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By the way, congratulations sir,

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we officially released Nontopical

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to the World today.

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Yay!

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And yet it was celebrating a

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Minecraft movie.

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I mean wait, wait, not

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celebrating.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So...

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Criticizing.

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Criticizing.

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You know, lovingly criticizing

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it by tearing it to pieces and

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throwing every piece into a

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fire.

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As they burned, it hurt because

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I was so happy for them.

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Oh wait, no I wasn't.

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That's a different song.

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Alright, anyway.

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May the 4th be with you.

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And with your spirit?

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Yeah.

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Okay, so today is...

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With your Father, with your Son,

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and your Holy Spirit.

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Today is the day that everybody

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celebrates the cultural

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phenomena that was Star Wars.

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Was being the key word.

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Why do I say was?

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I say was because Star Wars is...

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Star Wars is nothing but just

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an intellectual property to

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make money now.

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Now don't get me wrong, there

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are a couple of other good

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things that have happened with

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Star Wars.

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You know, Rogue One was good.

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And/or the first season was

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good.

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I've heard some mixed things

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about the second season.

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We haven't seen the second one.

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Mandalorian.

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That's about it.

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I mean, like everything else

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that has happened since the

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great...

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Acquisition.

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Yeah.

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The great Disney acquisition of

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2000 whatever year it was.

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The Tatooine purchase.

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That's a good one.

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The Tatooine purchase.

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In which George Lucas was given

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four billion dollars for all of

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his IP.

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And he thought he was getting a

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good deal.

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How foolish he was.

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We decided that today we'll do

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some discussion about Star Wars.

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This year...

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This year I think we'll focus

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on the sequels and not...

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Not so much like a review of

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the sequels.

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If you haven't seen any of the

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Star Wars sequels...

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Be happy.

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You are lucky.

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We'll summarize it this way.

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First one was okay.

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Second one complete trash.

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First one was like a copy of

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the original...

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That was so far.

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We're trying to do a high level

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summary.

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First one was okay.

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Just like the first Jurassic

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They were decent movies.

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or reboots of the previous

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stupid.

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stupid because they wanted to

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revert everything that happened

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in movie number two.

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sucked.

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one suck even more.

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hate about the sequels.

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Like so many other people have

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before us.

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I mean we're still gonna do

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different way.

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We're gonna talk about...

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How these things could have

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worked betterer.

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Hopefully.

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Hopefully.

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If we can remember them.

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Considering how bad they are.

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We've had some conversations

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about this stuff.

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I think first off like...

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We need to start with episode...

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Seven.

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Seven.

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Yes.

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I don't have an issue with

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things being on a desert planet

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if they need to be.

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sequels or any of Star Wars in

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Part 2.

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This will make no sense to you.

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Despite it being Star Wars.

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We have Rey who is like this...

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We have Poe.

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We start with Poe.

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We start with Poe.

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Do we start with Poe or Finn?

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Finn?

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the old guy's house.

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So the panda.

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Right?

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Nah...

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Actually that...

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That could work!

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How...

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How could we add Jack Black to

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something else to inshittify it?

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Oh wait...

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No wait...

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That happened in a season of

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Mandalorian didn't it?

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Wasn't he in a season of Mandalorian?

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He was like some rich guy.

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In one episode he was.

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Oh no it's already happening!

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No!

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It's already happened!

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Yeah he was some rich fat guy

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just like he is in Rini White.

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That's harsh.

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That's harsh.

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First Order has established and

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taken the place of the Empire.

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the Empire.

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with different armor that still

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Yeah I think you know it would

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have been a better story if

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they had shown like the

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resistance slash rebellion

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fighting against something

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before it became critical.

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Like somebody's speaking up in

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the...

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Yeah yeah...

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Yeah the New Republic.

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Like somebody's speaking up in

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the New Republic and going hey...

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There are these shady militia

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groups that seem to be like...

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You know all those rich people

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that sponsor our campaigns?

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Mmhmm.

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You know the ones that sell

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weapons?

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Mmhmm.

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They're still making a shit ton

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of money somehow.

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Mmhmm.

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But the war's over.

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How are they making money?

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See I wonder...

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And we're seeing records that

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Stuff that looks like it

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belonged to the Empire...

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militia groups.

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Now don't we have contracts

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with these people for our own

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protection?

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Shouldn't we...

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Shouldn't we be you know

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monitoring their activities and

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making sure that they're not

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selling weapons of mass

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destruction to potential

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enemies of the Empire?

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We have other things to worry

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Like starvation on this planet...

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So we're just thrown into the

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middle of this.

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Yeah...

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And First Order is all powerful

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Empire now and stuff...

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Even though they're not the

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Empire...

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They're just a group.

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Anyway...

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So...

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That's our idea on how to fix

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part of it is...

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There needs to be a lead up.

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Alright?

309
00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,140
We're just kind of thrown into

310
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the middle of it.

311
00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,070
Which I know in the original we

312
00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:56,960
were too.

313
00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,960
We don't need too much politicking.

314
00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,960
But...

315
00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,780
It is such a clear echo of the

316
00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,960
original where it's like...

317
00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,960
Hey...

318
00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,960
Uh...

319
00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,960
We know that you received Widget.

320
00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:08,960
Give us Widget.

321
00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:09,960
No...

322
00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:10,960
Hides Widget and Droid.

323
00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:11,960
Hides Widget and Droid.

324
00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:12,960
Hides Widget and Droid.

325
00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,960
Like...

326
00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,960
Funny.

327
00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:15,960
Come on!

328
00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:16,960
Like...

329
00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,960
Ugh...

330
00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:18,960
Alright...

331
00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:19,960
So anyway...

332
00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:20,960
You have...

333
00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,090
Poe who is the guy who received

334
00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:22,960
the Widget...

335
00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,960
He's...

336
00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:24,960
He's...

337
00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,960
X-Wing Pilot guy.

338
00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:26,960
Yeah...

339
00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,960
He's badass Pilot guy.

340
00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,960
Dumb Pilot guy.

341
00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,930
He's Pilot guy that is supposed

342
00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,960
to be like Han Solo but isn't.

343
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,960
He's nowhere near as good.

344
00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:35,960
Aww...

345
00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:36,960
Anyway...

346
00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:37,960
So I think we keep him...

347
00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:38,960
Nora's handsome.

348
00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,960
He he he.

349
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,450
And obviously he gets the Widget

350
00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:41,960
anyway.

351
00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960
Yeah.

352
00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,740
And then you have a character

353
00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:46,960
who later becomes known as Finn.

354
00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,960
And Finn is...

355
00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,960
FN2187 or whatever.

356
00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960
Holy cow.

357
00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,960
You remembered his cult sign.

358
00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,960
Ha ha ha ha.

359
00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,650
You're applauding but sir you

360
00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:57,960
should be ashamed.

361
00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,960
I know.

362
00:07:58,960 --> 00:07:59,960
It's just funny.

363
00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:00,960
So anyway...

364
00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,960
But I remembered that.

365
00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,960
So...

366
00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,960
Finn is like...

367
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,650
Actually the origin story for

368
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:04,960
Finn...

369
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:05,960
It is so...

370
00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:06,680
You don't need to do anything

371
00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:06,960
with it.

372
00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,960
I think that's fine.

373
00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:08,960
Yeah...

374
00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,960
His...

375
00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:10,480
His group massacred a bunch of

376
00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:10,960
people and...

377
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:11,810
And he couldn't pull the

378
00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:12,910
trigger because he didn't want

379
00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:13,960
to kill innocent people.

380
00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,960
Yeah...

381
00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:15,960
His programming got overridden.

382
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,460
Like his mental brainwashing

383
00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,960
got overridden by...

384
00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:19,960
I mean they don't really...

385
00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,960
Actual empathy.

386
00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,160
They don't really get brainwashed

387
00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:23,960
but sure.

388
00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,960
I...

389
00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,960
It's kind of implied.

390
00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,290
I mean they're raised from

391
00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:27,960
children.

392
00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,960
They're raised from babies.

393
00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,960
They don't know any better.

394
00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,960
Yes.

395
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,960
They're raised from children.

396
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,090
Meaning children who guaranteed

397
00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:37,060
weren't forcibly removed from

398
00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,960
the arms of their parents.

399
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,960
Well they were.

400
00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:40,960
But that's besides the point.

401
00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:41,960
Yeah.

402
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:42,960
So...

403
00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:43,960
Uh...

404
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,960
Yeah so Finn...

405
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,780
Which of course gets under

406
00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:46,960
emphasized that you know the...

407
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,870
Both the empires and the Jedi

408
00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:50,960
engage in child kidnapping.

409
00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,960
Yeah.

410
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:52,960
Okay.

411
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:53,960
Uh...

412
00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,960
And also his friend died and...

413
00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,030
And got a blood hand mark on

414
00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:57,960
his face.

415
00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:58,960
Okay.

416
00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,960
Yes.

417
00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:00,960
So...

418
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:01,530
Actually no that might have

419
00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:01,960
been a civilian.

420
00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,960
Yeah.

421
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,960
So we're gonna...

422
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,470
We only have like 45 minutes to

423
00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:04,960
an hour to deal with this.

424
00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:05,960
Yeah.

425
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,560
So we gotta figure out how to

426
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:06,960
speed this up.

427
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,960
So...

428
00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:08,960
Meanwhile...

429
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,960
Alright.

430
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,960
Uh...

431
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,960
So Poe gets...

432
00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,960
Um...

433
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:12,960
And then...

434
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960
Don't they...

435
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960
Don't they...

436
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:14,960
Poe...

437
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:14,960
Oh yeah.

438
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,060
Poe gets captured and then Finn

439
00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:17,960
saves him.

440
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,960
Yes.

441
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,570
Poe gets captured, Finn saves

442
00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,190
him, and then they crash on Not

443
00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:22,960
Tatooine.

444
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,960
They escape in...

445
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,960
Not Tatooine.

446
00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:25,960
Jakku.

447
00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,960
It's called Jakku.

448
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:26,960
Jakku.

449
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,420
That's their planet number

450
00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:28,960
three.

451
00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:29,960
Where we meet...

452
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:30,960
Number two actually.

453
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:31,960
We're not at number three yet.

454
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:32,960
Yes.

455
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960
Where we meet Rey.

456
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,430
Actually we are because Mandalorian,

457
00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:35,960
but still.

458
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,290
Well no, we're not counting

459
00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:37,960
that okay?

460
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,960
That didn't happen yet.

461
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:40,960
So anyway.

462
00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:41,960
So...

463
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:42,960
We meet Rey.

464
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,960
Who...

465
00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,650
Has the potential to be a good

466
00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:46,960
female character.

467
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,960
Yeah.

468
00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:48,960
She's a scrapper.

469
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,960
She's a scrapper.

470
00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,260
She's a scrappy little young

471
00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:52,510
woman who's surviving on her

472
00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:53,960
own and her parents abandoned

473
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,960
her for reasons we know not why.

474
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,960
Until later.

475
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,960
Until later.

476
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,780
But we really don't even need

477
00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,610
that backstory necessarily

478
00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:03,500
because it really didn't play

479
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,230
all that much of a role in the

480
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:05,960
movie.

481
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:05,960
Yeah.

482
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,960
It really didn't matter.

483
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,640
Like, I think we could throw

484
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,960
away that subplot.

485
00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:10,960
Yeah.

486
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,270
Rey doesn't need to be anybody

487
00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:12,960
important.

488
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,960
She's an orphan.

489
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,480
And she doesn't need to be like

490
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,960
super powered.

491
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,960
Yeah.

492
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,960
Like, it's okay if...

493
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,960
You know, I'll buy her having

494
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,070
the ability to know about ships

495
00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:24,960
and stuff.

496
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,960
Yeah.

497
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,960
Guess what.

498
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,580
Because she tears them apart

499
00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:27,960
all the time.

500
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,960
Yeah.

501
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,170
Like, she's been scrapping in

502
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,380
and out of an Imperial, like,

503
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:31,960
starship.

504
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,960
And she lives in an AT-AT.

505
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960
Yeah.

506
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960
So...

507
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960
I buy that.

508
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,960
Anyway...

509
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:38,960
Um...

510
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,960
So...

511
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:40,960
Poe and Finn crash.

512
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:41,960
Finn escapes.

513
00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,960
He thinks Poe didn't.

514
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:44,960
Um...

515
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,960
And he steals Poe's jacket.

516
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,960
And he's a villain droid.

517
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,960
Yeah.

518
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,960
BB-8.

519
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:50,960
BB-8.

520
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,960
Yeah.

521
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960
The droid begrudgingly goes.

522
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:53,960
He meets up with Rey.

523
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,960
Uh...

524
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,730
He acts like he's gonna help

525
00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:55,960
her.

526
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,960
And then she tries to kill him.

527
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,960
And then the Empire...

528
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,320
Or the First Order tries to

529
00:10:59,320 --> 00:10:59,960
kill them.

530
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,960
And...

531
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,960
Hey!

532
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,960
Look what's there!

533
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,680
It just happens to the Millennium

534
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:03,960
Falcon!

535
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,960
It's a piece of junk!

536
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:05,960
The Millennium Falcon!

537
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,960
It's the Millennium Falcon!

538
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,960
I mean a piece of junk!

539
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,960
Yeah.

540
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,960
I mean the Millennium...

541
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,960
Alright.

542
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,960
Fine.

543
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:12,420
We'll keep the Millennium

544
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:12,960
Falcon because...

545
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,960
It's the Millennium Falcon.

546
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,880
I'm so glad to come back later

547
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,960
for reasons.

548
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,960
And then...

549
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,960
And then...

550
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,960
You know...

551
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,960
You know...

552
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,960
Die at the end.

553
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:22,960
But that's besides...

554
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,960
Oh!

555
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:24,960
And then we have...

556
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960
We forgot to mention the...

557
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:26,960
The baddie.

558
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,960
Kylo Ren!

559
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,730
The mentally imbalanced Kylo

560
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:28,960
Ren!

561
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:29,960
Moody teenager!

562
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,960
I mean Kylo Ren!

563
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,960
You know what?

564
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,510
I don't think we have to do

565
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:32,960
much with him.

566
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,810
I think like there are a couple

567
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:34,960
of scenes we could have like...

568
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,140
Removed to tone back him and

569
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,100
make him more menacing than

570
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:39,960
stupid.

571
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,960
Yeah.

572
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,960
Um...

573
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,960
But honestly...

574
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,730
Like him smashing his helmet

575
00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:45,960
around instead.

576
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,960
Yeah.

577
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,960
Like him like...

578
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:48,960
Throwing tantrums.

579
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,960
Throwing tantrums.

580
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,960
And destroying...

581
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,370
Destroying entire control

582
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:52,960
panels.

583
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,960
Yeah.

584
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,960
That...

585
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,960
Okay.

586
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:56,960
We could get rid of that.

587
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,960
Okay.

588
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,960
So we get rid of that stuff.

589
00:11:58,960 --> 00:11:59,480
But he's trying to track all

590
00:11:59,480 --> 00:11:59,960
these people down.

591
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,960
And he sent people to Jakku.

592
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,960
And they escaped.

593
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960
And then...

594
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,960
They meet up with Han Solo!

595
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960
Wow!

596
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,960
Wow!

597
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960
He's running like a...

598
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,110
A freighter with one of the

599
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:13,960
aliens...

600
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,960
Yeah.

601
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960
Okay.

602
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,960
You know what?

603
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,750
The Han Solo stuff can stay as

604
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:17,960
is.

605
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,680
There's nothing we need to do

606
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:18,960
there.

607
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,960
Yeah.

608
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,870
And then he's in debt to a

609
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:21,960
bunch of sketchy people.

610
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,960
Yes.

611
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960
That try to come and kill him.

612
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960
I mean...

613
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,960
He's a smuggler.

614
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,960
Yeah.

615
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:28,960
I mean...

616
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,960
That...

617
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,960
Okay.

618
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,960
So anyways...

619
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,960
So let's move forward.

620
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,960
Okay?

621
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,960
We move forward in time.

622
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,960
We gotta go fast.

623
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960
This is like...

624
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,960
Gotta go fast.

625
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,960
Gotta go fast.

626
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:38,960
Uh...

627
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,960
We end up in not Star Wars Cantina.

628
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:41,960
Uh...

629
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:42,960
On...

630
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,960
Who knows what planet?

631
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,960
I don't know what planet it is.

632
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960
But it's Maz's Cantina.

633
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,960
Oh yeah.

634
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:48,960
I think Maz is fine.

635
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,040
I thought that was the second

636
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:51,960
episode.

637
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,960
No.

638
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,960
No.

639
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,570
Maz's Cantina is at the end of

640
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:54,960
the first one.

641
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960
Oh.

642
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,960
So I think it's fine.

643
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,960
Alright.

644
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,960
Maz's Cantina is fine.

645
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,170
Because that's where Rey finds

646
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:00,960
the lightsaber.

647
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960
And we all love Maz.

648
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,960
Maz is cool.

649
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,960
Yeah.

650
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,960
Maz is cool.

651
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,360
I think that they should have

652
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:06,960
more of her.

653
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,160
Instead of having just one

654
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,470
throwaway line in the second

655
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:09,960
movie.

656
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,960
And nothing...

657
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,960
Oh wait no.

658
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,400
She got to give Chewie his

659
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,960
medal in the third movie.

660
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,960
Yeah.

661
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Oh.

662
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:17,960
Wow.

663
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,960
No.

664
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,360
But she was supposed to be like

665
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:20,960
the Yoda.

666
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,960
And then she was gone.

667
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,960
And then she was gone.

668
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960
And then she was gone.

669
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,350
So like I think Maz leads Rey

670
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,960
to lightsaber.

671
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,370
She doesn't have like any

672
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,960
family connection to it.

673
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,330
But she discovers she's force

674
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:33,960
sensitive.

675
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,900
And the force is trying to lead

676
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,960
her to find Luke Skywalker.

677
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960
Okay.

678
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,960
Luke Skywalker.

679
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,960
Um.

680
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,010
Meanwhile Finn is conflicted

681
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,010
about the fact that he's been

682
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,960
lying about being part of the...

683
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,960
Yeah.

684
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,960
I think that part's fine.

685
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,960
Yeah.

686
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,000
Like where he's thinking about

687
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,960
abandoning and whatnot.

688
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,600
I think the love subplot or the

689
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,070
interest between the two of

690
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:55,960
them...

691
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,960
Either commit or don't.

692
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,960
Yeah.

693
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,960
Get rid of it.

694
00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,960
We don't need it.

695
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,920
Finn shows no interest in her

696
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,960
romantically whatsoever.

697
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,960
Uh.

698
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,690
We'll touch on that when we get

699
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:05,960
later in the series.

700
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:06,960
We got some ideas there.

701
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960
Uh.

702
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,690
So I don't really remember what

703
00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:11,500
happened with how the rebellion

704
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,960
founds our trail base.

705
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,960
Rey gets captured.

706
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,960
Um.

707
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,940
Learns to use force in

708
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,960
captivity.

709
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,960
Mind control.

710
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,960
Mind control.

711
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,960
Mind control and whatnot.

712
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:23,960
I don't know if that...

713
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,170
You don't need to drink that

714
00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:25,960
cup of coffee.

715
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960
Yeah.

716
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,960
I don't think...

717
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,840
I think her being able to

718
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,960
resist Kylo Ren...

719
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960
Fine.

720
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,200
Because that can be attributed

721
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:34,960
to like...

722
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:35,960
Just sheer willpower.

723
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,960
Yeah.

724
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,040
I mean clearly we've discovered

725
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:38,960
she's force sensitive.

726
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,960
But like...

727
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960
Her being able to like...

728
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,960
Um.

729
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960
You know...

730
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,290
Do the Jedi mind trick on the

731
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,960
stormtroopers.

732
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:48,960
Not stormtroopers.

733
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,960
Whatever the hell they are.

734
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960
They are stormtroopers.

735
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:51,960
Okay.

736
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,960
They're so called stormtroopers.

737
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,960
I think that...

738
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960
That...

739
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,960
You know like...

740
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,230
Just have some other way that

741
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:57,960
she escapes.

742
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960
Like make it so that like...

743
00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,940
She yanks hard enough on the

744
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,930
restraints that they short

745
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:01,960
circuit or something.

746
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,040
And then just have her like

747
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:03,960
knock the person out.

748
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,850
Or just have the stormtroopers

749
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,960
be dumb and have her trick them.

750
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,960
Yeah.

751
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:09,960
That's fine too.

752
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,960
Like...

753
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Hey.

754
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,960
You know Kylo...

755
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,960
You know...

756
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:14,960
Ren...

757
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,070
Ren told me that he was coming

758
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:16,960
back and like...

759
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,380
Like I'm really starting to get

760
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:18,960
thirsty.

761
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,960
What the heck?

762
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,960
I don't know.

763
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,120
But like have it be something a

764
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,290
little bit clever rather than

765
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:23,960
just...

766
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,960
I suddenly can use the force.

767
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:26,960
Yeah.

768
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,960
Alright.

769
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960
The force.

770
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,960
Um.

771
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,960
Uh...

772
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,960
They...

773
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,200
They go to shield generator

774
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:33,960
thing while...

775
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,960
Yeah.

776
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,960
Space battle happens on...

777
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,960
Not death stage.

778
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,960
Not death star.

779
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,960
Yes.

780
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960
Uh...

781
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960
And...

782
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,710
Should we talk about not death

783
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:41,960
star.

784
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,960
Yeah.

785
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,960
Not...

786
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,960
A.K.A.

787
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,960
Star Killer Base.

788
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,410
Because it's a giant planet

789
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:46,960
instead of an actual...

790
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:47,960
So...

791
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,960
Fine.

792
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,350
And also it feeds off the power

793
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:50,960
of stars.

794
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,960
Don't forget that.

795
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:52,960
Yes.

796
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:53,960
Giant...

797
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,650
Star Killer Base takes out New

798
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:54,960
Republic.

799
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,960
Fine.

800
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960
Fine.

801
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,860
It takes out all the Richie

802
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:58,960
planets and all the...

803
00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,960
Yeah.

804
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,960
Fine.

805
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960
Fine.

806
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960
Yeah.

807
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,960
We keep that.

808
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,500
Because we like seeing the bourgeoisie

809
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:05,960
get killed.

810
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,960
Yes.

811
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960
Okay.

812
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,960
So we got that.

813
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,220
Take care of the really high

814
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:10,960
crit damage.

815
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960
Finn...

816
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,960
We'll keep the Finn...

817
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,960
Discoverers that Poe is alive...

818
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,960
Because...

819
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,960
When they get rescued...

820
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960
Or when he helps to rescue...

821
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960
Whatever.

822
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,960
Stuff.

823
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,960
That...

824
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,480
The reunion when the New

825
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:23,960
Republic...

826
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,960
Or not New Republic...

827
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,130
When the Resistance people get

828
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:26,960
together...

829
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,960
The reunion...

830
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,960
That's fine.

831
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,960
Yeah.

832
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,230
The reunion between Leia and

833
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:31,960
Han...

834
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:32,960
Briefly.

835
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,960
Fine.

836
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,960
Yeah.

837
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960
You know, just like...

838
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,390
Oh, it sucks what happened to

839
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:37,960
our son.

840
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,960
Oh yeah, by the way...

841
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,960
Kylo Ren is Ben Kenobi...

842
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960
A.K.A.

843
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,960
The son of...

844
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,960
Ben Solo.

845
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,960
Sorry.

846
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,960
Ben Solo.

847
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,960
How could you?

848
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960
The son of Han and Leia.

849
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960
Look...

850
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,960
How could you compare...

851
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:50,960
Ben Kenobi.

852
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,960
We gotta go fast.

853
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960
We gotta go fast.

854
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Okay.

855
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,960
So...

856
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,960
They go to...

857
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,960
Keep all that shit.

858
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,960
Yeah.

859
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,960
Um...

860
00:16:58,960 --> 00:16:59,960
They go back to fight...

861
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,960
Um...

862
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,730
Get rid of garbage compactor

863
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,960
line and...

864
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,960
Yeah.

865
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960
Like...

866
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,530
You can have Phasmus still

867
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:06,960
kinda be there.

868
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:07,960
Phasmus like...

869
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,960
Queen Stormtrooper.

870
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,270
I feel like Phasmus should've

871
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,470
either had more part or not

872
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:11,960
exist.

873
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,240
Yeah, she should've had more

874
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:13,960
part...

875
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,960
Or not exist.

876
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,960
Pick one.

877
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,560
I think she should have more

878
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:17,960
part.

879
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,960
Yeah.

880
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,910
She should be like constantly

881
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:20,960
like trying to track...

882
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,960
Like...

883
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,180
She has a personal vendetta

884
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:23,960
against Finn.

885
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
Yeah.

886
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,010
And so throughout the series

887
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,160
going forward, instead of her

888
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,050
just being like a one-off

889
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:28,960
character...

890
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,160
Like she should be like looking

891
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:31,960
for him.

892
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,310
She should be the secondary

893
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:33,960
antagonist.

894
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,960
Right.

895
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,840
Like she's like thwarting him

896
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,960
at every turn.

897
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,540
She like implants a tracker on

898
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:39,960
him.

899
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960
Yeah.

900
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960
You know, something like that.

901
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,960
It's a track...

902
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,960
Which...

903
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,960
Which...

904
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,960
You know, actually...

905
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,230
That could feed into the second

906
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:48,960
movie.

907
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,960
Yeah!

908
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,960
How do they find the resistance?

909
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,960
There we go!

910
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,560
We still have to talk about

911
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:52,960
what...

912
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,050
Do we change the shield

913
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,270
sequence where they blow

914
00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,540
everything up and Han gets

915
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,960
absolutely destroyed?

916
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:58,960
Yeah, that's fine.

917
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960
So...

918
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960
There's shield bunker.

919
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,880
We can't attack it until the

920
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,960
shield bunker is destroyed.

921
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
They blow it up.

922
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,960
They go to shield bunker.

923
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,960
They place explosives.

924
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,960
Solo has encounter with his son.

925
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,640
His son says, you know, "Help

926
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:10,960
me."

927
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,820
And he says, you know, "Basically

928
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:13,960
anything, son."

929
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,670
And then he gets stabbed to

930
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:14,960
death.

931
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
And Rey and Finn witness it.

932
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,710
And everybody screams and then

933
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:19,960
the things blow up.

934
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960
Alright, fine.

935
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Yeah, and then they win.

936
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,360
They destroy Starkeller Base or

937
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:23,960
whatever.

938
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,960
We keep that.

939
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,960
We keep that.

940
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,140
I think we keep the battle that

941
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,960
happens in the woods.

942
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,960
Yeah.

943
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,890
Even though Rey has no clue how

944
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:32,960
to use a lightsaber, really.

945
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,530
Yeah, it was funny when Finn

946
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,960
tried to use it though.

947
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,960
Yeah, that was fun.

948
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,400
But yeah, we keep all that

949
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:39,960
stuff.

950
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,960
And Finn ends up in a coma.

951
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,960
Fine.

952
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,960
We'll keep that.

953
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,830
And they meet up with C-3PO and

954
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,960
R2 and they discover the map.

955
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,410
And she goes to meet Luke

956
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,960
Skywalker and...

957
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,960
The end.

958
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,320
Because it doesn't really do

959
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,960
anything yet until Episode 2.

960
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:00,960
Episode 2.

961
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Or Episode 7?

962
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,960
Episode 8.

963
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,960
Episode 8.

964
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,960
Episode 8.

965
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,960
Episode 8.

966
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,960
Okay.

967
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,210
So Kylo Ren temporarily

968
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:08,960
defeated.

969
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Starkiller Base blowed up.

970
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,920
How they still have resources

971
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,960
at this point, I'm not sure.

972
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,980
Now, what do we do with the

973
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:17,960
next one?

974
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,960
Oh boy.

975
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,550
So it's starting in space

976
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,960
normally, right?

977
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,560
So it started in space and they're

978
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,980
in this space battle because of

979
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,960
course space battle.

980
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,250
You know, and we got to take

981
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,680
out these bombers and we got to

982
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,960
take out these...

983
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,730
You know, you could have it

984
00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:36,680
actually start with the First

985
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,960
Order with them saying, "Here,

986
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,610
look at this new ship that we

987
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:41,960
got from our investors."

988
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,960
No, no, no, no.

989
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,960
And then...

990
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,960
I think we scrapped them.

991
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,960
Oh.

992
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,960
We keep Snoke.

993
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,960
Uh-uh.

994
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,120
And we focus with him and Kylo

995
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,960
Ren in the beginning.

996
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,330
Because remember, this is

997
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,470
supposed to be like the low

998
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:54,960
point.

999
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,960
Yeah.

1000
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,940
We want to start out as a low

1001
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:57,960
point for Kylo Ren too.

1002
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,960
Oh boy.

1003
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,090
So, Snoke is just sitting there,

1004
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,160
like that entire scene where he's

1005
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,130
like, "How the hell did you get

1006
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,490
bested by a girl who had never

1007
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,960
touched by a lightsaber?"

1008
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,740
That shit needs to happen at

1009
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:10,960
the beginning.

1010
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Yeah.

1011
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,020
Because the First Order has,

1012
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,960
you know, been defeated.

1013
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Mostly.

1014
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,490
Like, they have like a multi-trillion

1015
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:27,190
dollar thing that just got blowed

1016
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:27,960
up.

1017
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,490
So, a multi-trillion dollar

1018
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:30,960
thing just got blowed up.

1019
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,880
All their space credits have

1020
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,960
been used up.

1021
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,850
You know, they didn't even have

1022
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,460
like the first loan payment

1023
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:37,960
made.

1024
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,210
I mean, they blew up the Richie

1025
00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:40,960
plans.

1026
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,280
So, we're not in good shape

1027
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:43,960
here.

1028
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,990
So, obviously Snoke is pissed

1029
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:48,960
off.

1030
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,860
And for those who don't know,

1031
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,450
Snoke is like this really

1032
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,350
creepy looking evil guy who is

1033
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,320
like, his face rotting off and

1034
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:56,960
shit.

1035
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,210
Doesn't bother get it fixed

1036
00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,500
even though technology could

1037
00:20:59,500 --> 00:20:59,960
fix it.

1038
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,870
Not like, I'm going to have

1039
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:06,180
this weird ass open gaping hole

1040
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,960
in my cheek and keep it.

1041
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960
And his skull.

1042
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960
And my skull, yeah.

1043
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,960
And my skull, yeah.

1044
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,360
I want people to see my brain

1045
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:13,960
pulsing.

1046
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,960
Alright.

1047
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,330
But that aside, like, leader of

1048
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,690
the First Order, Snoke, starts

1049
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,960
like flipping out at people.

1050
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,290
And, maybe at this point, he's

1051
00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:27,890
like, you know, you're

1052
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:31,150
incapable of serving the Order

1053
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:33,960
the way that you should.

1054
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,990
You need to go and meditate or

1055
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:36,960
some shit.

1056
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,910
I'm putting Captain Phasma in

1057
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:38,960
charge of like dealing with the-

1058
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,960
What about the other guy?

1059
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,960
No, fuck him.

1060
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,390
Well, Captain Phasma and other

1061
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,730
guy who just loves screaming at

1062
00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:48,960
everything.

1063
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,960
Yeah, what was his name again?

1064
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,960
What was his name?

1065
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,960
Nobody cares.

1066
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960
His name is Nobody Cares.

1067
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,160
Okay, but he puts the two of

1068
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,550
them in charge and says like to

1069
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,950
one of them, you're in charge

1070
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:02,920
of, you know, Empire operations,

1071
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,720
you know, improvement and you're

1072
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,920
in charge of the hunt for the

1073
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,960
rebels.

1074
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960
Yeah.

1075
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
Or the hunt for the resistance.

1076
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,960
Alright.

1077
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,960
So there we go.

1078
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,870
We set this thing up where the

1079
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:20,750
Empire/First Order is repositioning

1080
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,960
itself.

1081
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960
Alright?

1082
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960
Yeah.

1083
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,960
I think that's a good setup.

1084
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,170
Then you cut back to Rey and

1085
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,960
Skywalker.

1086
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,260
And, you know, I kind of like

1087
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,960
what they tried to do.

1088
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,730
Yeah, with him being a four

1089
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:38,960
months old man.

1090
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,490
Yeah, like, I think they should

1091
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:41,960
have done it less comically.

1092
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960
Yeah.

1093
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,700
But I like the idea of Luke as

1094
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,960
a cynical old man.

1095
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,500
And also remove the green milk

1096
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:47,960
part.

1097
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,960
We don't need that.

1098
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,960
Yeah.

1099
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,270
But like, yeah, and the blue

1100
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:52,960
milk.

1101
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,960
Yeah.

1102
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,960
We don't need none of that.

1103
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,960
Although we can keep the boards.

1104
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960
Yeah.

1105
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,270
Just because that does add a

1106
00:22:59,270 --> 00:22:59,960
little bit.

1107
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960
Comedic relief.

1108
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960
Comedic relief.

1109
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960
And he.

1110
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,280
But I think that he doesn't

1111
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,040
necessarily throw the lightsaber

1112
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,290
away like he does in this

1113
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:07,960
version.

1114
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,540
But he like looks at her as if

1115
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,790
he's a man who is just too

1116
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:15,960
tired and doesn't give a shit.

1117
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,960
Yeah.

1118
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,420
He just looks at her, sighs,

1119
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:20,960
and walks away.

1120
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,020
And she's like, but you're Luke

1121
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,750
Skywalker and I'm here to be

1122
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:25,960
trained by you.

1123
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,960
And he's like, no.

1124
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,120
Like, I don't have any patience

1125
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:30,960
for this.

1126
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,350
I've experienced too many

1127
00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:32,960
losses.

1128
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,470
Like, set up some implied stuff

1129
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:36,040
instead of just like telling it,

1130
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,490
which of course they're going

1131
00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:37,960
to do.

1132
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960
Yeah.

1133
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,960
Set up an implication like.

1134
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,770
There have been too many losses

1135
00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,530
attempting to follow the Jedi

1136
00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:43,960
way.

1137
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,430
I've let down, I've let down my

1138
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:45,960
friends.

1139
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,960
I've let down my family.

1140
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,960
I have failed my students.

1141
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960
I'm retired.

1142
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,960
Yeah.

1143
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,960
And even when.

1144
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,930
Actually, there are canonically

1145
00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:56,960
retired Jedi.

1146
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,960
So.

1147
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,230
But even when he, you know, you

1148
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,480
know, she starts, maybe she

1149
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,960
finds the texts ahead of time.

1150
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,960
Yeah.

1151
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,370
So she finds the sacred Jedi

1152
00:24:07,370 --> 00:24:08,730
texts and starts reading

1153
00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:10,320
through them and understands,

1154
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,960
you know, the basics.

1155
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,100
And starts doing her own

1156
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,470
training and he kind of looks

1157
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,160
at her and he's like, huh, she's

1158
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,960
not giving up.

1159
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,960
What the hell?

1160
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,920
You know, I guess I'll help her

1161
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,960
along.

1162
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,960
But he's still cynical.

1163
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,960
Yeah.

1164
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,960
You know?

1165
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,430
And I still think that we keep

1166
00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:30,950
the stuff of like Kylo Ren in

1167
00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:31,960
meditation.

1168
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,450
And he starts being able to

1169
00:24:33,450 --> 00:24:34,690
reach out and feel this

1170
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:35,960
connection to Rey.

1171
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,960
Yeah.

1172
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,960
That we keep.

1173
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,060
Now what do we do with the epic

1174
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,900
space battle bullshit in the

1175
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:42,960
beginning?

1176
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,960
I mean, it's a little bit of,

1177
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,960
oh, right.

1178
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,960
Yeah.

1179
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,230
And they destroy all their

1180
00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:53,200
bombers.

1181
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,940
Yeah, the destroyers are like,

1182
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,680
so the rebels have been found.

1183
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,680
Now I think...

1184
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,920
I think we need a scene with Phasma

1185
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,780
where she's like...

1186
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,540
Yeah, we get a scene with Phasma

1187
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,780
leading up to it where it's

1188
00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:09,180
like, you know, she like

1189
00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:11,430
goes to like a sketchy cantina

1190
00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:12,720
or something.

1191
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,480
She like bribes somebody with

1192
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,380
some money.

1193
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,760
She's in disguise.

1194
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,430
She's like, you know, I'm

1195
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:22,110
looking to, you know, I'm

1196
00:25:22,110 --> 00:25:25,540
formally from the First Order.

1197
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,430
I have critical information for

1198
00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:29,260
the, you know, the...

1199
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,260
Resistance.

1200
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,260
Resistance.

1201
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,460
I need to get into them

1202
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,360
personally.

1203
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,390
I can't transmit this because

1204
00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:37,660
the New Order, the First Order,

1205
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:40,040
whatever the hell it is, they'll

1206
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,970
track the transmission and I'll

1207
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:42,800
be fucked.

1208
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Yeah.

1209
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,800
Okay.

1210
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,780
So she gets the information and

1211
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,180
she radios it back.

1212
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:51,150
Phasma to base one, you know, I

1213
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,380
have them.

1214
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,960
And then we cut to battle.

1215
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,960
Battle.

1216
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,850
So like the entire Rebel slash

1217
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,820
Resistance fleet is mobilized

1218
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,850
because they've been traveling

1219
00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:03,540
from planet to planet.

1220
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:04,540
Okay.

1221
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,630
What do we do about the stupid

1222
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,550
Poe who tries to overthrow

1223
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:11,340
Captain making smart decisions?

1224
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,720
Poe versus Hoda.

1225
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,720
Poe versus Hoda.

1226
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:13,720
Yeah.

1227
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,720
Yeah.

1228
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,720
We'll get to that.

1229
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,720
We're not there yet.

1230
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,920
So, um, Rebels get decimated.

1231
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,610
You know, they're getting

1232
00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:21,500
destroyed.

1233
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,880
And I think that we leave...

1234
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,640
We don't talk about something

1235
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,400
being a stupid fleet killer or

1236
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,260
whatever.

1237
00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:30,460
Poe knows that he has a shot.

1238
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,460
He decides to take it.

1239
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:33,040
He overrides orders.

1240
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,420
He's like, no, fuck it.

1241
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:35,780
We're gonna bomb that ship.

1242
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,800
I don't care what anybody says.

1243
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,320
You know, he acts like a hot

1244
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,330
shot, like, kid, like, who just

1245
00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,420
has an axe to grind or whatever.

1246
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:43,900
Yeah.

1247
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,700
Um, Leia's ship still gets

1248
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,110
blown up because, of course,

1249
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:48,440
Carrie Fisher was dead.

1250
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,580
So, we gotta keep that.

1251
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,340
Uh, somehow she has magical

1252
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:52,420
force powers.

1253
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:53,720
Eh, fine, whatever.

1254
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,280
Fuck it.

1255
00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,240
I mean, she technically dies in

1256
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,480
the third place.

1257
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:57,720
Yeah.

1258
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,800
So, we'll keep it.

1259
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:03,080
Um, and he gets court-martialed.

1260
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,940
He gets put on light duty.

1261
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,220
You know?

1262
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,920
And during the battle, this

1263
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,980
shakes up his good friend Finn.

1264
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,130
And Finn, you know, comes out

1265
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,140
of his coma.

1266
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:15,550
Uh, and the rebels are taking

1267
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,600
it on a run, on the run.

1268
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,930
So, so, General Organa, Leia,

1269
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,250
you know, court-martiales him,

1270
00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:24,020
basically says, you're

1271
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,260
restricted to, like, you know,

1272
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,640
level one duties.

1273
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,020
You're not, you're only to

1274
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,600
leave your quarters when, you

1275
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,210
know, meal, for mealtimes and

1276
00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:33,660
going to the bathroom.

1277
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,620
You are done.

1278
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:36,800
Okay.

1279
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,720
And she puts other general in

1280
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,480
charge.

1281
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,740
Other generals should not.

1282
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,660
Admiral Hargo.

1283
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:43,340
Yeah.

1284
00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:44,560
Admiral Hodor.

1285
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,120
Uh, Admiral Hodor, I don't have

1286
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,070
an issue with her as a

1287
00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:47,840
character.

1288
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,050
I have an issue with everything

1289
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,140
she does as a character.

1290
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,210
Um, I think that you need to

1291
00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:54,640
tweak her where, first of all,

1292
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,840
Poe is not like, oh, can you

1293
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,960
tell me what's going on?

1294
00:27:58,980 --> 00:27:59,780
Can you tell me what's going on?

1295
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,020
No.

1296
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:00,820
Like.

1297
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,260
So, we blow that one up.

1298
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,460
We blow that up.

1299
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,130
Because that's not what Poe

1300
00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,260
would be like anyway.

1301
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:06,720
Yeah.

1302
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:06,760
Yeah.

1303
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,030
He's not going to be nipping at

1304
00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:08,660
her heels.

1305
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,950
Um, but Finn comes out of his,

1306
00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:13,180
his coma.

1307
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:14,820
Already a nervous wreck because,

1308
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:15,420
you know.

1309
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:15,760
Yeah.

1310
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,620
Almost died.

1311
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,630
And Finn, you know, Finn

1312
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,630
immediately sees Poe and, you

1313
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,710
know, they, they embrace and

1314
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:23,380
great.

1315
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,560
You know, they, they're

1316
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,080
reunited.

1317
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,290
And they then go off and they

1318
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,190
start having a conspiratorial

1319
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:31,220
conversation about, okay, I'm

1320
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,970
not saying that Hodo doesn't

1321
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,660
know what she's doing.

1322
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,630
Um, but, like, we've got to do

1323
00:28:37,630 --> 00:28:40,710
something to, like, seriously

1324
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:43,170
take out, we, we got to do

1325
00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:46,130
something to, like, to help us

1326
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:47,480
to get away.

1327
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,320
We've got to do a distraction.

1328
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,500
And we don't care what they say.

1329
00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:53,030
Like, we've got to hit the, hit

1330
00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:54,410
the first order and hit them

1331
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:54,880
hard.

1332
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,060
Let's figure out a way to do it.

1333
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,640
All right.

1334
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,600
Rose is gone.

1335
00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:02,020
Fuck Rose.

1336
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,980
No one likes Rose.

1337
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:03,880
No one likes Rose.

1338
00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:04,940
She serves no purpose.

1339
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:05,560
Get rid of her.

1340
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:06,480
All right.

1341
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,340
So, that's where we leave that.

1342
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,110
Now we've got to cut back to

1343
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:12,150
what's going on with the first

1344
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:12,880
order.

1345
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:18,780
So, uh, Ben has been meditating.

1346
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,450
And he is starting to feel some

1347
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:22,140
level of conflict between the

1348
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,380
good and the evil.

1349
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,770
But he can't let, he can't let,

1350
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,560
you know, Snoke know this.

1351
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,770
So, like, he gets called back

1352
00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,710
to Snoke and he's like, I am

1353
00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:33,830
even more firm in my resolve to

1354
00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:36,380
get this Rey, you know, traitor,

1355
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:37,660
scumbag girl.

1356
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,820
And bring her here.

1357
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,340
And, you know, and Snoke's like,

1358
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:43,340
you know what?

1359
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,720
I think that's a good idea.

1360
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,670
By the way, um, during the

1361
00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:51,770
battle of such and so, during

1362
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:55,750
the battle of Starkiller Base,

1363
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:58,990
we may have snuck a tracker

1364
00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:01,560
aboard her ship.

1365
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:03,350
But we did not want to act on

1366
00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:04,280
it right away.

1367
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,820
So, I think it'd be cooler if

1368
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:09,370
we set up a situation where he

1369
00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:11,560
is going to go back to the

1370
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,820
planet where Luke is.

1371
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:14,440
Yeah.

1372
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,360
Like, that's an awesome setup.

1373
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,650
Now you cut back to Luke and

1374
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,140
her training.

1375
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,160
And I think she still goes into

1376
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,600
the mystery cave.

1377
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,160
Mystery cave with Evil Ray.

1378
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,880
She goes into the mystery cave.

1379
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,680
She encounters Evil Ray.

1380
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,220
Because she will have to

1381
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,720
encounter Evil Ray later.

1382
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:34,120
Yeah.

1383
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,920
But maybe in a different way.

1384
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:36,600
Alright?

1385
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,480
So, I think Evil Ray is a good

1386
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,320
concept.

1387
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,900
I think Luke maybe, you know,

1388
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:44,820
is starting to, like, believe

1389
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:47,220
in her as being somebody who

1390
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,870
could be a good guardian of

1391
00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:51,930
whatever the future of this

1392
00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:53,420
religion is.

1393
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,820
Maybe it's not Jedha anymore

1394
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:55,460
and Sith.

1395
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,840
Maybe it's something more

1396
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,310
universal that you take the

1397
00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,220
light with the dark or whatever.

1398
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,820
It's more Buddhist.

1399
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,450
It's like the temple guys from

1400
00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:06,660
Rogue One.

1401
00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:07,200
Alright.

1402
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,520
So, we cut back to Poe and Finn.

1403
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,820
They see that Hodo is doing

1404
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:14,060
something.

1405
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,600
She is, you know, she's got the

1406
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,900
entire fleet going away from

1407
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,060
the Empire.

1408
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,320
But they're clearly going to

1409
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,160
run out of fuel soon.

1410
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,040
And they decide to hell with it.

1411
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,100
Here's what we're going to do.

1412
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,590
We figured out that a small

1413
00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:32,840
ship can penetrate, like, this

1414
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,920
one gap in the shields of that,

1415
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,840
like, giant Star Destroyer

1416
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,600
thing.

1417
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,040
Yeah.

1418
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,360
There's a very convenient

1419
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,650
thermal exhaust port in the

1420
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:41,320
shields.

1421
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:41,720
Right.

1422
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,180
Like, there's a way to, like,

1423
00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,640
penetrate the shields.

1424
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,670
And then we're going to sneak

1425
00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:48,040
aboard and we're going to...

1426
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,060
I mean, according to Star Wars

1427
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,980
lore for the Rolly droids, if

1428
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:54,080
something goes slow enough, it

1429
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,480
can get through their shields.

1430
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,430
So, maybe that's how they work

1431
00:31:57,430 --> 00:31:57,980
for the ships.

1432
00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:59,970
So, they go over and they start

1433
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,880
kind of slowly wreaking havoc

1434
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,940
on this ship.

1435
00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:06,520
But something goes wrong.

1436
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,540
And they need to...

1437
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:10,840
Then they have to, like, jet

1438
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,660
off.

1439
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:12,540
And they're...

1440
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:15,300
They then jet off and they go

1441
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,660
to the distant Crystal Desert.

1442
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:18,780
Salt planet.

1443
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:19,540
Salt planet.

1444
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:19,580
Salt planet.

1445
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:19,980
Okay?

1446
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,540
So, we get them there ahead of

1447
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,420
everyone else.

1448
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,980
And they're like, well, it's

1449
00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:25,470
good that we made it here

1450
00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:26,280
because...

1451
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,160
There's an old rebel base here.

1452
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,400
There's an old rebel base here.

1453
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:29,060
Great.

1454
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,940
Their situation is done.

1455
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,240
Oh, but we have a scene with

1456
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,720
them.

1457
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:33,840
It's like, okay.

1458
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:34,780
You know what?

1459
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:35,640
You know what?

1460
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,680
We have a chance to breathe

1461
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,060
here.

1462
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:38,430
Maybe we should share some of

1463
00:32:38,430 --> 00:32:39,440
our backstories.

1464
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,400
And, like, so, you know, Poe

1465
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,600
shows some...

1466
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,810
Shares some of his backstory

1467
00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:44,990
about where he came from and

1468
00:32:44,990 --> 00:32:45,520
whatnot.

1469
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,310
Finn, you know, shares that he

1470
00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:48,920
has no memory of his mother and

1471
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,520
father.

1472
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,110
That, you know, Phasma has

1473
00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:53,160
always, like, singled him out.

1474
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,100
This, that, and the other.

1475
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,840
And that, you know, all he's

1476
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,060
really wanted to do is be happy.

1477
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,500
And to find someone that he

1478
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,800
could be happy with.

1479
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:03,440
Now, we don't go further than

1480
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:03,940
that.

1481
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,540
But we leave that there.

1482
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,170
We cut back to what's going on

1483
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:10,580
on the main rebel fleet.

1484
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,700
Look, it'll be a story.

1485
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:13,440
You know?

1486
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,030
But you see, like, it's all

1487
00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,060
consolidated.

1488
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:19,180
So, eventually...

1489
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:20,860
What's his face?

1490
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:23,100
What's his name?

1491
00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:23,660
What's his name?

1492
00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:24,860
What does he look like?

1493
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:27,660
The moody teenager guy.

1494
00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,220
Kylo Ren.

1495
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,860
Kylo Ren gets to Luke's planet.

1496
00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:34,460
Luke refuses to face him.

1497
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,360
And so, like...

1498
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,050
So, like, one minute, like, Rey

1499
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,160
is there with Luke.

1500
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,500
And the next minute, she turns

1501
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,340
around and he's gone.

1502
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,480
And it's just...

1503
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,000
It's just him.

1504
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:48,780
It's just...

1505
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:49,500
What's his face?

1506
00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:50,100
Kylo Ren.

1507
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:50,980
It's just Kylo.

1508
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,300
And he's like,

1509
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,640
You will come with me.

1510
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,870
And maybe they have, like, a

1511
00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:58,140
brief battle or something.

1512
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,680
But he manages to knock her

1513
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,700
unconscious.

1514
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:02,950
He doesn't really want to hurt

1515
00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:03,520
her.

1516
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:04,960
Because he has feelings for her.

1517
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:05,970
But he doesn't want to reveal

1518
00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:06,320
that.

1519
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,100
Nah.

1520
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,180
He captures her.

1521
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:08,880
Takes her to...

1522
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:10,780
You know?

1523
00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:11,880
To...

1524
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,980
What's his face?

1525
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,460
Snoke.

1526
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:15,630
And the rest of this continues

1527
00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:16,740
to proceed as it is.

1528
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,170
Snoke taunts them about the

1529
00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:20,030
fact that, like, the fleet is

1530
00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:21,620
getting destroyed.

1531
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,480
All this stuff.

1532
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,510
What do we do about the Finn

1533
00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:29,040
and Rose moment since Rose

1534
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,240
doesn't exist?

1535
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:31,920
We've already solved that.

1536
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,330
We don't have to worry about

1537
00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:33,800
that.

1538
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,480
Because that's not even going

1539
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,360
to happen yet.

1540
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,920
Well, there's not going to be

1541
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,120
salt plant battle.

1542
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:39,900
Well, there will be.

1543
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,900
But it's not happening here.

1544
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:42,500
So.

1545
00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:47,590
You know, Kylo decides, much

1546
00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:49,070
like Rey has decided, actually,

1547
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:49,900
at this point.

1548
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,080
Much like Luke has decided.

1549
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,410
That things are bigger than

1550
00:34:52,410 --> 00:34:53,670
good and evil and right and

1551
00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:54,240
wrong.

1552
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,880
There are things that happen.

1553
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:57,760
Some are positive.

1554
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:58,460
Some are negative.

1555
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,370
And you've got to take the good

1556
00:34:59,370 --> 00:34:59,960
with the bad.

1557
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:03,470
And he does not really want

1558
00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:06,860
this to be the way that the

1559
00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:09,860
First Order is run.

1560
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,300
So he secretly kills...

1561
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:14,600
You know, he kills Snoke.

1562
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:15,820
Just like in the thing.

1563
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:16,100
Yeah.

1564
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,170
And at the end, he asks Rey to

1565
00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:19,120
join him.

1566
00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:20,440
And that's where we end that.

1567
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,180
That was something that Red

1568
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:23,980
Letter Media suggested.

1569
00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:24,730
I think that's a great

1570
00:35:24,730 --> 00:35:25,300
suggestion.

1571
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:25,880
Right there.

1572
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,480
You cut it.

1573
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,500
Now we go to episode 9.

1574
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,110
Yeah, but we didn't do salt

1575
00:35:31,110 --> 00:35:31,780
battle.

1576
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,280
Now we start episode 9 with the

1577
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,560
battle on the salt planet.

1578
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:39,740
So, during episode 8, as they're

1579
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:42,860
fighting Snoke and fighting Snoke's

1580
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:45,890
guards and all of that, you're

1581
00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:47,810
cutting back to the rebellion

1582
00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:49,970
and Hodo gets everybody onto

1583
00:35:49,970 --> 00:35:52,020
another transport ship or

1584
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,120
something.

1585
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,470
And she does the Hodo maneuver

1586
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:55,560
and destroys the ships

1587
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,420
following her.

1588
00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:56,840
Fine.

1589
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:57,300
Yeah.

1590
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,440
We keep that.

1591
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:58,480
We keep that.

1592
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,240
So, we know at the end of

1593
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,390
episode 8 that the Resistance

1594
00:36:05,390 --> 00:36:06,960
has escaped.

1595
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:07,800
Yes.

1596
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,200
Episode 9.

1597
00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:11,820
They're on the planet.

1598
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:12,540
Yes.

1599
00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:14,740
Finn and Poe are waiting there.

1600
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,240
They notice the Rebel fleet

1601
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,000
coming in.

1602
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:18,020
They call them to the base and

1603
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,390
they say, hey, we've got to,

1604
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:23,200
like, get a communication out.

1605
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,460
We got, like, what do you mean

1606
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:25,920
there's only 12 people left?

1607
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,420
What the hell is going on?

1608
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:28,870
And so, they manage to get a

1609
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:30,080
transmission out.

1610
00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:31,120
They don't know what's going to

1611
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,300
happen with that transmission.

1612
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,050
They just get, like, a wideband

1613
00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:35,660
subspace transmission out.

1614
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:37,160
So, we don't do the palpeteen

1615
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:37,660
thing?

1616
00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:38,660
No, no, no.

1617
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,700
We're getting there.

1618
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:40,660
Okay.

1619
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,030
Meanwhile, we cut back to Rey

1620
00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:46,700
and, um, what's his name?

1621
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:47,980
Kylo Ren.

1622
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,290
And Kylo is talking to Rey and

1623
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,900
he says, Rey, this is only the

1624
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,020
beginning.

1625
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,640
Like, Snoke has told me about

1626
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,270
this thing that is, like, an

1627
00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,900
ancient evil power that he has

1628
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,540
been under the control of the

1629
00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:04,300
entire time.

1630
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,620
And they actually joined forces.

1631
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:07,340
Yeah.

1632
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:08,870
So, instead of it being, like,

1633
00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,000
no, I don't want you.

1634
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:10,820
Yes, I want you.

1635
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,580
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1636
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,650
We start to form an emotional

1637
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,000
bond with that.

1638
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:15,720
Yep.

1639
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:16,660
Right.

1640
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,260
Alright.

1641
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,680
So, they now.

1642
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,300
I'm not inputting much into

1643
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:20,560
this.

1644
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,780
They go to Snoke's throne.

1645
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,540
They find.

1646
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,420
They find a map that will lead

1647
00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:29,000
them to the Wayfinder.

1648
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,760
Sith planet or just the Wayfinder?

1649
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:32,900
Just the Wayfinder.

1650
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,860
We still have to have a little

1651
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:34,400
bit of thing.

1652
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,360
But we can leave out the C-3PBOs,

1653
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,890
stupid sacrifice and all of

1654
00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:38,420
that.

1655
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,860
Meanwhile, we can leave out C-3PBO

1656
00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:41,440
entirely.

1657
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:41,780
Yeah.

1658
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:43,200
Meanwhile, we cut back to the

1659
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,800
First Order against, like, the

1660
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,400
Rebels.

1661
00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:48,440
Do they have the giant gorilla

1662
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,180
AT-AT things?

1663
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,200
Sure.

1664
00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:54,590
But what happens is, so, Rey

1665
00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,840
and Kylo show up and they help

1666
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,740
out.

1667
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,150
Just as a means to, like, you

1668
00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,800
know, try to, like, level the

1669
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,820
playing field.

1670
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:06,300
Yeah.

1671
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:06,880
Alright.

1672
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:07,700
For both sides.

1673
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:08,440
For both sides.

1674
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,120
So, they go down together to

1675
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,910
show that, hey, we have this

1676
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:16,700
new vision where we can bring

1677
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:17,460
everybody together.

1678
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:18,810
And just to prove that we have

1679
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,090
this side of light and this

1680
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:21,470
side of dark that have come to

1681
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:22,500
a middle ground.

1682
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,340
And they're going to work

1683
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:24,380
together for the betterment of

1684
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:24,840
mankind.

1685
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:26,440
And alien kind.

1686
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,980
So, they're doing the fight.

1687
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,820
Luke shows up.

1688
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:34,410
In his, like, not in, like,

1689
00:38:34,410 --> 00:38:35,640
ghost form.

1690
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,040
But Luke actually shows up.

1691
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,890
I mean, he does technically

1692
00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:39,560
show up.

1693
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:39,860
Yeah.

1694
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,140
But Luke shows up.

1695
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,730
And instead of there being,

1696
00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:44,170
like, this huge conflict

1697
00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:45,690
between Kylo and him that is

1698
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:46,800
just baby shit.

1699
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:49,520
The two of them, like, come to

1700
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,160
terms.

1701
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,840
And then Luke goes out and

1702
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,300
faces down Phasma.

1703
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,750
So, Phasma, like, even though,

1704
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,140
um, Kylo's like, Phasma, stand

1705
00:38:58,140 --> 00:38:58,880
down.

1706
00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,480
That's an order.

1707
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,040
She's like, I don't recognize

1708
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,440
your authority anymore.

1709
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,260
Bring forward the traitor you

1710
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:04,800
hold.

1711
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,110
And it's like, Phasma, it's not

1712
00:39:07,110 --> 00:39:07,700
worth.

1713
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,980
Their personal vendettas are of

1714
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,180
no consequence to the Empire or

1715
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,160
whatever.

1716
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:13,800
First Order.

1717
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:14,520
First Order.

1718
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,890
And, like, even, like, side guy

1719
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,450
who is always yelling is like,

1720
00:39:18,450 --> 00:39:20,070
yeah, we should probably back

1721
00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:20,560
off.

1722
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,530
And he's the one that's going

1723
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,500
to go to the Sith planet later

1724
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,240
on because he somehow got

1725
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,520
transmitted.

1726
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,510
You know, when Snoke died, he

1727
00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,680
got transmitted the plan to get

1728
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,060
there or whatever.

1729
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,260
It was part of Snoke's will,

1730
00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:34,780
you see.

1731
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:35,520
Yeah, yeah, fine.

1732
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,840
But, um, so Luke.

1733
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,660
So, initially, Kylo Ren gets

1734
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,180
into a battle with her.

1735
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,110
And when Luke sees that Kylo

1736
00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:45,720
Ren is, like, not going to win

1737
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,270
because she's, like, being

1738
00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:48,440
sneaky and stuff.

1739
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,300
He steps in.

1740
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,280
And he dies for Kylo Ren.

1741
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,660
Like, while defeating her.

1742
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,900
So, like, they both, like, like,

1743
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:58,920
he stabs her.

1744
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,620
She shoots him at the same time.

1745
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,280
They both die.

1746
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:02,650
Unless she's using, like, the

1747
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,520
electric stuff.

1748
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,120
But even so, okay.

1749
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,380
The point is, they die together.

1750
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,030
Kylo Ren realizes that Luke

1751
00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:10,750
respected him the whole time

1752
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:12,540
and just didn't know what to do

1753
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,100
with his dark streak.

1754
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:15,160
Keep going.

1755
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,870
And again, it reinforces that

1756
00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:22,020
light in him growing.

1757
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:22,120
Yeah.

1758
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,520
Alright.

1759
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:25,440
So, he and Rey have to go find

1760
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,220
this Wayfinder thing.

1761
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,680
On destroyed Death Star planet.

1762
00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:30,300
Sure.

1763
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,180
We'll keep that.

1764
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,160
We're not going to keep the

1765
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,180
horse people because that's

1766
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:33,560
dumb.

1767
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,420
Nobody cares about the group of

1768
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,820
stormtroopers that didn't stormtrooper

1769
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:38,620
properly.

1770
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,990
Rebels, meanwhile, they're like,

1771
00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:42,570
hey, there's this planet out

1772
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:44,080
there where we know there are

1773
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,040
some, like, old Rebel allies.

1774
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,660
Maybe they'll help us.

1775
00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:49,900
And this is where they travel

1776
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,180
then to go meet Lando and maybe

1777
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:54,400
a few of the other people from

1778
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,400
the original series.

1779
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,930
And they're like, look, we sent

1780
00:40:57,930 --> 00:40:59,160
out a subspace message.

1781
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,660
We don't know how many people.

1782
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,890
We just know that Rey and Kylo,

1783
00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:04,820
you know, have found out about

1784
00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,540
this super evil place that's

1785
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,310
been pulling all the strings

1786
00:41:08,310 --> 00:41:10,310
and providing all the resources

1787
00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:11,920
for the First Order.

1788
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,920
We need to take this place out.

1789
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,620
And we're very, like, scrapped.

1790
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,230
And initially, like, Lando's

1791
00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:20,830
like, well, I'll see what I can

1792
00:41:20,830 --> 00:41:21,440
do.

1793
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:22,650
You know, just so that he could

1794
00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:23,900
show up later, of course.

1795
00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:25,100
Alright.

1796
00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:26,470
So, that's all that happens

1797
00:41:26,470 --> 00:41:27,160
with them.

1798
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,830
You know, maybe Finn and Poe go

1799
00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:30,250
on some kind of reconnaissance

1800
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,320
mission together.

1801
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:32,840
They have to do something

1802
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,070
together because, again, there's

1803
00:41:35,070 --> 00:41:36,260
a point to this.

1804
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,300
We'll get there.

1805
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,280
But they have to be together

1806
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:38,980
the whole time.

1807
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:39,920
Oh, boy.

1808
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:40,900
They can't be separated.

1809
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:41,580
Okay.

1810
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:43,300
We cut to Kylo and Rey.

1811
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,080
Rey gets into, like, the old

1812
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,580
throne room.

1813
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,660
And she's like, I have a

1814
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:49,880
feeling that you have to stay

1815
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,460
behind.

1816
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,110
And he's like, I sense that,

1817
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:52,520
too.

1818
00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:54,880
And she goes in and she faces

1819
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,060
her darker self.

1820
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,040
And while that's happening, Ben

1821
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,540
gets to see his father.

1822
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:00,760
What?

1823
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,340
Well, that happened originally.

1824
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,900
No, it didn't.

1825
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:04,900
Finn never got to see his

1826
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:05,400
father.

1827
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,040
No, Ben.

1828
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:06,920
Oh, Ben.

1829
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,600
Yeah, while that's happening,

1830
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,100
like, Han Solo still shows up

1831
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:10,600
to Ben.

1832
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,880
And that's all well and good.

1833
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,420
Wait.

1834
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:15,500
I've got it.

1835
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:16,300
I've got it.

1836
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,390
Alright, I figured out how to

1837
00:42:17,390 --> 00:42:18,640
deal with our subplot issues.

1838
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,380
So, here's what we do.

1839
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:22,340
Oh, no.

1840
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,370
Poe and Finn decide to stay

1841
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:30,160
with Lando.

1842
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,820
And they're sitting there.

1843
00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:34,550
And they're in Lando's cabin at

1844
00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:35,900
one point or whatever.

1845
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,510
And they're like, hey, what's

1846
00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:38,600
this picture here?

1847
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,400
And it shows Lando with, like,

1848
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:40,880
a son.

1849
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,920
And he's like, oh, yeah, that.

1850
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,720
I always regretted the day.

1851
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,280
I just turned my eye for one

1852
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:47,980
minute.

1853
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,570
And my son ran out into the

1854
00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:50,260
square.

1855
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,040
And he was taken from me.

1856
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:54,940
You know, I always remember him

1857
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,900
because of this birthmark that,

1858
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,180
you know, he had.

1859
00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,620
And Finn looks at himself.

1860
00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:01,340
He's like, well, wait a minute.

1861
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,870
And Poe looks at him and is

1862
00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:06,760
like, are you thinking?

1863
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,380
And it's like, daddy?

1864
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,260
Alright, maybe not quite like

1865
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:11,760
that.

1866
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:15,050
But, but, and then, like, as he's

1867
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,570
reflecting upon this sudden

1868
00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:20,320
life change, you know, later

1869
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,920
that evening.

1870
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,600
Like, Poe sits down next to him.

1871
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:24,590
Like, they're sharing a room or

1872
00:43:24,590 --> 00:43:25,040
whatever.

1873
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,030
And, and, like, they, they

1874
00:43:27,030 --> 00:43:29,000
share a meaningful moment.

1875
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,440
And it doesn't have to be, like,

1876
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,790
you know, maybe, like, they

1877
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:33,120
hold hands or something.

1878
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,600
So, these guys clearly are

1879
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,410
interested in each other in a

1880
00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:38,540
romantic way.

1881
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,250
We don't go to, like, full-on

1882
00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,860
embrace and kiss until at the

1883
00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,100
end when they win.

1884
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:43,660
Yeah.

1885
00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:45,830
But I'm saying we now have two

1886
00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:47,160
key romances.

1887
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:47,700
Alright?

1888
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:49,300
Leia needs to die at some point.

1889
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,460
We'll figure out.

1890
00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:52,240
That's a minor detail.

1891
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,440
I mean, that's when she just

1892
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,280
died of old age.

1893
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:55,760
Yeah, she just dies of old age.

1894
00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:56,020
Whatever.

1895
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,280
That's what happened.

1896
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,360
I don't know what we have Maz

1897
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,600
do at this point because maybe

1898
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,030
she, maybe Maz acts as, like,

1899
00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:07,190
the conduit or communicator

1900
00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,120
between Kylo and Rey.

1901
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:10,620
And, like, she is kind of the

1902
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,180
go-between because they still

1903
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:13,800
can't transmit, like, openly

1904
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,400
what they're planning on doing

1905
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,760
for fear of the endpunt.

1906
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:17,260
Yeah.

1907
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,490
So, she meets up with them in,

1908
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,140
like, another cantina.

1909
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,630
They pass along the coordinates

1910
00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:24,050
and say, okay, we're going to

1911
00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:25,380
go there first and see what we

1912
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:26,200
can pull off.

1913
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:27,260
Yeah.

1914
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,200
Alright.

1915
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:29,620
What about Evil Ray?

1916
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,320
What happens with Evil Ray?

1917
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:33,240
Evil Ray got defeated on the...

1918
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,400
Ray defeated Evil Ray to get

1919
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,220
the Wayfinder.

1920
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:35,840
Okay.

1921
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:36,520
Alright.

1922
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,960
So, we've got all this done.

1923
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,460
Now, it's time for everybody to

1924
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:40,960
converge on Sith Planet, but,

1925
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,240
of course, Rey and Kylo get

1926
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,060
there first.

1927
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,930
Now, the question is, do we go

1928
00:44:44,930 --> 00:44:45,720
serious?

1929
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:46,600
Look.

1930
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,760
Or do we go silly?

1931
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,920
There was no Palpatine Returns

1932
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,990
moment in this franchise we're

1933
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:52,780
making.

1934
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,780
So, obviously, we have to do

1935
00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:56,420
the only right thing.

1936
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,980
Darth Jar Jar.

1937
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:58,560
Yeah, okay.

1938
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,650
That's where I was going to go

1939
00:44:59,650 --> 00:45:00,380
with it as well.

1940
00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:03,540
So, they get down into the bowels

1941
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:06,430
of this planet, and they go and

1942
00:45:06,430 --> 00:45:09,440
they face down Darth Jar Jar.

1943
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:12,090
And Darth Jar Jar is just every

1944
00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:14,550
bit as goofy as he seemed like

1945
00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:17,160
Jar Jar was in the prequels,

1946
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,940
except much more serious and

1947
00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:21,600
deeper voice.

1948
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,800
And, like...

1949
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,620
He still has the accent.

1950
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,370
Yeah, he still has the accent,

1951
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,060
but, like, he's been playing

1952
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,740
everybody for a fool the entire

1953
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:31,340
time.

1954
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,650
And, like, then he explains,

1955
00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:36,120
like, back, you know, even back

1956
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,090
during, like, the time of

1957
00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:40,400
Anakin, like, I did this.

1958
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:41,500
Even during the Clone Wars.

1959
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,910
Yeah, even during the Clone

1960
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:43,960
Wars, I did this.

1961
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:45,800
I allowed Obi-Wan Kenobi to

1962
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,720
escape and kept his presence

1963
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:48,460
hidden.

1964
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:50,780
I've been pulling the strings

1965
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,980
this entire time.

1966
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,720
And then they're like, well,

1967
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,360
what does that have to do with

1968
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:55,700
us?

1969
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:58,060
And he's like, you two were to

1970
00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,230
be the faded ones that would

1971
00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:02,690
bring together true balance to

1972
00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:04,080
the universe.

1973
00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:06,480
I can't allow this to happen.

1974
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,580
And Jar Jar isn't, like, hooked

1975
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:11,470
up to any, like, machines or

1976
00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:12,300
anything.

1977
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,480
He's still in that dark throne

1978
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:13,860
room.

1979
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:15,160
But he's not, like, all burnt

1980
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:15,760
and stuff.

1981
00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:17,220
He's just, like, older and,

1982
00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:18,020
like, dark.

1983
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,540
And in dark robes.

1984
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,720
And he pulls out...

1985
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,560
I say he pulls out...

1986
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,360
What's his name?

1987
00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,300
The double-bladed lightsaber.

1988
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,710
Yeah, Darth Maul's lightsaber

1989
00:46:29,710 --> 00:46:30,420
type thing.

1990
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:31,950
He pulls out Darth Maul, like,

1991
00:46:31,950 --> 00:46:33,140
a replica of Darth Maul's

1992
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,020
lightsaber.

1993
00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,130
I mean, there are just other

1994
00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:36,460
double-bladed lightsabers.

1995
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,840
And they begin their fight.

1996
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,100
Meanwhile, the Rebels now...

1997
00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:42,740
You know what he should say

1998
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:44,300
right before...

1999
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:44,580
What?

2000
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,300
Me, I can't allow you to

2001
00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:47,960
succeed with that.

2002
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:49,460
Yes, that's fine.

2003
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:54,600
Rebel Fleet, without Lando, has

2004
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,940
shown up.

2005
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,000
And they see all the Star

2006
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:57,720
Destroyers.

2007
00:46:58,020 --> 00:46:59,680
And the Star Destroyers, unlike

2008
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,290
the situation that we're in

2009
00:47:01,290 --> 00:47:03,070
that was stupid in the current

2010
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:03,720
version,

2011
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:05,230
Star Destroyers are, like,

2012
00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:06,520
starting to get above the

2013
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,900
planet and getting ready to

2014
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,160
jump to light speed.

2015
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,000
Okay?

2016
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,410
Like, they're going to go and

2017
00:47:11,410 --> 00:47:12,770
take their little mini Death

2018
00:47:12,770 --> 00:47:14,300
Star cannons and start wreaking

2019
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:14,840
havoc.

2020
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:16,340
Nobody's going to stop them.

2021
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,740
So the Rebels, like, have more

2022
00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:18,840
of a timetable here.

2023
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,530
They're fighting, you know,

2024
00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:21,880
they're getting, like...

2025
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,100
No space forces either.

2026
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:23,840
Right.

2027
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:25,460
And so, like, they're getting

2028
00:47:25,460 --> 00:47:26,840
their ships taken out one by

2029
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,260
one.

2030
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:28,480
They try to move closer.

2031
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:29,450
And as they move closer, of

2032
00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:30,750
course, there's, like, millions

2033
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:31,520
of TIE fighters.

2034
00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:33,500
The Fly Swarm.

2035
00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:34,680
The TIE Swarm.

2036
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:38,100
Poe and Finn are back, you know,

2037
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,660
with Lando.

2038
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,390
And we don't know what's

2039
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,240
happening with them.

2040
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,160
Like, they stayed to try to

2041
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:42,760
convince him.

2042
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:43,820
All right?

2043
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,500
So we don't know what's going

2044
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,420
on with them.

2045
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:47,800
We cut back to...

2046
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,880
We cut back to...

2047
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:50,600
Kylo Ren.

2048
00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:51,920
Kylo Ren and Rey.

2049
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,940
Darth Jar Jar.

2050
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,180
Fighting Darth Jar Jar.

2051
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:56,280
Like, they manage to, like, cut

2052
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,000
his lightsaber in half.

2053
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,800
But he ends up, like...

2054
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,240
It's a special lightsaber.

2055
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,640
It's made to be cut in half.

2056
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,220
He ends up injuring...

2057
00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:06,520
He ends up injuring Kylo Ren.

2058
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:07,740
So he's kind of down.

2059
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,720
We're going to keep that for

2060
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,020
now.

2061
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:09,360
Ben.

2062
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,220
And that'll be, like, how...

2063
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,480
I think that remains how Leia

2064
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:14,900
dies.

2065
00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:16,030
Like, she gives up the last of

2066
00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:16,740
her power to heal him or

2067
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:17,360
something.

2068
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:17,800
Yeah.

2069
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,180
Like, she's like...

2070
00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:20,100
You know, she comes out of her

2071
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:20,440
coma.

2072
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,380
You know, son, take what

2073
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:23,900
strength I have left.

2074
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,420
And she dies.

2075
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:25,960
Okay?

2076
00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:28,100
Like, she fades to nothingness.

2077
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,700
He's magically healed.

2078
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,110
And then C3 Field goes, oh my

2079
00:48:31,110 --> 00:48:31,760
goodness.

2080
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:32,580
Yeah.

2081
00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:34,640
But he's healed.

2082
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:36,260
But, like, he's not getting up

2083
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:36,660
yet.

2084
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,850
And it gets to the point,

2085
00:48:37,850 --> 00:48:39,510
though, like, where the broken

2086
00:48:39,510 --> 00:48:40,830
part of the red lightsaber is

2087
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:41,740
next to him.

2088
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:43,920
And so Jar Jar is fighting with

2089
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,500
Rey.

2090
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,980
They're fighting back and forth.

2091
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:46,960
Meanwhile, we cut back to the

2092
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,340
Rebels.

2093
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,680
The Rebels are getting picked

2094
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,360
off one by one.

2095
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:51,580
And all of a sudden, over the

2096
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:54,440
radio, you hear Poe coming over.

2097
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,120
Hey, everyone.

2098
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:57,240
Did you miss me?

2099
00:48:58,180 --> 00:48:59,300
And it's him.

2100
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:03,680
It's him and Finn in one ship.

2101
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,060
Lando and another ship and a

2102
00:49:05,060 --> 00:49:06,560
whole, like, cadre of ships

2103
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,240
coming in.

2104
00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:08,650
Is it going to be the wall of

2105
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:10,420
ships like it was in the movie?

2106
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:12,470
Enough to show that they've got

2107
00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:14,200
enough manpower to take this

2108
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,140
thing out.

2109
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,590
So, meanwhile, we get to the

2110
00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:19,760
final moments of the battle.

2111
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,860
Like, so Jar Jar, Darth Jar Jar's

2112
00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:24,020
got, like, Rey knocked down.

2113
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,120
He's, like, destroyed her

2114
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,070
lightsaber or thrown it off the

2115
00:49:28,070 --> 00:49:28,660
side.

2116
00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:30,650
He has lightsaber up against

2117
00:49:30,650 --> 00:49:31,120
her.

2118
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:33,600
And he's, like, you know, he

2119
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,580
has some catchy line.

2120
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,420
I don't know what it'd be.

2121
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:38,720
Misa said this cannot be or

2122
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,360
whatever it is.

2123
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:43,120
And then Kylo sneaks up behind

2124
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,960
him and says, you know,

2125
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,410
something catchy like, learn to

2126
00:49:47,410 --> 00:49:49,280
speak, you dumbass.

2127
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:49,660
Or something.

2128
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:50,680
Maybe not that.

2129
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:51,930
But, like, he has something

2130
00:49:51,930 --> 00:49:52,600
catchy to say.

2131
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,960
And stabs Jar Jar, like, right

2132
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,280
through the chest.

2133
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,400
And Jar Jar, like, falls back.

2134
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,460
The lightsaber continues to cut

2135
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:05,160
down through him because it's a

2136
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:05,920
lightsaber.

2137
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:07,340
Like, has anybody stopped to

2138
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,330
think about, like, the lightsaber

2139
00:50:09,330 --> 00:50:10,240
would keep cutting?

2140
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:11,180
Yeah.

2141
00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:12,280
Because of gravity.

2142
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,120
And that, so Jar Jar falls over.

2143
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,060
The lightsaber cuts down into

2144
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:18,750
the center of, like, the

2145
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:21,160
electrical system in the planet.

2146
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,950
Which is, like, helping to

2147
00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:24,560
control all the ships.

2148
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,540
So, um, of course, Rey and Kylo,

2149
00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:30,040
like...

2150
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,260
Does Jar Jar still live?

2151
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,040
No.

2152
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,380
Does he come back?

2153
00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:33,880
No, no, no.

2154
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:34,860
Jar Jar's gone forever.

2155
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:35,400
Uh-huh.

2156
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,140
All right.

2157
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:37,630
Um, Rey and Kylo, like, have a

2158
00:50:37,630 --> 00:50:39,010
moment where they look at each

2159
00:50:39,010 --> 00:50:40,340
other, but they realize the

2160
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,670
entire facility is falling

2161
00:50:41,670 --> 00:50:42,200
apart.

2162
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:43,580
They've got a book.

2163
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,700
So they book.

2164
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,640
They get out.

2165
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,030
Meanwhile, all the ships start

2166
00:50:47,030 --> 00:50:48,400
crashing down onto the planet,

2167
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:48,780
too.

2168
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,770
So not only do they have to get

2169
00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:50,800
out of the facility, they've

2170
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,730
got to get to their ship and

2171
00:50:51,730 --> 00:50:52,840
avoid all the other stuff.

2172
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,520
The Rebels continue to do their

2173
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,780
bit, um, you know, up top.

2174
00:50:58,460 --> 00:50:59,140
You know, they continue to

2175
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:00,580
fight the good fight, and they

2176
00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:02,180
notice all the ships are, like,

2177
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:02,940
crashing.

2178
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,960
So they begin to celebrate.

2179
00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:06,900
They're all celebrating having

2180
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:07,800
a good time.

2181
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:10,100
Um, Kylo and Rey get off the

2182
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:12,810
planet successfully and join up

2183
00:51:12,810 --> 00:51:15,060
with them and meet them.

2184
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,880
So that's going well.

2185
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,260
And at that point, they all

2186
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:20,940
meet up together, like, on a

2187
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:22,760
nearby planet, you know, to

2188
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,700
celebrate their victory.

2189
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,540
And that's where, you know, Kylo

2190
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:29,900
and Rey, like, show up together

2191
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:32,270
kind of much in the same way as,

2192
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:35,000
like, Leia and Han Solo would.

2193
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,600
You have Poe and Finn, and they

2194
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,120
have the first good gay kiss in

2195
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,660
Star Wars history on film.

2196
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:46,640
And then finally at the end, um,

2197
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,520
Rey and Kylo do go to Tatooine

2198
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,090
to honor the memory of Luke and

2199
00:51:53,090 --> 00:51:53,900
Leia.

2200
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,680
And they take up residence.

2201
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:56,840
And Han.

2202
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,270
And they take up residence in

2203
00:51:59,270 --> 00:52:01,270
Luke's childhood home, much in

2204
00:52:01,270 --> 00:52:03,360
the same way that the current

2205
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,640
ending works.

2206
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:06,670
Even though Kylo Ren dies in

2207
00:52:06,670 --> 00:52:07,920
the current ending.

2208
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:08,980
Even what?

2209
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,370
Even though Kylo Ren dies in

2210
00:52:10,370 --> 00:52:11,600
the current ending.

2211
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,560
Let's, let's have a happy

2212
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,020
ending.

2213
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:16,520
Like, he shouldn't just be redeemed.

2214
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,200
He should be redeemed and have

2215
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,220
the ability to live a good life.

2216
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,770
And I think that that, that is

2217
00:52:22,770 --> 00:52:25,340
a much better Star Wars sequel

2218
00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:27,910
trilogy than what Disney came

2219
00:52:27,910 --> 00:52:28,940
up with.

2220
00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:29,500
Yippee.

2221
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,080
It still has enough subplots to

2222
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,280
where people can build

2223
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,060
character.

2224
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:34,960
It has enough, you know, it has

2225
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,740
enough battles to keep things

2226
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:37,820
interesting.

2227
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,450
But it doesn't split into 15

2228
00:52:39,450 --> 00:52:40,910
different directions with a

2229
00:52:40,910 --> 00:52:42,180
bunch of subplots that go

2230
00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:42,900
nowhere.

2231
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:43,900
Hmm.

2232
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,740
And I think, I don't know, I

2233
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,190
think that would have been a

2234
00:52:47,190 --> 00:52:49,080
much better overall story.

2235
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,330
I mean, obviously this isn't

2236
00:52:50,330 --> 00:52:50,960
ironed out.

2237
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,640
I mean, Kit and I are just, I

2238
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,960
mean, you and I are just two...

2239
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:55,980
Random people?

2240
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,160
Random people.

2241
00:52:57,580 --> 00:52:57,760
Random people.

2242
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,020
Like, we're not screenwriters.

2243
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,910
We're not, you know, we're not

2244
00:53:01,910 --> 00:53:03,080
experts.

2245
00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:05,700
We have no ties to Hollywood.

2246
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:06,860
Sadly.

2247
00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:07,560
Sadly.

2248
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:10,280
This is just our fan theory.

2249
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,470
And that's what we bring to you

2250
00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:14,320
here on Non-Topical.

2251
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,420
A nonsense fan theory for you

2252
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:18,740
to enjoy.

2253
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:19,920
Well, fan idea.

2254
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:21,020
Or fan idea.

2255
00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,200
Sorry, fan edit?

2256
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:24,780
It's not really an edit.

2257
00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:25,340
Recreation.

2258
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:25,860
Yeah.

2259
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:25,940
Yeah.

2260
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:26,500
Yeah.

2261
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,310
Um, that's what we bring you

2262
00:53:28,310 --> 00:53:28,880
here.

2263
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,830
This is the high quality

2264
00:53:29,830 --> 00:53:31,140
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2265
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:31,500
Me.

2266
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,920
Much high quality.

2267
00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:34,510
And Kit talking for hours about

2268
00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:35,660
this type of stuff.

2269
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,120
But if you do happen to like

2270
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,790
what you are listening to, Nontopical.com

2271
00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:41,060
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2272
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,370
And you can click on our Ko-Fi

2273
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:45,790
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2274
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,340
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2275
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,360
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2276
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2277
00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:52,900
means show value in return.

2278
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,200
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2279
00:53:55,340 --> 00:53:57,200
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2280
00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,100
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2281
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,100
Like, subscribe, share.

2282
00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:01,710
Get this thing out to as many

2283
00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:02,980
people as you can.

2284
00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:04,620
Do all the good internet things.

2285
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:06,940
Spam your relatives and friends.

2286
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,130
Make us go viral for all the

2287
00:54:09,130 --> 00:54:10,640
wrong reasons.

2288
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:11,620
Yeah.

2289
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,600
Do you have anything to add?

2290
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,120
What do you think of our story?

2291
00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:16,720
It's pretty good.

2292
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,800
It's pretty good.

2293
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:18,600
All right.

2294
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:19,700
So, I think that's good.

2295
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,600
All that matters is Darth Jar

2296
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,000
Jar.

2297
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:22,500
Yep.

2298
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,870
Darth Jar Jar becomes a thing

2299
00:54:24,870 --> 00:54:25,640
in canon.

2300
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:26,420
Yes.

2301
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:26,980
Finally.

2302
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:27,800
Canonically.

2303
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:28,900
All right.

2304
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,070
Well, I think that does us for

2305
00:54:31,070 --> 00:54:31,820
today.

2306
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,760
So, thank you everybody.

2307
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:35,380
And we'll catch you next time.

2308
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:35,880
Bye.

2309
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:36,200
Bye.