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,820
fur but like a

432
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,920
sticker he has to he has to

433
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,430
look friendly and evil yeah no

434
00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:28,530
no you see he looks evil he

435
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,140
looks friendly to

436
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,630
begin with and then and then

437
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,120
and then if we make him angry

438
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,030
enough then then he changes he

439
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,580
becomes more evil

440
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:41,110
well in this case yeah what we

441
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:44,380
do is so because this is cliche

442
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,800
parents say you know be good

443
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,060
while we're out

444
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,410
yeah what's the first thing

445
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,960
they do don't be good they call

446
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,340
all their friends yeah and

447
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:58,140
their friends all show up

448
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,350
maybe there's some alcohol and

449
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,310
some some weed you know that

450
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,260
shows up you know and this is

451
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,020
this is going

452
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,370
to be a rager of a party they

453
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,620
might not get along with

454
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,240
everybody at school or it might

455
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:09,980
be slightly

456
00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:11,510
outsiders because they're a

457
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:13,010
little bit off but nobody's

458
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,550
going to turn down a good party

459
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:15,740
and they do have some

460
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,240
friends so the party's raging

461
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,660
and all of a sudden sally's

462
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,870
cell phone rings hey you know

463
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:25,330
they're all bopping and jiving

464
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:25,580
and

465
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,420
drinking and drinking and you

466
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,950
know maybe she's grinding

467
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,760
against a guy who knows but her

468
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,660
phone rings and she

469
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,840
picks it up and it says unknown

470
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,670
number but she picks it up

471
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,680
anyway hello why didn't you

472
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,540
invite me

473
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,400
a party oh this will be fun a

474
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,260
party you know some kind of

475
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,860
rhyme yeah i'll be there

476
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:47,820
shortly

477
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,910
now sally's a little bit

478
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,980
freaked out and she uh you know

479
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,110
goes to her brother and you

480
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:57,820
know his her

481
00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,900
brother's probably like in a

482
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,070
bedroom like starting to get on

483
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,080
with a with a girl and she's

484
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,100
banging on his

485
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,220
door he's like what i'm busy no

486
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:10,820
we need to talk now i got this

487
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:15,420
phone call he goes come on

488
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:16,880
it's somebody from school

489
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,350
playing a prank you know you

490
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,710
know it's easy to spoof or

491
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:20,940
block your caller id

492
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,770
it's easy to you know do a call

493
00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,630
like that it's somebody from

494
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,540
school just being dumb yeah

495
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,040
and then at that point you know

496
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,090
it started raining at some

497
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,500
point because this is cliche

498
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,310
yeah she's like no you don't

499
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,260
understand it was him him who

500
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,210
the cat what do you the cat the

501
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,660
cat in the hat

502
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,060
thunder lightning power goes

503
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:47,500
out

504
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:49,530
everybody kind of like does a

505
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,520
quick scream and then like they

506
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,440
they turn on their cell phone

507
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,140
cameras

508
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,460
uh everybody starts like kind

509
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,090
of laughing how they freaked

510
00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,600
out and stuff and the lights

511
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,700
come back on

512
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,760
yeah but the front door is open

513
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,290
and somebody's like well that's

514
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:09,740
weird and at this point

515
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,890
as people are doing naughty-ish

516
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,720
things they're slowly starting

517
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,500
to get picked off one by one so

518
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,170
this is where we we take the freddie

519
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,910
krueger corny campy line

520
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:28,940
approach

521
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:30,850
every time the cat in the hat

522
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,840
kills somebody he has to make

523
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,780
some kind of rhyme about it

524
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,780
yeah so if they're

525
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,830
they're doing drugs he has to

526
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:42,410
be he has to make a a rhyme

527
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,580
about how drugs will kill you

528
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,260
look if

529
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,550
it's somebody who is stealing

530
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:53,830
jewelry from sally's parents

531
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:56,710
bedroom it's a rhyme about

532
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,860
thieves and and such

533
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:00,950
and some of the deaths have to

534
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:03,020
obviously be supernatural

535
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,090
like maybe somebody eats like

536
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,600
half of a pizza by themselves

537
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,180
and then he makes them like

538
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,420
get huge and then blow along

539
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,750
yeah stuff like that and

540
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,790
obviously he uses the things to

541
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,140
go around and

542
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,860
knock people over also also the

543
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,490
things should look like dolls

544
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:26,650
yes creepy dolls yeah but they

545
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:27,420
move yeah

546
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:28,510
they just don't move when

547
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,920
people are looking directly at

548
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,090
them except like as you're

549
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:32,300
getting later in the film

550
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,750
where there's only like three

551
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,230
people left or four people left

552
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,900
yeah then then you start having

553
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,300
like

554
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,930
the dark hallways where you see

555
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,500
them running across and stuff

556
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,910
but the point is people get

557
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,220
picked off one by one

558
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,020
and sally and my brother slowly

559
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,690
start to realize that the cat

560
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,900
in the hat is in fact back

561
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,380
and that he wants to have all

562
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:59,190
sorts of fun with them he he

563
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:02,320
wants to play yeah for keeps i

564
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,500
i i i i kind of imagine

565
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,070
that uh referencing for now he

566
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,430
would have kind of like a sun

567
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,330
and moon thing where like there's

568
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,680
there's the good side and then

569
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,240
like if something happens that

570
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,710
triggers him then he'll turn

571
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:21,500
all evil

572
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,650
i don't know i i think it's

573
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:26,440
more that when the cat in hat

574
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,900
was dealing with young children

575
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,790
you know they were young they

576
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,440
were innocent and the world

577
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,310
that taught the world over time

578
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,090
has become more corrupt yeah

579
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,490
and so therefore the the

580
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:41,080
kindness or the forces that

581
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,070
created him or brought him into

582
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:43,500
being

583
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,060
and so therefore the people

584
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,360
that have twisted have

585
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,980
corrupted with the change of

586
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,500
people and their cruelty

587
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,180
and social media and all of

588
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:54,070
that but i think at one point

589
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,700
there has to be a phone call

590
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,990
like they're trying desperately

591
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,090
to reach their parents at the

592
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,040
resort or whatever because

593
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,830
everything's going on so like

594
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,060
there's several times they try

595
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,300
to reach their parents all they're

596
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,000
not here or we can't you know

597
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,160
and they call at one point it's

598
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,500
like your parents

599
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,560
your parents unfortunately died

600
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,500
in a fiery car wreck there were

601
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,010
no survivors no one else will

602
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,820
get that yeah that's fine that's

603
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,490
fine they don't need to but and

604
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:27,850
i think the fish should the

605
00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,500
fish come in play

606
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,620
now the fish is long dead you

607
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,970
know but it was a talking fish

608
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:36,920
it could live on top yeah it it

609
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,500
lived long enough

610
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,990
but what's what's the fish

611
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:42,580
gonna do so how do you defeat

612
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,240
the cat in the hat let's think

613
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,590
about this so we obviously i

614
00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,540
mean obviously the most obvious

615
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,140
way to do it is to take off his

616
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:49,500
hat

617
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,090
but he's taking off his hat

618
00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:55,050
without being i'm saying forcefully

619
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,880
take off his hat and tie you

620
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,960
have to take off his hat and

621
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,550
destroy it yeah it's not just

622
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,220
remove the hat you have to get

623
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,730
the hat and destroy it so you

624
00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:04,920
can't destroy it through fire

625
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,500
it's gonna be

626
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,120
it's gonna be moving to that

627
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,520
okay that would be too easy

628
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,120
they have to what do they do to

629
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,910
destroy the hat then if you can't

630
00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:14,300
burn it hmm if you can't burn

631
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,230
it maybe acid but where are you

632
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,500
gonna get acid in the house

633
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,680
chemical reactions i mean we

634
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,020
don't know what our mom did for

635
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,190
a living we don't know what our

636
00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:26,100
parents did for a living i

637
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,390
think burning should still be

638
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,340
acceptable yeah i just feel

639
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:31,830
like it's easy i mean like if

640
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,550
they have cigarettes and stuff

641
00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:35,500
though they're gonna have lighters

642
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,310
ah but like maybe again maybe

643
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:39,300
it's not that simple maybe you

644
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,130
have to burn it but you have to

645
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:42,760
burn it in a really cliche way

646
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,410
like they have to make some

647
00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:45,500
kind of a rhyme

648
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,820
some kind of a rhyme in order

649
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,860
to do it or like they and how

650
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:51,350
do they figure out that though

651
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:52,590
do they overhear the cat

652
00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:53,940
talking about the hat like

653
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,440
somebody knocks the hat off at

654
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,940
one point and like well here's

655
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,040
an idea if if all the things

656
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,480
are dolls maybe you could find

657
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,220
something on their tags that

658
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:08,700
hints to it okay like caution

659
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:10,950
not fling do not put near open

660
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,910
flame but it will have to rhyme

661
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:13,500
it somehow

662
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,940
if if if you wish for things to

663
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:18,090
tame place us near an open or

664
00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,030
place us in an open flame or

665
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:22,370
something like that yeah but it's

666
00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:24,560
also not it's just you have to

667
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,760
find a way to write them about

668
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,040
the rhyming right so we'd have

669
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,590
to we'd have to do that but

670
00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:34,100
eventually they end up you know

671
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,580
they get the cat's hat the cat

672
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,150
is tracking them down he kills

673
00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:41,500
like the next last person so

674
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:41,500
now it's just sally and

675
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,330
so now it's just sally and her

676
00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,630
brother and they're desperately

677
00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:47,190
trying to like get the hat i

678
00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:48,960
had an idea on how they could

679
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,730
learn it yeah maybe it's not

680
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,430
amazing but like they they

681
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,210
start trying to burn it okay

682
00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,040
and it's it's not working and

683
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,820
then one of the things comes

684
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,820
along and it's humming a little

685
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,880
rhyme and that's when the hat

686
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,450
starts catch on fire oh okay

687
00:24:03,450 --> 00:24:05,310
before the thing rushes them

688
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,230
and then they kick it into the

689
00:24:07,230 --> 00:24:09,500
fire as well yeah so you have

690
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,900
so you have but you have the

691
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,860
cat and you have the cat and he's

692
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:14,330
coming after sally she's

693
00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,050
getting trying to get the hat

694
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,760
going and her brother is gonna

695
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,420
do what's necessary to like

696
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,120
save her so he's getting in the

697
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,320
way yeah he doesn't get killed

698
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,230
um and then the hat burns and

699
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,960
the cat's like no you know

700
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,210
typical i'm melting yeah i don't

701
00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:31,260
know about that and there also

702
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,900
has to be a fake out at one

703
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,320
point too where they think they've

704
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,500
beaten him but they haven't

705
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,120
and it has nothing to do with

706
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,160
the hat at that point.

707
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,460
It's just they think they've

708
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,020
beaten him.

709
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,850
They've, you know, shot him or

710
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:48,740
they've poisoned him.

711
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,680
Also a cocktail.

712
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,580
Yeah, maybe they burned him.

713
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,290
And then from that point

714
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:57,830
forward, his fur is just, like,

715
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,140
singed.

716
00:24:59,560 --> 00:24:59,800
Yeah.

717
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,560
Maybe he loses his whiskers.

718
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:04,100
Yeah.

719
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,340
He loses his whiskers.

720
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,100
His fur is, like, singed.

721
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,160
But, yeah, it's that story of

722
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,970
you get that fake-out moment

723
00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:16,540
where you think,

724
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:17,760
oh, yeah, we've defeated him.

725
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,960
He's like, nah, I'm back, you

726
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,340
know.

727
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,260
And that's really where you get

728
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,760
into that stuff.

729
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,040
So what happens after that is

730
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,450
obviously the hat burns, the

731
00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:35,360
cat disappears or catches on

732
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:35,920
fire,

733
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,430
like, properly this time from

734
00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:38,140
the inside.

735
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,920
And there's a bright flash and

736
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,400
everything goes back to normal.

737
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:46,840
Yep.

738
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,460
So nobody is dead.

739
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,160
Their parents didn't die.

740
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,380
There was no party.

741
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,320
The parents come back early.

742
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,010
And it's actually the same

743
00:25:58,010 --> 00:25:58,680
night.

744
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,920
They come back and they say, oh,

745
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,760
yeah, look, we forgot our

746
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,560
phones.

747
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,220
No, you've got to make it.

748
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,120
You've got to make it.

749
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,620
We forgot our mouse covered.

750
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:09,340
Three handles.

751
00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:10,380
Family grandunzel.

752
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:11,740
Ah.

753
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:13,000
That would be funny.

754
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,040
That would be funny.

755
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,110
But I think it would be too

756
00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:16,080
much of an in-joke.

757
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:16,480
Yeah.

758
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,100
But, you know, it's just one of

759
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,440
those typical, oh, yeah, like,

760
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,400
we forgot our phones.

761
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,940
But then, and Sally and her

762
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:24,700
brother look at each other,

763
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,910
kind of breathe a deep sigh of

764
00:26:26,910 --> 00:26:27,840
relief.

765
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,890
And the camera pans over and

766
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,490
there, sitting on the couch, is

767
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:37,150
a little stuffed animal that

768
00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:40,080
looks like one of the things.

769
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,680
And you hear the cats laugh.

770
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:44,380
The end.

771
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,700
Or you could just have, or you

772
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,830
could have them say, I'll be

773
00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:47,240
back.

774
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:48,700
I'll be back.

775
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,100
Yeah.

776
00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,100
It has to be.

777
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,120
More subtle.

778
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,080
Something more clever.

779
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:52,920
We don't want to.

780
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,460
But, yeah, I think, I think

781
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:58,100
that's a viable, you know.

782
00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,240
So now we've answered the

783
00:26:59,240 --> 00:26:59,860
question.

784
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,200
How is the cat in the hat evil?

785
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,180
Well, first of all.

786
00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:04,300
I mean, aside from all of his

787
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,360
pre-existing crimes.

788
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:07,910
Aside from everything else, the

789
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,310
cat in the hat definitely could

790
00:27:10,310 --> 00:27:11,180
be evil.

791
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:12,180
We could turn this into a

792
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:12,940
horror movie.

793
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:15,020
Easy.

794
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,620
Easy money as well.

795
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,220
Great idea, Kit.

796
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,240
This is a grand idea.

797
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,540
In Hollywood, this grand idea

798
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,300
could be yours.

799
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,100
For the low, low price, what is

800
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:26,480
it?

801
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:27,620
$500,000?

802
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:30,040
I would say at least $275,000.

803
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,460
Yeah.

804
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,440
At least $275,000 and 70% of

805
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,320
the gross?

806
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:34,680
Yeah.

807
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:35,440
Yeah.

808
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,520
Yeah, that's what we're up to

809
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,180
at this point.

810
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,050
So, Hollywood, if you like this

811
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,740
idea, you know how to reach us

812
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:42,260
the same way that anybody

813
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,340
else can reach us.

814
00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:46,880
feedback@nontopical.com.

815
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,570
And if you like what you're

816
00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:50,660
hearing, we do believe in value

817
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,600
for value.

818
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:53,320
What that means is if you get

819
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,560
value out of what we're hearing.

820
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,250
You can show us some value out

821
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,350
of what you're hearing by going

822
00:28:00,350 --> 00:28:01,080
to Ko.

823
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,480
What is it, Dash Fi?

824
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,660
Ko-Fi.com/nontopical

825
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:06,520
Ko-Fi.com/nontopical

826
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:07,780
ko-fi.com/Nontopical.

827
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:08,500
Yes.

828
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:10,940
And any number is fine.

829
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,220
A one, a two, a five, or a

830
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,860
hypothetical.

831
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,020
That's eight.

832
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:16,400
$1,000.

833
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,380
We would take either.

834
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,940
Or whatever you want to give us.

835
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,800
We appreciate it.

836
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,360
We really do when people give

837
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,720
us a little bit of something

838
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,120
because it does take time

839
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,340
and energy to put this together.

840
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,710
And as you've heard in previous

841
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,290
episodes, sometimes technical

842
00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:35,770
issues mean long, long editing

843
00:28:35,770 --> 00:28:36,600
sessions

844
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,950
trying to figure out how to

845
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,100
clean up the audio.

846
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,040
So, anyway.

847
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:42,540
Well.

848
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,580
Happy spooky month.

849
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,180
What?

850
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,460
Happy spooky month.

851
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:47,580
Happy spooky month.

852
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,860
This is spooky season.

853
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,150
We hope that you have a good

854
00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:52,940
time.

855
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,120
If you're not allergic to

856
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,730
peanut butter and you are able

857
00:28:57,730 --> 00:29:00,220
to have chocolate, we wish you

858
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:00,500
all

859
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,240
peanut butter cups and no dum-dums.

860
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,100
And if you can't have peanut

861
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,210
butter, then we wish you all of

862
00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:09,720
the candy that is your favorite.

863
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,380
And hopefully no raisins.

864
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:13,020
Yes.

865
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,140
Or dum-dums.

866
00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:16,460
Or dum-dums.

867
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,970
I feel like raisins are worse

868
00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:18,980
than dum-dums.

869
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:19,960
This is true.

870
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:21,300
Anyway.

871
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:23,220
That's all we have for this

872
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,160
episode.

873
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:25,440
Bye, everyone.

874
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:26,360
Bye.

875
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:27,340
Bye.