1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,350 Hey everybody, Editor Chris 2 00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:02,970 here. Just letting you know 3 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,720 that Kit's microphone for some 4 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,380 reason or 5 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,970 another did not work properly 6 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:08,720 during this recording. I've 7 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,020 done all I can to boost his 8 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:10,340 audio, 9 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,130 but we wanted to keep this 10 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:14,400 conversation and release it as 11 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,580 a podcast because it was still 12 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,460 an amusing concept that we came 13 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:20,460 up with. With that, enjoy the 14 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:21,980 show as much as you can. 15 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:30,830 Yeah, this is one of the nicer 16 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:40,320 days we've had this summer. I 17 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:44,200 mean, it's still a bit warm, 18 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,040 but it's not like as humid as 19 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,050 it was the past few weeks. I 20 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:51,660 actually feel like I can get 21 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:51,960 outside. 22 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:57,750 Now, don't you love the outside? 23 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:02,240 Maybe. We were on vacation 24 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,660 recently and we went to this 25 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:05,700 awesome store 26 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,280 and I'm going to say it is an 27 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,190 awesome store. They got some 28 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:11,170 pretty cool stuff there. They 29 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:11,980 make their 30 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,260 own fudge. Oh yeah. This is, it 31 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,320 was a great place. They've got 32 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,010 all like the gifts that you 33 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:19,220 would expect 34 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:21,380 for like a vacation area. So 35 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,590 they got like the keychains. 36 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:26,040 They got the t-shirts. They got 37 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,610 the magnets. They got squishy. 38 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:33,840 They got squishy potato cats. 39 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,640 Potato cats. Uh, stress ball 40 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:40,330 things. They got, they got ukuleles. 41 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,760 They got shells. They got 42 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,940 people things made out of 43 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,020 shells. 44 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,690 Yeah, those were kind of creepy, 45 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,480 not going to lie. 46 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,100 I mean, they had everything. 47 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,610 I mean, they had everything 48 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:54,060 from unique things that you 49 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:54,800 could say, 50 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:55,970 hey, you know what, like, I 51 00:01:55,970 --> 00:01:57,300 will definitely remember this 52 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:57,580 place, 53 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:00,480 to, like, stuff like the super 54 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,900 spicy bean-boozled jelly bellies, 55 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,340 which take you, like, two weeks 56 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,740 to eat because they're actually 57 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:07,560 really spicy. 58 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:08,940 Surprisingly. 59 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,740 Surprisingly spicy. 60 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,180 Yeah, we made the mistake of 61 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,760 eating some of those in the car 62 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,520 on the way up. 63 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:16,340 It was not good. 64 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:17,020 Anyway. 65 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:17,680 Way back. 66 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,120 Yeah, on the way back. 67 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,760 So, but one thing they had that 68 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,060 nobody expected, 69 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,710 not me, not Kit, not the 70 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:30,450 friends I was there with, 71 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,680 nobody. 72 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,100 Not people thinking about what 73 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:33,680 they had. 74 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,470 Well, I mean, but you wouldn't 75 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:36,400 expect this. 76 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,430 We weren't really thinking 77 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:38,590 actively about what they would 78 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:38,900 have, 79 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,550 except for the fact that we 80 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,620 knew they had fudge, which is 81 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,380 delicious. 82 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:45,140 Anyway. 83 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:45,220 Anyway. 84 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,840 But one thing they had. 85 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,780 So I'm just walking along. 86 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,380 We're just walking along. 87 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:54,160 We're looking around. 88 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,040 Yep. 89 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,060 Oh, don't, don't do this. 90 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:58,830 We don't want to get a 91 00:02:58,830 --> 00:02:59,700 copyright strike. 92 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:00,680 But anyway. 93 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:02,160 Nah, they can't hear it. 94 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,220 They can't hear it. 95 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:03,660 So. 96 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:05,260 I mean, you could go. 97 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:05,600 So. 98 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:06,220 Thank. 99 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,500 I walk by this shelf. 100 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,960 And it didn't hit me right away. 101 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,830 So we're walking to where the 102 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:13,900 shelves are. 103 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,920 Because this is near the beach. 104 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,320 And so they have a bunch of 105 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,250 shelves that are cataloged, the 106 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,500 specific types of shelves. 107 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,020 And some that are fake. 108 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,060 And some that are fake. 109 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,780 And so I passed the shelf. 110 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,780 And then, like, I sat there and 111 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,260 I thought about it. 112 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:30,060 I was like, huh. 113 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,280 So, like. 114 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,740 At first I thought that they 115 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:38,650 sold, like, a shark stuffed 116 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:39,680 animal. 117 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,460 That was kind of shoved into, 118 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,640 like, a little jar. 119 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,180 Maybe a plastic jar. 120 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:46,500 Whatever. 121 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:47,710 So that's all I thought at 122 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,050 first, the first time that I 123 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:49,720 saw this. 124 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,320 Like, and then I was like, wait 125 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:51,940 a minute. 126 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,020 That's a little odd. 127 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,810 Why would you have a stuffed 128 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:58,900 animal shark in a jar shape? 129 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,940 Like, I can understand being in 130 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:01,980 a little box. 131 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,500 I could understand it. 132 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,040 You know, being in some kind of 133 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:06,900 display case. 134 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,340 And so I went back to check it 135 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:10,020 out. 136 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,020 They were not stuffed animals. 137 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,720 I mean, yeah, they were. 138 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:15,960 No. 139 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:16,640 Technically. 140 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,480 No, they weren't stuffed. 141 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,560 They, they, so. 142 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,720 Well, they don't eat a lot. 143 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,020 They're in formaldehyde. 144 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,840 What we actually found. 145 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,700 Were literal dead baby sharks 146 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,900 in embalming fluid. 147 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:35,460 With lovely, lighted out eyes. 148 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:37,300 I mean, that's their eyes. 149 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:37,640 Yeah. 150 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:39,720 I, I was just. 151 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,600 I was like, no way. 152 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:43,920 Yeah, that's right. 153 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,340 No way. 154 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,300 There's no way this is, like. 155 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,820 So I actually picked up the jar. 156 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:51,000 I was like, this can't be real. 157 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,300 And then, like, I'm turning the 158 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:52,920 jar around. 159 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,120 And it's just, it's just 160 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,620 sitting there on the shelf. 161 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:57,420 $17. 162 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,400 $16.99 or $98. 163 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:00,260 Whatever it was. 164 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:00,800 That's cool. 165 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,230 Yeah, there were like six of 166 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:02,660 them. 167 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,030 And on the bottom of the jar, 168 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:09,080 in blue letters, it just says 169 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,160 shark. 170 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:12,460 That's. 171 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:14,860 That's it. 172 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:15,920 It just says shark. 173 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,100 Like, this is an everyday thing. 174 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,480 Hey, um, yeah. 175 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,720 So I noticed you sell fudge 176 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,160 here. 177 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:22,960 And you have t-shirts. 178 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,420 Do you happen to have sharks? 179 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,030 I've always wanted a shark in a 180 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:27,720 jar. 181 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,840 To put on my desk. 182 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:31,910 So that I can scare the crap 183 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,160 out of people who walk by. 184 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,640 Make for a great Halloween 185 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:36,560 decoration. 186 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:37,080 Yeah. 187 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:37,140 Yeah. 188 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:39,470 I mean, that's just not 189 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,280 something you expect to see. 190 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,500 Now just imagine if they sold 191 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,400 adult sharks in jars. 192 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:47,220 I think that would be 193 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,780 problematic. 194 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:50,740 I mean. 195 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,600 But it begs the question, like. 196 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,060 What are the things in jars? 197 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,070 In terms of, like, animal 198 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,140 specimens? 199 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:03,840 Might people want to have? 200 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:07,140 And whose idea was it? 201 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,700 I'm not saying it's a bad idea. 202 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,140 Because we're obviously talking 203 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:13,060 about it. 204 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:14,700 And that was part of the reason 205 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,060 why my friends ended up going 206 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:16,960 to the store. 207 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:17,950 Besides the fact that they 208 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:18,820 wanted souvenirs. 209 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,220 And fudge. 210 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:21,500 Yeah. 211 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:23,660 Was that I told them. 212 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:25,680 This place. 213 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,070 Sells preserved baby sharks in 214 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:30,020 a jar. 215 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:33,320 And they're like, no. 216 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:34,130 And I'm like, here's the 217 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:34,560 picture. 218 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,360 So the marketing ploy worked. 219 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:41,980 But, like. 220 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:44,160 I mean, what. 221 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,110 What drives somebody to decide 222 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:48,130 that's something that they want 223 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:48,840 to sell? 224 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:50,600 Think about it this way. 225 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:51,360 We're efficient. 226 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,680 We could keep that in our home. 227 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,780 So we caught it. 228 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:57,220 This is true. 229 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,260 It would be a complete lie. 230 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,360 But, you know. 231 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:07,300 There I was. 232 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:10,980 Night fishing on the banks of 233 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:13,940 the Atlantic Ocean. 234 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,640 It was me and my buddy. 235 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,660 I was trying for striped bass. 236 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:23,220 And all of a sudden. 237 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,920 I felt a tug on my line. 238 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:26,600 Like nothing. 239 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,200 Nothing I've ever felt before. 240 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,460 This thing was hauling. 241 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,260 I thought maybe. 242 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,290 Maybe this is like a 15, 20 243 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,140 pound fish. 244 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,300 Maybe it's a 45. 245 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,360 Maybe it's a 100 pound fish. 246 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:41,980 I don't know. 247 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,880 But this thing is booking it. 248 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,240 And I sat there and fought that 249 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:46,860 fish. 250 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:48,420 For hours. 251 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:51,560 And just as the sun started 252 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,100 coming up over the horizon. 253 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:57,060 It finally got tired. 254 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,340 And I discovered it wasn't no 255 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,580 normal fish. 256 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,800 It was a shark. 257 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,160 A baby shark. 258 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,690 So I went to get my hook out of 259 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:08,960 its mouth. 260 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:10,700 And let me tell you. 261 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,690 That baby shark bit my finger 262 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:14,460 off. 263 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,000 Like the grandfather like lost 264 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,440 his finger in some like stupid 265 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,560 accident. 266 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,710 Like he was just trying to cut 267 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:23,440 something. 268 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:25,440 In his wood shop. 269 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,730 And had actually cut his finger 270 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:28,260 off. 271 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,770 And uses the baby shark as like 272 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:32,140 a scapegoat. 273 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:34,460 Then Grandma Wanderson. 274 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:36,720 Oh you hush up. 275 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,020 You big old liar. 276 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,630 You bought that shark at a 277 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:42,900 store on the coast. 278 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,060 Dang it woman. 279 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,300 I told you never to ruin my 280 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,880 stories. 281 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:55,280 But I don't know. 282 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,140 It's like. 283 00:08:58,940 --> 00:08:59,290 Somebody thought that was a 284 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:00,840 good idea. 285 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,460 I mean clearly we're talking 286 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,000 about it. 287 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:06,720 It works. 288 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:08,460 But somebody thought it was a 289 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,300 good idea. 290 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:09,820 So like. 291 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,540 What other thing. 292 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,080 If you saw it in a glass jar. 293 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,500 For sale at a curio shop of 294 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,840 some kind. 295 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,360 Would. 296 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,180 Potentially draw your attention. 297 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:26,820 As much as. 298 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,900 A baby shark. 299 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,860 Picture of Jeff Gordon. 300 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,020 In a jar. 301 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,680 From out of hot. 302 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:36,300 What? 303 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:37,160 Yeah. 304 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,620 What in a jar? 305 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,440 A picture of Jeff Gordon. 306 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,680 In a jar from out of hot. 307 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,260 You wouldn't expect to see that. 308 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,000 It's true. 309 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,260 I mean like. 310 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,400 What other crazy things though. 311 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:50,800 So like. 312 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,820 I'd get an axolotl in a jar. 313 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:55,720 Yeah. 314 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:56,860 Poor axolotl. 315 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:57,740 They're cute. 316 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:58,440 Yeah. 317 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,320 But if it's dead. 318 00:09:59,500 --> 00:09:59,760 Yeah. 319 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,890 But if it died of natural 320 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:01,440 causes. 321 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:02,480 No. 322 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:02,880 You should. 323 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,170 You should have an axolotl in a 324 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:04,740 bucket. 325 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,480 Why in a bucket. 326 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:08,600 Mine. 327 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,080 Crap. 328 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:09,840 Oh. 329 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:10,960 Yeah. 330 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:11,780 Boo. 331 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,100 You know what like. 332 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:17,020 Like. 333 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,340 What else though. 334 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:18,660 Like. 335 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,940 If you saw it in a jar. 336 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:20,780 You would be like. 337 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,200 That's worth talking about. 338 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,340 I mean. 339 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,780 A human hand or human fingers 340 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:26,780 are always good. 341 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,220 I mean. 342 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:28,840 That's creepy. 343 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:30,960 Especially like. 344 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:31,740 If you're George. 345 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:36,160 That'd be a large jar. 346 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:37,760 But it could work. 347 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:38,620 Exactly. 348 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:39,720 Yeah. 349 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,580 Or it could be a baby alligator. 350 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,440 That'd still be a pretty large 351 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,160 jar. 352 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:46,880 Like. 353 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,640 That'd be like. 354 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,880 Probably a half gallon jar. 355 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:50,640 At least. 356 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:53,120 You know. 357 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,240 All we gotta do. 358 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,460 I figured it out. 359 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:58,820 Well. 360 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,520 That's been done. 361 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,220 Not a real alien. 362 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:01,720 Probably. 363 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,760 To our knowledge. 364 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,000 Here's what we gotta do. 365 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,940 I figured out. 366 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,620 The ultimate. 367 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,080 Money making scheme. 368 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:12,160 You ready for this? 369 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:13,500 Okay. 370 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:15,670 You figure out where George 371 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:16,940 Lucas lives. 372 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,440 And. 373 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,500 And you buy like. 374 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,220 A random shack. 375 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,940 That's been abandoned. 376 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:24,720 Up the road. 377 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:24,920 Now. 378 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:25,780 He obviously lives in 379 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:26,460 California. 380 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:26,800 So. 381 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,010 You'd have to have at least 382 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:28,440 like. 383 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,480 Two million dollars. 384 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,500 To pull this off. 385 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,500 Because a random shack. 386 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,940 In Marin County. 387 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:34,900 California. 388 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,880 Is going to be really expensive. 389 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:38,660 But. 390 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,220 You buy this random shack. 391 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,240 You fix it up. 392 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,940 You turn it into a curio shop. 393 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,360 And do you know what you have. 394 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:46,380 You have. 395 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,080 Nothing but paws. 396 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,980 And hands. 397 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:50,680 In jars. 398 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:53,620 Like. 399 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:54,880 You know. 400 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,060 You have a monkey paw. 401 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,040 You have. 402 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:57,980 You have like. 403 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,240 You know. 404 00:11:59,360 --> 00:11:59,900 Of course. 405 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:00,820 All these animals. 406 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,970 Would have died from natural 407 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:02,460 causes. 408 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:03,540 But. 409 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:04,660 Like you have alligator. 410 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,300 Like stumps. 411 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:06,840 You got. 412 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,740 You got monkey stumps. 413 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:09,820 You got. 414 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,040 You got cat stumps. 415 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:12,920 Dog stumps. 416 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:14,300 Human stumps. 417 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:15,180 Like. 418 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:15,720 You know. 419 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,620 Human hands. 420 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:17,620 Everything. 421 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,950 And you rotate the stuff that 422 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:20,960 you have. 423 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:21,960 You know. 424 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,960 On a regular basis. 425 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,360 So. 426 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:25,260 So like. 427 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:25,800 Over time. 428 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,880 You get more and more exotic 429 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,380 animals. 430 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,340 Like cheetahs. 431 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:28,880 And lions. 432 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,140 You know. 433 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:29,560 Again. 434 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,780 Lions that died at the zoo. 435 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,520 Naturally. 436 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:33,180 Okay. 437 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,600 We can't get poached lions. 438 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,620 That's just terrible. 439 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,040 Poaching. 440 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,320 Large gang. 441 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:39,160 Is just terrible. 442 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:40,820 But. 443 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:42,960 And then. 444 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,020 You know. 445 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:44,880 Every so often. 446 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,320 He stumbles into your store. 447 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,040 Your store. 448 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:47,420 And you go. 449 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,200 Oh. 450 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:48,500 Hey. 451 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,300 George. 452 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,160 It's good to see you. 453 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,520 Is there anything I can help 454 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,440 you with today? 455 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:53,680 Like. 456 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,060 Of course. 457 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:54,860 You have some Star Wars 458 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,500 merchandise. 459 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,000 Because you're near Skywalker 460 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,500 Ranch. 461 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:58,400 You know. 462 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,160 You have some. 463 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,530 You have some other Hollywood 464 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,340 memorabilia. 465 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:02,420 Because you're in the area. 466 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:03,540 But. 467 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,400 It's that one shelf of random. 468 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:07,340 Embalmed stuff. 469 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,900 That keeps George Lucas coming 470 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,240 in. 471 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:11,560 Hey. 472 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,080 George. 473 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:12,820 How's it going? 474 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:13,960 What have you been up to? 475 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:14,680 Oh. 476 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,240 I've just been spending time 477 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,480 with my grandkids. 478 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,020 You know. 479 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:19,980 Working on little. 480 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,320 Independent films. 481 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,900 That no one will ever see. 482 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,360 Are you still sore about that 483 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,740 Disney deal? 484 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,060 Oh. 485 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,780 It is what it is. 486 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,500 I got four billion dollars. 487 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,600 I think I'm good. 488 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,440 Okay. 489 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,800 What do you got for me today? 490 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,180 Well. 491 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:39,780 We just got a shipment of some 492 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,860 new specimens. 493 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,480 We'd like you to take a look at. 494 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:43,720 Oh. 495 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:44,080 Really? 496 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:44,900 Yeah. 497 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,740 So we got. 498 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:49,140 We got a pig hoof here. 499 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,090 We've got an axolotl flipper or 500 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:54,300 whatever they have. 501 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,060 Webbed foot. 502 00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:58,240 We got. 503 00:13:58,980 --> 00:13:59,930 Now this one's a little bit 504 00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,700 interesting, George. 505 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,440 This one's got a story behind 506 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:03,840 it. 507 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,140 Because you know. 508 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,340 These are hard to get a hold of 509 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,580 without getting injured. 510 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,800 See that right there? 511 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,410 That is the webbed back foot of 512 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:15,900 a duck-billed platypus. 513 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,180 Now luckily this one got hit by 514 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:18,880 a car. 515 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,410 But you got to appreciate the 516 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,990 fact that that thing still has 517 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,510 the poison barb on the back of 518 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:24,940 it. 519 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:26,540 Oh really? 520 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,080 That's. 521 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,300 That's amazing. 522 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,400 I think that would be a 523 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,800 wonderful thing to add to my 524 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,660 collection. 525 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:34,140 How. 526 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,600 How much is it? 527 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,140 Well George. 528 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,310 Normally we would charge a 529 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,200 little bit more. 530 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:39,900 But for you. 531 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,240 It's 20 bucks. 532 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:43,580 And if you'd like. 533 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,980 We could take it out of the embalming 534 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:45,460 fluid. 535 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,910 And take a lighter and singe 536 00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:47,800 the end of it. 537 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,810 To make it look like it 538 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:49,400 happened. 539 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,100 By lightsaber. 540 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,220 Oh that would be lovely. 541 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,480 You see. 542 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,660 This is a genius idea. 543 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,420 I mean until George Lucas dies. 544 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,370 But by then like you've endeared 545 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,030 yourself enough to him that 546 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:05,600 like. 547 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,420 Don't worry. 548 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,250 But once the actual George 549 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,240 Lucas fans take over the Star 550 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,160 Wars section of Disney. 551 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,480 There will be a man in the shop. 552 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,900 Yeah I mean that could be. 553 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,220 Or you know it could be that. 554 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,160 You know in his will. 555 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,040 You know because you got to 556 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:22,420 figure. 557 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,930 He's got at least another like 558 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:25,820 15-20 years in him right. 559 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,060 Like he's in his. 560 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,470 Isn't he in his like late 70s 561 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,360 early 80s. 562 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,440 So he's got at least 10 years 563 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:30,780 in him. 564 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,840 So maybe before he dies. 565 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,100 He comes by the shop and he 566 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,540 says. 567 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,240 Hey. 568 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:37,740 Look. 569 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,660 I'm starting to get old. 570 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,200 I'm starting to get really sick. 571 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,540 They don't think I'm going to 572 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,800 be around much longer. 573 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,460 But you know thanks to you. 574 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,170 I have amassed a very large 575 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,520 collection of preserved hands. 576 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,550 In addition to the ones that I've 577 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,360 obtained through other means. 578 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,810 At which point you kind of look 579 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,300 a little bit skeeved out. 580 00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,540 But still. 581 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,300 And hey. 582 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,220 I'm going to leave. 583 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,340 A few million dollars in my 584 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,040 will. 585 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,140 For you guys. 586 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,040 Because you helped me with this 587 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:10,520 collection. 588 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,440 And I want you to start. 589 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,110 The George Lucas Severed Limb 590 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:16,120 Museum. 591 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,440 An endowment fund. 592 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:21,760 It'll be there to display my 593 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,580 collection of severed limbs. 594 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,460 And to educate people. 595 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,010 About why severed limbs are so 596 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,200 important to the world. 597 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,190 You can have like exhibits 598 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,520 about historical figures. 599 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,450 Who had parts of their body cut 600 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:38,600 off in battle. 601 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,750 And yet went on to live amazing 602 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,480 lives. 603 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,120 And we go. 604 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,120 You know George. 605 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:45,560 That's. 606 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:46,680 That. 607 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,140 That's extremely nice. 608 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:49,740 We. 609 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,900 We would be honored. 610 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,320 To. 611 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,320 To head up this. 612 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,340 This facility for you. 613 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:56,700 But I. 614 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:57,140 We. 615 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,180 We have one request. 616 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:58,920 Anything. 617 00:16:59,200 --> 00:16:59,500 Anything. 618 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,140 Do you think we could get a maquette. 619 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,460 Of Jar Jar Binks head. 620 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:06,380 And. 621 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:06,640 And. 622 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,520 Put it into. 623 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,140 Some formaldehyde. 624 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:11,700 You know. 625 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,080 Just for. 626 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,220 Just for our own. 627 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,580 You know the fans want this 628 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:16,600 George. 629 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,720 They've been wanting this for 630 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,120 years. 631 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,620 I'll see what I can do. 632 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,360 Two days later. 633 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:28,440 The studio is unmarked package. 634 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,660 Unmarked package. 635 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:32,420 Like. 636 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,080 No return address. 637 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,920 Just shows up. 638 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,040 And it's a perfect square. 639 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:39,740 It's about. 640 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,140 Two foot by two foot by two 641 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:42,840 foot. 642 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,060 You cut it open. 643 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,950 And you're able to buy the flappy 644 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:49,460 ears. 645 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,520 Or whatever they are. 646 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,740 Lift up the Jar Jar head. 647 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,800 Aw George. 648 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,240 You came through for us. 649 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,720 We love you. 650 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440 And there you go. 651 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:05,460 And there you go. 652 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:05,840 That's. 653 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,640 That's how you make money. 654 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,760 That's how we can. 655 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,720 We can make money. 656 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,160 By selling severed limbs. 657 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,580 And Harry Potter fans too. 658 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,660 You know they're obsessed with 659 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:18,340 hands. 660 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,160 Because like Harry had a thing. 661 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,700 Like with a couple different. 662 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,040 In the books at least. 663 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:24,790 Or a couple different 664 00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:25,360 situations. 665 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,260 With hands. 666 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,260 And us. 667 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,000 And rings. 668 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,080 Yeah. 669 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,660 You see. 670 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,140 Like. 671 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:35,400 You know. 672 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,880 If they weren't already married. 673 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:37,480 Or whatever. 674 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,620 Maybe George Lucas. 675 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,600 And JK Rowling. 676 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,880 Would be perfect for each other. 677 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,320 I mean. 678 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,100 They're both like. 679 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,000 Insanely rich. 680 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,360 They both. 681 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,480 At one time or another. 682 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,080 Had control over like. 683 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,960 Huge franchises. 684 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:52,860 Worth millions. 685 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:53,600 If not billions. 686 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,260 Of dollars. 687 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,200 They both have artistic vision. 688 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,120 That may or may not. 689 00:18:59,200 --> 00:18:59,880 Have been compromised. 690 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,700 Over time. 691 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,100 They both have made. 692 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:07,300 Unpopular. 693 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:08,980 Statements or decisions. 694 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:09,760 At some time. 695 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,360 Or another. 696 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,280 You see. 697 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,440 It. 698 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,640 All you got to do. 699 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,180 Is like. 700 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,460 Have creepier creatures. 701 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:19,760 Like. 702 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,600 That have hands. 703 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,840 I don't know what creatures. 704 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,680 Would be creepy. 705 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,100 But you know. 706 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,740 To fit the Harry Potter vibe. 707 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:28,680 Like. 708 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,460 You'd have to like. 709 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:30,520 Go to like. 710 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:31,400 You know. 711 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,140 Colleges. 712 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,540 That receive dead bodies. 713 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,800 For research purposes. 714 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,080 And like. 715 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:36,500 You have like. 716 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,740 This severed. 717 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:37,960 Like. 718 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:38,720 Gnarled. 719 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:39,940 Arthritic hand. 720 00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:40,420 With like. 721 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:40,880 Nails. 722 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:41,400 That are like. 723 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,840 Two inches long. 724 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,560 That would get some money. 725 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,180 Oh. 726 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:48,800 Oh. 727 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,560 Like a vulture. 728 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,600 Or Ravenclaw. 729 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:52,300 Ravenclaw. 730 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,060 Oh. 731 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:53,680 Oh. 732 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,800 That was unintentional. 733 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,600 On my part. 734 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,680 But it works. 735 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,720 You know. 736 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,380 This could be the ultimate. 737 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:03,400 This could be the ultimate. 738 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,620 For Harry Potter. 739 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,040 And. 740 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,340 You know. 741 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,420 Star Wars fans. 742 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,960 I think this is a great idea. 743 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,960 Do you have anything to add sir? 744 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,600 Besides cheese quesadilla. 745 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,800 Are we going to have anything 746 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,600 up with any of these? 747 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600 No. 748 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,000 Are we going to have any of 749 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,600 these? 750 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600 But... 751 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,680 Yeah, Count Dooku gets his head 752 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,600 shot down. 753 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600 Yeah, but... 754 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,000 He cuts off his own head in the 755 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,600 frame sequence. 756 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,300 I've thought of it. This is 757 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,600 brilliant. 758 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:45,360 We get replicas only of C-3PO's 759 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,600 arms. 760 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,800 And we... Let me finish. We 761 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,130 mount them on the wall with a 762 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,600 plaque that reads, 763 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,450 "He was so happy that he 764 00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:57,600 finally won." 765 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,500 You know, we could do a replica 766 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,600 of, like, the creepy... 767 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,610 We could do a couple of replicas. 768 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,280 Like, we could do one of, like, 769 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,020 the creepy, like, Skeletor hand 770 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,600 of Anakin 771 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,600 before they had good technology. 772 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,140 We could have a replica of, 773 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,250 like, Lieutenant Commander Data's 774 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:14,600 hand, 775 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,190 which always can, like, be 776 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,790 twisted off and removed from 777 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:18,600 Star Trek. 778 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,280 We could have a replica of Luke's 779 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,970 hand from, like, after he takes 780 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,460 the blaster bolt to the back of 781 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:23,600 it. 782 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,610 And you could see all the 783 00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:25,600 mechanics inside. 784 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,910 So, yeah, we could have some 785 00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:29,600 fun with it. 786 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,610 Count Dooku's hands, because 787 00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:36,600 both get sliced off. 788 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,130 And what we'll do is, they won't 789 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,550 be severed, per se, but we do a 790 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,600 mock-up. 791 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,910 That's like a little bit of an 792 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:47,520 exhibit of Emperor Palpatine's 793 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,120 hands, like, in the lightning 794 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,600 zap position. 795 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,700 "You shall pay for your lack of 796 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,600 vision." 797 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,300 And then you just, like, have 798 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,210 it making, like, sparking sound 799 00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,870 effects and stuff when people 800 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:00,600 walk by. 801 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,600 And then, like, it's brilliant. 802 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,600 It's brilliant. 803 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,600 Absolutely brilliant. 804 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,180 And then all this becomes a 805 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,120 museum when George Lucas dies, 806 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,050 because he's gonna, you know, 807 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,600 want that in his will. 808 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,670 And we put him an exhibit in 809 00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:16,420 California, where, like, it's 810 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,890 expensive to live, but people 811 00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:20,600 pay a lot of money. 812 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,370 And the coup de grace, the 813 00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:26,390 icing on top, is that George 814 00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:29,670 Lucas, in his final endowment 815 00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:32,940 to the Severed Limbs Museum and 816 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,600 Collection, 817 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,370 will donate his own severed 818 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,600 hands when he dies. 819 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,500 It doesn't get much better than 820 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,600 that. 821 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,560 Well, I mean, like, he says the 822 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,660 severed hands, the severed body, 823 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,600 but... 824 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,810 No, no, no, we have to be, we 825 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:53,600 have to be honorable. 826 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400 If he's, if he's paying for 827 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,600 this, we gotta be honorable. 828 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,600 Yeah. 829 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,970 The hands that wrought Star 830 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,600 Wars. 831 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,600 I think this is a workable plan. 832 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600 Uh... 833 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,980 I'm just saying it's a workable 834 00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,600 plan for someone. 835 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:13,470 Unless, of course, somebody who's 836 00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:15,890 listening right now is getting 837 00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:18,120 a good amount of value for the 838 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,770 show and wants to donate us the 839 00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:21,990 $2 million we need to get 840 00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:22,600 started. 841 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:29,600 If you want to do that, it's ko-fi.com/non-topical. 842 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,300 And we'll accept whatever value 843 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,600 you get from the show. 844 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,730 If you get value in, like, the 845 00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,480 form of a dollar, $5, $10, we'd 846 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,600 be very grateful for that. 847 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,080 If you want to give us a 848 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,520 hypothetical $1,000 or a 849 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,900 hypothetical $2 million that we 850 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,080 need to get this store opened, 851 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,600 then please do so. 852 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,390 If you think this idea is also 853 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,260 crazy enough to work, please 854 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,680 let us know by emailing 855 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,200 feedback@nontopical.com so that 856 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,870 we can hear your opinion about 857 00:24:01,870 --> 00:24:04,300 the severed limb curio shop 858 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,950 that later becomes the George 859 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:09,490 Lucas Memorial Severed Limb 860 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,600 Museum. 861 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,360 So, yeah, definitely let us 862 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,870 know. We'd be happy to hear 863 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,600 what your opinions are. 864 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:17,980 Alright, everybody, thanks for 865 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:19,710 listening. We'll catch you next 866 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:20,600 time. Bye! 867 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600 Bye!