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So you're going to be toothless

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tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to call you toothless

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from now on.

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Yeah.

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We're starting tomorrow.

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How do you feel about your impending

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date with the knife?

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Yay.

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You know they're going to give

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you drugs, right?

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Yeah.

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They're going to knock you out?

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Yeah.

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Are you looking forward to it?

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I don't know.

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I'm hoping the gas works.

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Or whatever they do.

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Like, whatever.

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They might inject you with

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something.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what methods they're

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going to use to torture.

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I mean, work on you.

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It's like being abducted by

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aliens.

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Okay?

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Except the aliens, like,

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actually, like, take some teeth.

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So, like, you get knocked out.

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You wake up.

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You're like, huh?

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Like, I don't remember the past

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three hours.

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And why the hell are my toenails

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missing?

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Like, just, that's the intended

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experience is you get knocked

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out.

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You wake up.

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And the thing that is gone is

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gone.

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Or the thing that should be

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gone is gone.

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You know?

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That, I think, is the intent.

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But I'm kind of hoping.

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This does happen sometimes, by

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the way.

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I'm kind of hoping that you

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start coming out of the anesthesia

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and you can't think rationally.

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Now, don't get me wrong.

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I can't think rationally anyway.

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You beat me to it.

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You beat me to it.

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Damn it.

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Damn it.

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But, but like, worse than

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normal.

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I think it would be hilarious

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if, like, you come out of it

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and you just start, like, rambling

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about Minecraft or something.

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And it's just like, oh, the

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creeper's gonna get me.

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The creeper's in my mouth.

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You know?

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Some stupid junk like that

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where you're literally so

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impacted by the effects of the

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drugs in your system that you

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can't respond rationally.

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And again, I know you can't

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respond rationally, like, in

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your own opinion anyway.

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between, you know, not being

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able to respond rationally,

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like, at your normal

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intelligence level.

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And not being able to respond

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rationally because you're under

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the influence of drugs.

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And the second...

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Or it'll just be exactly the

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same as how I usually respond.

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Yeah, you'll probably just be

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like, eh.

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What was it like being knocked

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I don't know.

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I wasn't conscious.

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I was unconscious.

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What do you mean, what was it

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like being knocked out?

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Well, what was it like, you

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know, coming out of being

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knocked out?

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It was like waking up.

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Because that's what I did.

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I woke up.

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Also, the best kind of flowers

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are out now.

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Oh, the stinky flowers.

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Oh my gosh, those flowers are

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awful smelling.

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Oh, I breathed it in.

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It doesn't even help if you

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only breathe through your mouth.

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Yeah, because then you taste it.

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Oh my gosh.

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I... There's no way to... Like,

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it smells and tastes... Not

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like death, but just... Bad. Is

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what it smells and... Like...

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Undescribably bad. Like...

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Indescribably horrible.

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Unexplainably horrid.

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Hey, look, there's some flowers.

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Oh, boy.

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Yeah, so...

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You know, I still don't regret

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us seeing a Minecraft movie,

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but it was terrible.

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Ah, yes.

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And I know it's, like, the

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normal thing right now for the

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internet to hate on a Minecraft

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movie.

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But it's not really entirely

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hating on it.

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No, because it made 500 and

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something million dollars in

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the first two weeks, which

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means you know they're gonna

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make a second one now.

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I mean, that was already

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obvious from the ending.

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Yeah, but you can make a cliffhanger

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ending and not actually make

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another movie. Like, this has

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happened before.

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Like, it's just meant to be,

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like, a cliffhanger to be fun.

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But they knew it was gonna be

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successful.

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Yeah, for babies.

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Yeah, and people have already

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theorized...

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Or people of baby intelligence,

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at least.

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Like, you know, I understand

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kids liking this movie.

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And you know what? Like, if I

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disconnect my brain enough...

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It's okay.

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I can find moments that are

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funny.

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But you have to disconnect any

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rational part of your brain.

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The minute that you allow the

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rational part of your brain to

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connect to the movie-watching

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part of your brain,

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It all falls apart so quickly.

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And I'm not saying, like, it

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gradually falls apart over time.

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I'm saying, like, imagine you're

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on a cliff.

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And then all of a sudden there's

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no cliff and you're falling.

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Like, there's no earthquake.

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There's no rumbling.

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There's not even a magic, like,

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noun.

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A magic noise of, like, some

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magic wand being cast and you

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being teleported somewhere.

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Slash filer.

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Yeah.

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It's just...

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It's just gone and you're

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falling into oblivion.

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Oh, I love the chipmunk.

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Yay.

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Chipmunk.

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Anyway, Minecraft movie.

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I...

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It could have...

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It easily could have been

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better.

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Well, yeah, obviously.

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And I'm not even saying, like,

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multi-million dollar changes.

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I'm saying it easily...

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Actually, there are probably

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changes that will make it

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better and saved money.

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It easily could have been

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better.

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Like, you know, not doing all

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those...

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Not, like, post-processing the

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backgrounds and making them

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look bad.

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When they actually looked okay.

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Like, not replacing the actual

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backgrounds with some digital

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stuff, too.

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Physical stuff.

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But at the same time, we know

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they replaced most of it.

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But to quote Red Letter Media,

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they just made it look like barf.

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Like, hey, hey, color editor,

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what we want you to do is just

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turn up the brightness and

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contrast to, like, 11.

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Make it so unnaturally bright

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that it hurts your eyes.

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And the only place it doesn't

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do that is in the Nether and

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somewhat in real life.

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But even in real life.

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It's too colorful.

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It's too colorful.

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I mean, obviously, the Nether

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scenes were always the best

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scenes.

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And, you know, the Technoblade.

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Well, yeah, there was the brief

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Technoblade reference.

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That will be good regardless of

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what you do.

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Even if it was like a drawing

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by a two-year-old, it would

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still be the best part of the

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movie.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Because, you know, Technoblade.

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Technoblade.

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I will confess.

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There were two times during the

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movie that I teared up.

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And they had nothing to do with

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the plot of the movie.

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Obviously.

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Nothing to do with the

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characters in the movie.

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The first time is I teared up

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when they had the Mojang logo

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on the screen.

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Along with the noise that we're

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all used to hearing with the Mojang

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logo.

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And then you start hearing the

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actual music from Minecraft.

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I mean, yeah.

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Because it's like they made it.

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They were the small little

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indie game company and they've

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made it.

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Well, it's not just that.

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It's also that, you know, it's

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nostalgia.

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Yeah.

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Like, you just feel.

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I mean, although that.

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That sound is not.

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Is a much newer sound.

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I know that it's a newer sound.

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But it would be like, you know.

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I don't know why they didn't do

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this for the Sonic movies.

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If they had the Sega opening

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and went.

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Sega.

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I think they did.

302
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Oh, they did.

303
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Okay.

304
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I forgot about that.

305
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Like, that.

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I could be misremembering

307
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though.

308
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My memory isn't good.

309
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Like, but that legit.

310
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Like, that type of stuff makes

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me tear up a little bit.

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All right.

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And then, obviously, the Technoblade

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reference.

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I mean, you can't help but feel

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something there.

317
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Yeah.

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Like, if you.

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And keep in mind, when Technoblade

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died, I didn't know who he was.

321
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And I was like, who the hell is

322
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Technoblade?

323
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And then I, like, years later

324
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watched his stuff.

325
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And I'm like, yeah, that guy

326
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was.

327
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That guy was amazingly

328
00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:03,240
hilarious and could kick

329
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everybody's ass in the game.

330
00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:05,780
Yep.

331
00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:08,260
So...

332
00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:09,760
Technoblade reference and

333
00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,420
opening.

334
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We'll admit to man tears.

335
00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:14,040
Okay?

336
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,700
Don't judge me.

337
00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,680
But the rest of the movie, like,

338
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the only way you would get

339
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tears out of me is if you were

340
00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,880
torturing me, like, by, like,

341
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causing physical pain.

342
00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:25,580
Yeah.

343
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,740
Like, you could cry because of

344
00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:28,760
how bad it is.

345
00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,880
No, that's giving the movie too

346
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,680
much, like, value.

347
00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:33,880
Yeah.

348
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But...

349
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I'm saying, like, if something

350
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else bad was happening.

351
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,520
And there were really, like,

352
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two characters that were

353
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,700
developed.

354
00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:42,860
Yeah.

355
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,150
And that was Steve, if you can

356
00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:47,360
call Jack Black, playing Jack

357
00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,100
Black, developed.

358
00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:49,840
Yeah.

359
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,020
And...

360
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:51,580
Garrett.

361
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,300
What's his name?

362
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:52,680
Garrett.

363
00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,920
Garrett was the only developed

364
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:55,980
character.

365
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,300
I don't even count Steve as

366
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developed.

367
00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,340
Yeah, because Steve doesn't

368
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really have that much of an arc.

369
00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,420
Like, he kind of does, like...

370
00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:05,300
Oh, I'm gonna...

371
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,800
No, I know what his arc is.

372
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:07,700
What was his arc?

373
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,440
His arc was he is Steve.

374
00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,060
Well, no, he goes back to the

375
00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,100
real world at the end.

376
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,300
He makes the choice to leave

377
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,400
the Minecraft world.

378
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,980
But, but he's gonna go back.

379
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:17,920
Well...

380
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,820
In the sequel.

381
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:19,800
Yeah, yeah.

382
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,650
But the only one that had an

383
00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:24,620
arc and was worth anything was...

384
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:24,980
Garrett.

385
00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:25,300
Garrett.

386
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,800
Jason Momoa.

387
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800
And even then...

388
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,760
It wasn't amazing.

389
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,660
It didn't make a ton of sense.

390
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:32,420
Like...

391
00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:34,140
But he had an arc.

392
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,880
Yeah, he had an arc where they

393
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,500
tried to make it seem as if he

394
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,920
became less selfish.

395
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,840
In a very short time period.

396
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,330
And he became the main

397
00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,540
character's father figure.

398
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,110
Oh, by the way, in case we didn't

399
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:47,260
say it, spoilers.

400
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:48,660
Yeah.

401
00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,960
But also, fuck you.

402
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:53,840
Because...

403
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,080
Yeah.

404
00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,840
This movie, it...

405
00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,320
Trash.

406
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,590
The most definition of trash,

407
00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:01,580
by the way.

408
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,590
Now, like, again, this is not a

409
00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:05,620
bad movie like Plan 9 from Outer

410
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:06,520
Space bad.

411
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,330
This is not like an unintentionally

412
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,520
bad movie or an intentionally

413
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,560
bad movie.

414
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,660
It's not as bad as Side Hacker.

415
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,040
No.

416
00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,710
It's not as bad as certain

417
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,520
Mystery Science 3000 movies.

418
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,420
Yeah.

419
00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:22,920
Mystery Science Theater 3000.

420
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,380
Yeah.

421
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,080
How dare you.

422
00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:24,740
Yeah, I know.

423
00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:25,420
How dare I.

424
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,840
But I will say that...

425
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,700
There's nothing to give real

426
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,680
people that have a functioning

427
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,840
intellect...

428
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,920
Not many of those exist anymore.

429
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,880
Yeah, I know.

430
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,730
But there's nothing to give

431
00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:41,260
that...

432
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:41,840
Like...

433
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,220
Brother and sister...

434
00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,800
Supposedly mom died.

435
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,800
We don't even know about dad.

436
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:49,240
Yeah.

437
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,650
Like, dad might have left the

438
00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:51,760
picture ahead of time.

439
00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:52,320
Probably.

440
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,260
You know, or maybe he pre-deceased

441
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:54,700
mom.

442
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,400
We don't know.

443
00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:56,910
I'm fairly sure they said

444
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,770
something about him leaving or

445
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,200
something or other.

446
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,760
All we know is 16-year-old girl

447
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,360
who is playing a 19-year-old or

448
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,560
something has custody of her

449
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,240
little brother.

450
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,140
And they're driving in a car.

451
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:10,140
Unfortunately.

452
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,380
And there's just like a throwaway

453
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,240
comment.

454
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,600
Oh, well...

455
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,240
You know, since mom died, we

456
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,110
have to move to someplace that's

457
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:20,740
cheaper.

458
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,570
And then there was the, uh,

459
00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:24,860
just like mom made it, you know?

460
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:25,400
Yeah.

461
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:25,760
Oh, yeah.

462
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,900
The tater tot breakfast thing.

463
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,180
And then it was never brought

464
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:29,760
up again.

465
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:30,700
Never brought up again.

466
00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,480
There was no sadness amongst

467
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,880
either one of them.

468
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,840
About, like...

469
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,840
There was not even a comment of...

470
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,820
Like, kid gets to school, looks

471
00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,880
sad, and like somebody's like,

472
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,420
What's wrong with me?

473
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,660
It's like, you know, it's just...

474
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,800
You know, my mom died.

475
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,220
You know, maybe we should...

476
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,420
Now that you brought it up,

477
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:51,860
maybe we should talk about the

478
00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:52,360
kid, eh?

479
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:52,780
Remember?

480
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:53,840
The main character.

481
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:53,940
Oh, yes.

482
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,220
The bullied...

483
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,130
The quote-unquote main

484
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,180
character that isn't a main

485
00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:57,820
character.

486
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,460
The poor bullied one.

487
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,520
So bullied.

488
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,540
So bullied.

489
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,120
So terribly bullied.

490
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,380
You know, like...

491
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,140
And here's the thing.

492
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,880
You want to know what you do?

493
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,240
Damn it.

494
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,240
I said here's the thing.

495
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:09,880
I'm sorry.

496
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,910
I'm trying not to say here's

497
00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:11,360
the thing.

498
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:11,940
I say it too much.

499
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,230
But for reference, I actually

500
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:16,920
legit got bullied.

501
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:17,620
Okay?

502
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,160
And by legit get bullied, I

503
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,960
mean, like, people prank called

504
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,080
my house.

505
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,460
People checked me into lockers.

506
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,960
I had pasta and slushies dumped

507
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,360
on me at times.

508
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,680
I got tripped and, like, in the

509
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,860
mud at times.

510
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,490
I got spitballs and spitwads

511
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,600
thrown at me.

512
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,240
All right?

513
00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:41,900
I legit got bullied at times.

514
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:42,980
All right?

515
00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:43,900
Yeah.

516
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,880
And I'm fine.

517
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,160
I turned out perfectly okay.

518
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:50,320
Mostly.

519
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:50,880
Mostly.

520
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:51,740
Partially.

521
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,340
Partially.

522
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,160
But...

523
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:53,860
I think so.

524
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,380
I am a functioning adult.

525
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,380
I will say that.

526
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,020
I have a job.

527
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,480
I pay my bills.

528
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,480
More bills than you should pay.

529
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,680
More bills than I should pay.

530
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,430
You know, spend too much money

531
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,910
sometimes on things like

532
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,640
microphones for podcasts.

533
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,800
Or, you know, Ghostbusters

534
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,580
stuff.

535
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,610
No, the Ghostbusters stuff was

536
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:14,460
going to happen.

537
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,280
There's no getting around that.

538
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:16,780
That was going to happen.

539
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,080
Anyway.

540
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,160
Point being, I know what being

541
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,500
bullied is like.

542
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,580
And I know that bullying doesn't

543
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,360
just stay in the school when

544
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,400
you're around the bullies.

545
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,750
They can track you on your

546
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,120
phones and do all sorts of

547
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:29,860
stuff now.

548
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:30,520
Fine.

549
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:30,880
Yeah.

550
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,580
So, they try to set up.

551
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,180
This kid is being bullied.

552
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,300
I mean, in, like, the first 15

553
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,100
minutes of being in real life.

554
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,420
For the first 15 minutes.

555
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,880
And why is he being bullied?

556
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,890
Uh, because the other kids are

557
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:50,200
stupid and don't know science.

558
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:50,800
No, no, no.

559
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,050
We got to go to the surface

560
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,350
level of the message of the

561
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,100
movie here.

562
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,880
The very paper thin.

563
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:56,500
Oh, yeah.

564
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,240
Paper thin message of the movie.

565
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,060
Right, right.

566
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,820
Because he's being creative.

567
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,400
Yes, that's right.

568
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,540
Ladies and gentlemen.

569
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,800
In art class.

570
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,040
Yes.

571
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,160
This kid was drawing something

572
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,100
in art class that was not the

573
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,840
assigned assignment.

574
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,950
And even his teacher was making

575
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,760
fun of him for it.

576
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,160
And the students were like.

577
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,960
So, the kid drew a jetpack.

578
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:21,480
Yeah.

579
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,240
All right.

580
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,480
Drew a jetpack.

581
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,400
Now, here's the thing.

582
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,120
If you draw a jetpack, fine.

583
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:27,760
Like.

584
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,510
And then the logical response

585
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,370
of the people in his class was,

586
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,800
first of all, to make fun of

587
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,180
his drawing.

588
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,680
And second of all, to say.

589
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,680
You can't make that.

590
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,320
That can exist in real life.

591
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,080
At which point, kid legit

592
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,620
builds a rocket pack.

593
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,240
Oh, yeah.

594
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,060
Right from the start.

595
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:49,760
Nothing's happened.

596
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,150
This is like the first five

597
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:51,600
minutes.

598
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:51,780
Yeah.

599
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,500
There's no barrier.

600
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:55,680
Okay.

601
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,140
There's no adversity here.

602
00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,470
He literally just starts

603
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,050
gathering junk and building a

604
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:01,760
jetpack.

605
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,320
Yeah.

606
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,460
It's a throwaway thing.

607
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,040
You know, kid can build a jetpack.

608
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:05,480
Who cares?

609
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:06,550
We've got to get to Minecraft

610
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:06,960
for it.

611
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,180
Yes.

612
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,060
So, kid builds jetpack.

613
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,370
And Bully, first of all, the

614
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,560
entire school and teacher amass

615
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,360
around him outside of the

616
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,440
school for some reason.

617
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:17,920
Yeah.

618
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,650
As he gets ready to fire this

619
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,520
thing off.

620
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,660
Also, for some reason, Bully

621
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:23,560
sabotages.

622
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,040
Yeah.

623
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,000
So, Bully sabotages the jetpack

624
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,940
by cutting a single wire on it.

625
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:28,300
Yeah.

626
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,180
Maybe two.

627
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,200
Jetpack still takes off.

628
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,660
And flies straight up for a

629
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,780
good long while.

630
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,100
Flies straight up for a good

631
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,660
long while, then goes sideways

632
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,260
and blows up the town's potato

633
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:39,980
chip mascot.

634
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,440
Also, can we, can I just

635
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,400
thought of this.

636
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,770
Can we question how it just so

637
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,210
happened to go up that perfect

638
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:45,960
distance?

639
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:46,640
Yeah.

640
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,680
Like, how would it suddenly?

641
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,300
Like, the bullies aren't that

642
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:50,860
smart.

643
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:51,620
They went, no.

644
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:52,440
Ah, yes.

645
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,900
It will go up about, let's see

646
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,960
here, 100 feet.

647
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,990
And then it's going to turn and

648
00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:00,120
go straight.

649
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:00,320
100 feet.

650
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,480
It was hundreds of feet.

651
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,890
Like, what would happen if the

652
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,560
thing just blew up upon launch?

653
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:07,260
Yeah.

654
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,840
And like, shrapneled everybody

655
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,600
in the crowd.

656
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,040
Except for our main character.

657
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:12,700
Well, yeah.

658
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:13,380
Plot armor.

659
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,430
But, so, we're supposed to feel

660
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,120
bad for this kid.

661
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,850
Who, clearly, is going to be on

662
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:23,220
the Department of Homeland

663
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,480
Security wanted list.

664
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,520
And then is going to get

665
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,930
recruited by the CIA and or

666
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,800
military industrial complex.

667
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,660
For building a fuel efficient

668
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:34,840
jet pack.

669
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:35,160
Yeah.

670
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:36,400
Yep.

671
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,050
So, we're supposed to feel bad

672
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:38,620
for him.

673
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:39,180
Yep.

674
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,730
Sister works at the potato chip

675
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,050
factory that he blew up the

676
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:42,760
mascot on.

677
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,280
Well, she just got there.

678
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:44,680
Yeah.

679
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:44,720
Yeah.

680
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,280
But still.

681
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,260
So, that's a thing.

682
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,040
Yeah.

683
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:49,060
Yeah.

684
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:49,780
And then.

685
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,140
And somehow, him blowing up the

686
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,420
potato would have gotten her to

687
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,640
lose her job.

688
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:56,400
Yeah.

689
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,120
Somehow.

690
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,440
But, like, somehow, the other

691
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,240
part of this is realtor lady.

692
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,840
Realtor lady.

693
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:05,860
Realtor lady.

694
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:06,960
Are we not talking about

695
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,400
Garrett because he's actually

696
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:08,840
good?

697
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,160
We'll come back to Garrett

698
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,720
because Garrett actually has a

699
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,080
purpose for existence.

700
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:13,700
Yes.

701
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,000
But, he has a good story.

702
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:16,340
Yeah.

703
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,200
He has a good character.

704
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,180
Garrett legit has a good story.

705
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,800
But, like, realtor lady.

706
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,550
Realtor lady who also knows how

707
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:23,860
to handle animals.

708
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:24,420
Yes.

709
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,300
That's literally who she is.

710
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,220
She is sassy realtor lady that

711
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,140
has one-off statements and is

712
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,990
good with animals in the real

713
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,510
world, which serves no purpose

714
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,760
in the Minecraft world at all.

715
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:41,160
Yeah.

716
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,400
It still has one purpose.

717
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:43,900
Yes.

718
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:44,980
What?

719
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,340
She got the wolves, remember?

720
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,360
Oh, she fed the wolf the bug.

721
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,360
Yeah, yeah.

722
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,680
She got an army of wolves.

723
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:53,580
Oh.

724
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,060
Wow.

725
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,630
The significance to the plot,

726
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:57,960
ladies and gentlemen.

727
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:58,960
The wolf who-

728
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,920
It was a throwaway shot.

729
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,220
Yeah.

730
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,140
The wolf who, like, didn't do-

731
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:04,500
Oh, no.

732
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,040
That was-

733
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,240
Wait.

734
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,510
That wolf was already tamed

735
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,060
anyway.

736
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,700
Well, there were a bunch at the

737
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,800
end that she tamed.

738
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,080
Oh.

739
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,180
For the final battle.

740
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,000
Oh, for the final battle.

741
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,220
But we're skipping ahead too

742
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:14,600
much.

743
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,450
We're still talking about the

744
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:15,900
beginning.

745
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,300
Yeah, yeah.

746
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:16,460
Let me come back.

747
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,610
Anyway, the reason why I'm not

748
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,510
saying much about Sister is

749
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,740
Sister doesn't do anything.

750
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,100
Yeah.

751
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:23,940
Not really.

752
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,500
Like, legitimately.

753
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:26,660
Like, legitimately.

754
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,580
You could have killed Sister

755
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,420
off in the first act and been

756
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,060
fine.

757
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,140
Literally.

758
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,320
Have her get blown out.

759
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:34,640
Like, she-

760
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,820
No, no, no.

761
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,460
She did the only thing she did

762
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,990
to contribute to the entire

763
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,880
plot of the movie.

764
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,300
She insulted her little brother.

765
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:45,820
Yeah.

766
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,640
She insulted her little brother

767
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,160
in what was supposed to be an

768
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,030
emotional, you betrayed me type

769
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:51,900
of moment.

770
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,240
Which it wasn't.

771
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:53,300
Which it wasn't.

772
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,280
But it wasn't.

773
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,540
And, because you already don't

774
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,720
care about the brother because

775
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,560
he's like-

776
00:19:59,560 --> 00:19:59,940
OP.

777
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,600
Super genius OP.

778
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,780
And so, like, she just makes,

779
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,060
like, a half-hearted, angry-ish

780
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,380
type of comment.

781
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,050
Like, you always cause problems

782
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:11,570
with your inventions and your

783
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,420
creativity.

784
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,680
Yeah, I don't even remember

785
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,360
what it was.

786
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,100
It was so forgettable.

787
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,150
And then at the end, of course,

788
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,900
she apologizes for what she

789
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,500
said.

790
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,350
But it really didn't have an

791
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,160
impact on anything.

792
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,160
Like, guy-boy character doesn't

793
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,040
even have an arc in the

794
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,880
Minecraft world.

795
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,670
Like, it's not like he built

796
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,800
anything overly significant.

797
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,400
He built a tower.

798
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,160
And a tater tot gun.

799
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:37,480
Oh, yeah, that's right.

800
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,680
The tater tot gun.

801
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,910
The remarkable creation that is

802
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,180
a tater tot gun.

803
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,560
And he made the thing at the

804
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,940
end that we're not going to

805
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,000
talk about yet.

806
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,040
Yeah, yeah.

807
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,620
Oh, bad guy was good.

808
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,490
I heard some reviewers say,

809
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,390
like, actress for bad person

810
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:54,720
character was not good actress.

811
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,480
I thought she was fine.

812
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:56,680
Yeah.

813
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,700
Like, that was...

814
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,400
Her backstory was a bit goofy.

815
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:00,900
Yeah.

816
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,460
The backstory was stupid.

817
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,630
I appreciate the pig step,

818
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,520
though.

819
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:05,820
Yeah.

820
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:06,720
Yeah.

821
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,080
Backstory was stupid.

822
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:12,180
But she was a good villain.

823
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:12,680
Yeah.

824
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,010
Like, just straight up good

825
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:14,600
villain.

826
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,960
I wish we got more of her.

827
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:16,300
Yeah.

828
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:17,020
But we didn't.

829
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,850
And again, they could have

830
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,650
easily fixed her arc and made

831
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:21,860
her have an arc.

832
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:22,300
Yeah.

833
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,060
But they didn't.

834
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:23,420
Yeah.

835
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,850
And I will again point out that

836
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,690
it's just the seer from

837
00:21:27,690 --> 00:21:30,150
Minecraft Legends, but more

838
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,000
personality-ish.

839
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:32,460
Yes.

840
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,260
If you can call it personality.

841
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:37,020
So, finally we get to...

842
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,640
We have to talk about Gert.

843
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,260
Yes, that's where we were going.

844
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,140
Oh, well, wait.

845
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,170
We never talked about the

846
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:42,940
opening scene.

847
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,470
Oh, you mean the five minutes

848
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,900
of narration straight?

849
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,340
Yeah, from Jack Black.

850
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:47,780
Yeah.

851
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,160
Jack Black narrating as Jack

852
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,600
Black, playing Jack Black in

853
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,970
the most Jack Black-iest way

854
00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:53,570
that you could potentially Jack

855
00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:53,920
Black.

856
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:54,740
Yeah.

857
00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:57,140
Like, if you've seen Kung Fu

858
00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:58,900
Panda, alright?

859
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,570
If you've seen Kung Fu Panda,

860
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,040
or you've seen any of other

861
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,480
Jack Black-y, like, family...

862
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,320
Except for Jumanji.

863
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,280
Except for Jumanji.

864
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,320
Yeah, except for Jumanji.

865
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,280
But, like, any standard family

866
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,240
Jack Black, or even, like, his

867
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,130
Orange County, I believe, was

868
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:14,880
the name of the movie Roll.

869
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,930
You know, if you took the

870
00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:20,440
craziest Jack Black that you

871
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,850
saw in any of these movies,

872
00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:25,910
multiplied him times a thousand,

873
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:28,630
then stewed all a thousand Jack

874
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:31,030
Blacks, and distilled the

875
00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:33,870
essence down to purest possible

876
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:36,500
Jack Black, that's what this

877
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,820
movie is.

878
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:38,300
Yeah.

879
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,730
There's nothing to say about

880
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:43,870
him, except every line, somehow,

881
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:45,500
is over the top.

882
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,100
Yeah.

883
00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:48,260
Every single...

884
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,680
Especially when he says the

885
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,640
name of things.

886
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,650
Wait, when he says, oh, the, uh,

887
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:53,880
the name of things.

888
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,640
The names of things, yes.

889
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,480
All the trailer moments.

890
00:22:58,140 --> 00:22:58,420
Yeah.

891
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,230
Which all the kids in the movie

892
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:02,110
theater were saying along with

893
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:04,500
the movie, which I was like...

894
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,370
The only moment that I approved

895
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:10,240
of these kids and their parents

896
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,980
talking was when they said,

897
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:14,400
Technoblade, Technoblade.

898
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,230
Like, then, you know, my heart

899
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,040
went a little bit soft there.

900
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:18,560
You know?

901
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,730
But, but, but, but it's still

902
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:22,680
kind of an insult after all of

903
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,730
them, after they kept saying

904
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:25,640
all the lines.

905
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,100
Yeah.

906
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:26,660
That Jack Black stuff.

907
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,160
All the lines from the trailer.

908
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:29,040
All of them.

909
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:29,700
Yeah.

910
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,480
Every trailer line.

911
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,040
Even though they did modify one

912
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,180
of the shots from the trailer

913
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,660
compared to the actual...

914
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,160
Yeah, I think it was still the

915
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,620
same voice line, though.

916
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:39,900
Yeah.

917
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,120
It was just a different shot.

918
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,590
It was just, it was just a

919
00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:43,800
different take.

920
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:44,200
Yeah.

921
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:45,300
But, but...

922
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,900
So, like, in the exact same

923
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:47,760
voice line.

924
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,900
Jason Momoa.

925
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,910
Well, I, I, I do want to talk

926
00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:52,630
about the, the, the opening a

927
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:53,820
little bit more.

928
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,660
Okay, go ahead.

929
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,660
Jack Black, he, he narrates

930
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,420
about how he was a child and

931
00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,620
yearned for the lines and, and

932
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,360
couldn't do it.

933
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,360
Because...

934
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:02,720
For reasons.

935
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,400
No, no children allowed.

936
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,650
No children allowed in the,

937
00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:07,050
well, actually, that's a good

938
00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:07,500
rule.

939
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:07,960
Yeah.

940
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,130
No children allowed in the

941
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:09,600
mines.

942
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,240
Fine.

943
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,610
But there's no reason when he

944
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:12,860
turned 18 that he couldn't have

945
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:14,160
gone back and be like, yo.

946
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,160
Yeah.

947
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,680
Give me a job as a minor.

948
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,780
Nah, nah.

949
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,710
You see, he had to go and take

950
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,910
that soul-sucking office job,

951
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:22,840
you know?

952
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,950
Yeah, soul-sucking corporate

953
00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:24,240
job.

954
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,980
That, that was kind of funny.

955
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,640
Yeah, that was.

956
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,900
But it was annoying that it was

957
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,110
all narration, so it wasn't

958
00:24:29,110 --> 00:24:29,820
that funny.

959
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,070
Yeah, it would have been more

960
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,320
funny if you just, like, saw

961
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,520
him, like, cut to a scene of

962
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,880
him just sitting there brooding

963
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,420
over, like, his computer.

964
00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:38,220
And then just, like, doing the

965
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,920
internet table flip thing and

966
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,680
just, like, running out.

967
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,680
Or, or you could have, or you

968
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,070
could have it be, like, uh, the,

969
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,400
the computer has something that,

970
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,320
that shows, are you tired of

971
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,260
your job?

972
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:53,650
Do you find your soul leaving

973
00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:56,240
your body because how much your

974
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,360
job sucks?

975
00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,610
Yeah, or, like, even, look, if

976
00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:01,260
you wanted to do it right,

977
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:03,130
heaven forbid, you actually

978
00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:05,150
have, like, him see something

979
00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:06,260
about, like,

980
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:08,400
you know, how, like, heroic

981
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,710
miners saved, like, you know,

982
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,930
kid that tripped and fell, or,

983
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,850
you know, something about

984
00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:15,820
mining.

985
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:17,400
And it re-triggers his memory

986
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,120
about how much, like, he hates

987
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,590
his job and how he wants to be

988
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:21,280
a miner.

989
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,950
Like, you could have planted

990
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:24,060
that seed there.

991
00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:26,260
And, and also, when he does go

992
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,040
to the mine, it's kind of

993
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,230
stupid that the old guy still,

994
00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:32,170
like, tries to get him to go

995
00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:32,920
away.

996
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,600
I feel like it would have been

997
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,360
better if there was, like, a

998
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,960
nod of somewhat respect and

999
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,400
then he stands aside.

1000
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,700
Why would you still go after

1001
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,060
this, like, middle-aged man?

1002
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,640
Well, obviously, like, the old

1003
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,120
man has, hasn't aged and gotten

1004
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,360
older, first of all.

1005
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,400
Oh, yeah, that's right.

1006
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,430
Second of all, like, I get, it's,

1007
00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:52,480
it's thematic.

1008
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,090
It's supposed to represent, you

1009
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:55,530
know, the man preventing him

1010
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:56,840
from being, you know, the

1011
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,500
person he truly wants to be.

1012
00:25:59,060 --> 00:25:59,800
But, but.

1013
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,910
I, I think you're looking too

1014
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:01,560
deep into it.

1015
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:01,760
Yeah.

1016
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:02,500
It was meant to be funny.

1017
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,500
It also got sold in, like, the

1018
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,420
problem got solved in such the

1019
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,680
stupidest way.

1020
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,030
Like, you would think, like,

1021
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:10,030
some kind of epic battle

1022
00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:10,920
between the two.

1023
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,640
Or, like, some kind of, like,

1024
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,010
the old man takes a swing at

1025
00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:15,120
him and is too old and

1026
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,880
therefore, you know, Jack Black

1027
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,640
just looks pitifully at him.

1028
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:20,550
Like, you're, oh, stupid old

1029
00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:21,760
man and walks by.

1030
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:22,120
No.

1031
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:22,460
No.

1032
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,280
Instead, Jack Black jukes him

1033
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,860
out in a very stupid way.

1034
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:27,060
Yep, just dodges around him.

1035
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:27,840
That's it.

1036
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:28,910
Well, why couldn't you have

1037
00:26:28,910 --> 00:26:30,120
done that when you were a kid?

1038
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:30,940
Oh, no, no.

1039
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:31,860
Was the pickaxe slowing you

1040
00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:32,180
down?

1041
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,580
He wasn't smart enough then.

1042
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,260
Are you sure he was smart

1043
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,320
enough now?

1044
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:36,720
Shut up.

1045
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,570
Anyway, so, let's, let's talk

1046
00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:40,180
about, you talked about the

1047
00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,050
opening and, oh, and obviously

1048
00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,740
you would think the narration

1049
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,360
ends once again in Minecraft

1050
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,540
world, but no.

1051
00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,310
He has to then explain how he

1052
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,220
got, how he opened a portal to

1053
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,160
the nether and got captured by

1054
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,580
the, what's it?

1055
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:53,880
Piglins.

1056
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,010
By the piglins and how they

1057
00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:58,440
kidnapped his dog and all this

1058
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,280
stuff.

1059
00:26:59,280 --> 00:26:59,920
Yes, dog.

1060
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,440
Very important.

1061
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,480
Yes, dog was so important.

1062
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:03,820
Dennis.

1063
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:03,960
Dennis.

1064
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:04,640
Very important.

1065
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:04,720
Dennis.

1066
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:04,840
Very important.

1067
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,000
So important.

1068
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,380
So much merch.

1069
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,020
So much merch with Dennis.

1070
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,710
I felt, I felt so attached to

1071
00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:13,410
Dennis that I just wanted him

1072
00:27:13,410 --> 00:27:14,720
to get hit by a car.

1073
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,100
Oh, wait.

1074
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:15,480
Anyway.

1075
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,740
That was part of the beginning.

1076
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:19,030
So we should talk about how no

1077
00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:21,520
one notices the blocky, curse

1078
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,700
looking Minecraft dog.

1079
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:24,990
Oh, it's just a stray dog on

1080
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:25,740
the street.

1081
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:27,730
Because the dog escapes into

1082
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,890
the real world with the crystal

1083
00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:30,620
thing.

1084
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,220
Yeah.

1085
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,160
Orb of dominance.

1086
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,750
Orb of dominance crystal thing

1087
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,980
for teleportation.

1088
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:36,310
But the point being, dog goes

1089
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:37,600
to the real world with it.

1090
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,260
And, um, yeah, it's just

1091
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,980
hanging around this town in

1092
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:44,060
Idaho.

1093
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:44,760
Yep.

1094
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,680
And, like, it's literally, like,

1095
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,080
right near the town sign.

1096
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,490
Like, for the name of the town

1097
00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:50,810
or the name of the factory of

1098
00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:51,540
the town.

1099
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,360
Whatever it was.

1100
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,680
And, like, nobody notices this

1101
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,170
really disturbing, like, mutant

1102
00:27:57,170 --> 00:27:58,020
of a dog.

1103
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,340
Let's be honest here, though.

1104
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,690
Everyone's too busy looking at

1105
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:01,880
their phones to notice.

1106
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,250
Everybody is too stupid in this

1107
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:03,720
movie.

1108
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:03,940
Yeah.

1109
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:04,180
Yeah.

1110
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:04,720
Obvious.

1111
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:05,160
Period.

1112
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:05,940
Obvious.

1113
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,310
So, now that we've covered the

1114
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,700
ten minutes of narration at the

1115
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,980
beginning of the movie.

1116
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:10,500
Garrett.

1117
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:11,800
Garrett.

1118
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:12,960
The best character.

1119
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:13,340
The garbage man.

1120
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,100
The Garrett, the garbage man garrison.

1121
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:16,800
So, this guy.

1122
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,060
Wow, you remembered his last

1123
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:18,460
name.

1124
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:18,780
I couldn't even remember it.

1125
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,460
That is right.

1126
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,480
I didn't even remember it.

1127
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,520
You're welcome, sir.

1128
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,460
Round of applause, everybody.

1129
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:24,940
Thank you.

1130
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:25,600
All right.

1131
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,220
Anyway.

1132
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,090
I guess you could have, you

1133
00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:29,660
could say that I have a memory

1134
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,960
for trashy things.

1135
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,120
Uh-huh.

1136
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,490
I mean, it is a, it is a 3G

1137
00:28:34,490 --> 00:28:35,280
name.

1138
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:35,500
Yeah.

1139
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,100
It's very, it's, it's, it's.

1140
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:37,780
Alliteration.

1141
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,140
Yeah.

1142
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:38,260
Yeah.

1143
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:39,140
Anyway.

1144
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,380
So, this guy was, like, a video

1145
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:43,380
game all-star back in the days

1146
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,460
of arcades.

1147
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:44,720
Yep.

1148
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,620
He, he, he played, uh, Street

1149
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:47,860
Fighter Knockoff.

1150
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,280
Except it's not called that.

1151
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,820
But, it's Street Fighter Knockoff.

1152
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Yep.

1153
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,960
Street Fighter Knockoff.

1154
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,950
And he won the championship by

1155
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:55,160
using one move.

1156
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:55,400
Yeah.

1157
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,700
That got him the nickname, the

1158
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:57,380
Garbage Man.

1159
00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:57,580
Yeah.

1160
00:28:57,580 --> 00:28:59,210
It was, like, the Garbage Slam

1161
00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:00,020
or garbage.

1162
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:00,080
Yeah.

1163
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,660
Something like that.

1164
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:01,660
Something stupid like that.

1165
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,520
But, like, also, they mentioned

1166
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,370
that it was, like, a two-player,

1167
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:06,600
like, co-op game.

1168
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,040
Yeah.

1169
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,400
And that didn't go anywhere.

1170
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:08,740
Yeah.

1171
00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:10,120
Like, which is really weird.

1172
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,140
I mean, it kind of did at the

1173
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,100
end, but not really.

1174
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:12,720
Yeah, but not really.

1175
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,570
Because that was just his

1176
00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:14,160
general arc.

1177
00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:16,060
Anyway, so, he's, like, living

1178
00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:16,840
in the past.

1179
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,510
All he really cares about is

1180
00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:20,380
that he was this famous guy.

1181
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,380
He runs a retro game store.

1182
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,070
He runs a retro game store, but

1183
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:25,730
that retro game store is still

1184
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,200
largely focused on him.

1185
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,600
Like, he goes to, like, storage,

1186
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,530
like, facility, like, bet

1187
00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:33,800
things, or, like, auctions to

1188
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,400
try to get, like, classic game

1189
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,280
memorabilia and stuff.

1190
00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:38,660
Yeah.

1191
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:39,960
That he can sell.

1192
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:42,130
And thus, this is how the main

1193
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:44,340
cast comes into contact with

1194
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,430
Orb of Dominance after stupid

1195
00:29:46,430 --> 00:29:48,530
interaction with Garret and

1196
00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:50,120
main character.

1197
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,110
Yeah, he gets it from, like, a

1198
00:29:52,110 --> 00:29:53,880
storage thing, and then the

1199
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,100
main boy character, like, shows

1200
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,180
up and sees it.

1201
00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:59,050
And the guy's, like, I will

1202
00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,300
teach you how to be cool, or

1203
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,700
whatever it is, or how to

1204
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,260
dominate, you know?

1205
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,250
I give lessons, like, as a

1206
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:07,100
washed-up person in how to do

1207
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,640
this, as a washed-up man-child.

1208
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,460
Yep.

1209
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,320
And he's generally just

1210
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,140
intentionally dumb.

1211
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:14,720
Yeah.

1212
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,740
But he has the most heart to

1213
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:18,340
him.

1214
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:22,000
Like, you almost, and I use the

1215
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,980
term almost, you almost kind of,

1216
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:29,470
sort of, maybe have an inkling

1217
00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:32,800
of a slight tingle of pity for

1218
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,720
him.

1219
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,340
Yeah.

1220
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,360
Okay?

1221
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:36,900
Maybe a tiny bit.

1222
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:37,200
Yeah.

1223
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,820
But he's also, like, he only

1224
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,390
cares about himself, so you

1225
00:30:40,390 --> 00:30:42,010
also kind of dislike him at the

1226
00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:42,820
same time.

1227
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:42,820
Yeah.

1228
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:44,300
You dislike him, but, like, you

1229
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,270
also see that his life is

1230
00:30:45,270 --> 00:30:46,520
falling apart, he's getting

1231
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,720
kicked out, whatever.

1232
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:48,620
Yeah.

1233
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:50,500
And, obviously, in the end,

1234
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,230
like, he has to make a choice

1235
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:53,900
not to be selfish and to make

1236
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,020
sacrifices.

1237
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:55,300
Supposedly.

1238
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,360
Supposedly.

1239
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,700
And then, of course, you know,

1240
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,220
his sacrifice is made

1241
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,320
meaningless because he comes

1242
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,000
back.

1243
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:03,840
Yeah.

1244
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,640
Which is, you know, obvious.

1245
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:07,640
Yeah.

1246
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,630
Of course that's going to

1247
00:31:08,630 --> 00:31:09,120
happen.

1248
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:10,380
Right, right.

1249
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,620
So, so, characters go, go to

1250
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,120
Minecraft land.

1251
00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:16,110
Our four main characters go to

1252
00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:17,400
Minecraft land.

1253
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:17,900
Yes.

1254
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,720
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

1255
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,290
Realtor lady somehow got roped

1256
00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:23,000
into this.

1257
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,640
Yeah.

1258
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,740
Because, because, remember, she

1259
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:27,300
somehow knew that that main

1260
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,720
character kid blew up the

1261
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,270
potato, even though she wasn't

1262
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:30,680
there.

1263
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,700
Oh, yeah, that was the other

1264
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,020
thing.

1265
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,420
Like, everybody knows that the

1266
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,820
kid was responsible for blowing

1267
00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:35,940
up the potato on the potato

1268
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:37,230
chip factory, except for his

1269
00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,560
sister who works there.

1270
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,480
Yeah, yeah, even though, really,

1271
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,040
no one could really know unless

1272
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,680
they happened to be recording,

1273
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,080
because it happened really

1274
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,820
quickly.

1275
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,320
Yeah.

1276
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,640
Like, what, you're going to

1277
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,080
catch the after effect of the

1278
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,900
explosion?

1279
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:51,400
Yeah.

1280
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,320
What, did the school put out

1281
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,560
some kind of thing online about,

1282
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,240
hey, this kid blew up the

1283
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:57,980
potato?

1284
00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,180
Yep.

1285
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:00,640
It was headline news.

1286
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,380
It was villager news.

1287
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:03,360
All right.

1288
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:03,920
Anyway.

1289
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,050
If they had villager news, it

1290
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,120
would have been decent.

1291
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,340
Yes, that's true.

1292
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,930
Anyway, they, they, they, they

1293
00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,720
put the orb together.

1294
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,300
It calls them to the mine.

1295
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:15,260
Or something.

1296
00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:16,160
Or something.

1297
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,160
Or something.

1298
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:17,770
And they end up in Minecraft

1299
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:18,360
world.

1300
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,540
Hooray, movie's over.

1301
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,540
Um, no.

1302
00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:22,060
They end up in Minecraft world.

1303
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:23,720
Um.

1304
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,070
Brainiac bullied kid who, you

1305
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,240
know, is being bullied.

1306
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:29,910
Immediately, without any

1307
00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:31,650
introduction to anything,

1308
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,240
figures out crafting.

1309
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,400
Well, well, no.

1310
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:34,760
Okay.

1311
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,720
Let's start this off simple.

1312
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,470
Uh, Garrett tries to talk to a

1313
00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:40,150
sheep because he knows it's a

1314
00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:41,860
video game world somehow.

1315
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,320
And thinks that...

1316
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,460
The sheep is the NPC.

1317
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:44,820
Yeah.

1318
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,120
The sheep is the quest giver.

1319
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,400
It's going to get the quest.

1320
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:48,480
Uh, yeah.

1321
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:49,580
So stupid.

1322
00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:53,280
Uh, and then night comes.

1323
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:54,640
Yeah.

1324
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,200
Which the first night scene,

1325
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,620
like the first half of it.

1326
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,370
The first night was like one of

1327
00:32:58,370 --> 00:32:59,280
the better parts of the movie.

1328
00:32:59,360 --> 00:32:59,500
Yeah.

1329
00:32:59,520 --> 00:32:59,820
We'll say.

1330
00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:00,900
It looks good.

1331
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,080
It was ominous.

1332
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,690
You know, they had to build a

1333
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,220
tower.

1334
00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:05,380
Yeah.

1335
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,640
Well, okay.

1336
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,020
So, so I'm just going to go

1337
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,220
through this step by step

1338
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,660
because it's very simple.

1339
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:11,680
Uh.

1340
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,080
I think characters get

1341
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,010
separated at one point because

1342
00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,860
Garrett falls into a hole.

1343
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,390
Yeah, Garrett wants to get the,

1344
00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:19,520
Garrett also wants to get the

1345
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,160
orb thing.

1346
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,640
Yeah, and he does.

1347
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:22,890
And he breaks the crystal part

1348
00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:23,460
of the orb.

1349
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,620
Uh, well, technically a

1350
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:25,680
skeleton shoots it.

1351
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:25,940
So.

1352
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:26,880
Even so.

1353
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:27,900
A bunch of.

1354
00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:28,440
It's Garrett's fault.

1355
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,210
A bunch of spider jockeys with

1356
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:31,790
skeletons with flame bows

1357
00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:33,640
because we have to have all the

1358
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,480
visual effects.

1359
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:35,500
Yeah, all of them.

1360
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,260
Uh.

1361
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,480
They start attacking.

1362
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,440
Creeper was better than I

1363
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,420
thought, by the way.

1364
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,760
Yeah, but the way it worked was

1365
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,580
stupid.

1366
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,240
Yeah, it was.

1367
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,200
Uh, so, so Garrett gets blown

1368
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,120
up by a creeper at one point.

1369
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,840
Remember the friendly creepers

1370
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,350
in the quote unquote creeper

1371
00:33:51,350 --> 00:33:51,840
farm?

1372
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,680
Uh, we can't talk about that

1373
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,220
yet.

1374
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,860
We haven't got mad.

1375
00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,040
Well, we don't, we also don't

1376
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:56,800
have much time.

1377
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:57,280
So.

1378
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:57,820
Yeah, okay.

1379
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,830
I will speed run through the

1380
00:33:58,830 --> 00:33:59,460
first night.

1381
00:33:59,620 --> 00:33:59,840
Uh.

1382
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,020
Uh.

1383
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,040
Main character.

1384
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,220
Worst speed run ever.

1385
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,210
Main character kid hits block

1386
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:05,940
of wood.

1387
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,420
Figures out how to break wood.

1388
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,760
Makes, makes tower.

1389
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:09,760
Uh.

1390
00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:11,880
Zombies get up somehow.

1391
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:13,180
Uh.

1392
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,410
They can't spawn up there

1393
00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:15,880
because there are players too

1394
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,560
close so they couldn't spawn.

1395
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:18,800
But they did spawn up there.

1396
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,250
They randomly showed up at one

1397
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:20,660
point.

1398
00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:22,220
I know, but it don't make sense

1399
00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:23,780
because moms can spawn within a

1400
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:24,960
certain distance.

1401
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,040
It doesn't need to make sense.

1402
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:26,500
It's a movie.

1403
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:27,460
We gotta throw stuff and keep

1404
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:28,200
the kids occupied.

1405
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:28,520
Oh, wait.

1406
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:29,280
Actually, I remember.

1407
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,970
Uh, a skeleton shoots a creeper

1408
00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:32,730
with the flame arrow so it ignites

1409
00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:34,260
it, which isn't how it works.

1410
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,210
But you can't light a creeper

1411
00:34:36,210 --> 00:34:38,180
with flint and steel, so.

1412
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,480
Flint and steel!

1413
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:40,700
Uh, uh.

1414
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,560
Steve shows up, uh, kicks

1415
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,720
zombies with his bare hands.

1416
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,220
They all get set on fire.

1417
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,280
Wait, he kicked them with his

1418
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:47,860
bare hands?

1419
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,860
Don't you kick with your bare

1420
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:49,180
feet?

1421
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:51,410
He kicked them with his bare

1422
00:34:51,410 --> 00:34:52,020
hands.

1423
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:52,500
Okay.

1424
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,700
He's Jack Black.

1425
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:55,960
That's how he works.

1426
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,560
Alright, do go on.

1427
00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:59,320
Uh, all the zombies get set on

1428
00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,860
fire.

1429
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:00,700
We meet Steve.

1430
00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:03,160
We go to Midport Village.

1431
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,110
The place with all the cursed

1432
00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:06,880
villagers and desert.

1433
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,580
And lava chicken.

1434
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,660
And desert villagers.

1435
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,360
All the trees.

1436
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,240
Oh, no.

1437
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,140
Desert villagers and snowy

1438
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:19,720
villagers in a plains village.

1439
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,760
For some reason.

1440
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,180
Yeah, whatever.

1441
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,340
And we have our Technoblade

1442
00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:24,460
moment, which is the best

1443
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:25,520
moment of the movie.

1444
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:25,980
Yeah.

1445
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,000
Other than the end.

1446
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:29,500
That, that is a legend.

1447
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,320
Yes.

1448
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:33,420
Uh, so, so we have Steve's lava

1449
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:35,640
chicken theme song.

1450
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,040
Which a lot of people are also

1451
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,160
remixing.

1452
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,640
Yeah, we've seen remixes with

1453
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,100
bass.

1454
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,160
We've seen remixes on piano.

1455
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,280
I, I've seen.

1456
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,440
I saw a remix that, that was

1457
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,860
lava chicken megalovania.

1458
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,160
Yeah, this is.

1459
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,720
From Undertale.

1460
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,310
Yeah, this is gonna, you know,

1461
00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:53,860
they're gonna have lava chicken

1462
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,320
pop-up shops at some point.

1463
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,220
You know it's coming.

1464
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:56,720
There's gonna be Steve.

1465
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,790
Uh, lava chicken also is

1466
00:35:57,790 --> 00:35:58,920
something that does exist.

1467
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:00,160
And it actually looks pretty

1468
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,620
tasty.

1469
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,420
But, but not, not like movie.

1470
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:04,830
No, not like the lava chicken

1471
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,720
from the movie.

1472
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,200
It doesn't look like that.

1473
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:07,620
Okay.

1474
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,020
Alright.

1475
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,240
It kind of looks like that, but

1476
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:09,920
not the same.

1477
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:10,460
Okay.

1478
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,120
Do go on.

1479
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,140
So, so we get lava chicken.

1480
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,740
And then, uh.

1481
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:15,620
Piglin attack.

1482
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,580
Piglin attack.

1483
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,520
Piglin attack.

1484
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,200
They, they drink nether wart.

1485
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,120
And the, the, the, the, the big

1486
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:21,840
chungus.

1487
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:22,740
Oh, chungus.

1488
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,820
I like chungus.

1489
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:25,290
Yeah, chungus was, was kind of

1490
00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:25,780
funny.

1491
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:27,250
He's just like a big, dumb,

1492
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,900
like nice, like he's a bad guy,

1493
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,280
but he's nice about it.

1494
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:30,300
Yeah.

1495
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:30,940
Like.

1496
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:31,700
And then he dies.

1497
00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:32,480
Yeah.

1498
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:34,740
I mean, he, he was incompetent.

1499
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,420
I mean, yeah, but, but you

1500
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,130
gotta keep the incompetent

1501
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,200
general around.

1502
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,600
No, no you don't.

1503
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:40,880
Yeah.

1504
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,640
I mean, come on.

1505
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:42,970
If the bad guy is willing to

1506
00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:44,240
kill a child for drawing a

1507
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:44,900
picture.

1508
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:45,480
Yeah.

1509
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:46,120
I mean.

1510
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,180
Like straight up child murder.

1511
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,570
Maybe, maybe a child, it could

1512
00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:49,720
just be a small piglin.

1513
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:50,360
Look, look, no.

1514
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,520
It's straight up child murder.

1515
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:51,860
Okay.

1516
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,480
And you know, I wholeheartedly

1517
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,140
approve of that in this movie.

1518
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,640
I think every Minecraft and

1519
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,210
kids friendly movie needs to

1520
00:36:58,210 --> 00:36:59,440
have child murder.

1521
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:00,460
Orphan murder.

1522
00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:01,720
That, that, that piglin was an

1523
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,180
orphan.

1524
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:02,620
Okay.

1525
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:02,720
All right.

1526
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:03,240
All right.

1527
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:03,560
All right.

1528
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:03,920
Fine.

1529
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:06,800
Okay.

1530
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,920
Technoblade reference for those

1531
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,600
that don't know.

1532
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,940
We, we do not technically

1533
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:14,400
advocate for the murder of orphans.

1534
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:15,320
Yeah.

1535
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,520
So, so some piglins attack and

1536
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,550
the two girls get split up from

1537
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:21,540
all the guys because the guys

1538
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:25,120
use a light room wing suit.

1539
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,460
Oh, you forgot about the fact

1540
00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:27,740
that the, the, in, in between

1541
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,940
there at some point, that's

1542
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:29,280
when

1543
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,120
like sister has moment with.

1544
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:32,600
Yeah.

1545
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:32,600
Yeah.

1546
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,360
And they go to the crafting

1547
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,340
table area.

1548
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,340
And Garrett can't craft

1549
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:37,900
anything and thinks he's better.

1550
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,600
He makes buckets.

1551
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
He makes buckets.

1552
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,320
He makes buckets.

1553
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,620
Chuckets or whatever.

1554
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,100
Yeah.

1555
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,320
And kid makes the, and kid

1556
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,320
makes the potato gun.

1557
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,120
Potato gun.

1558
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,660
And then Garrett tries to beat

1559
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:53,180
up the chungus with, with the

1560
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:56,240
buckets and he fails miserably.

1561
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:56,300
Fails.

1562
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,700
And also knocks out Steve in

1563
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:59,220
the process because he's just

1564
00:37:59,220 --> 00:37:59,900
that bad.

1565
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,140
Yeah.

1566
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:02,950
And then they have to go on an

1567
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,890
adventure to get, well, first

1568
00:38:04,890 --> 00:38:06,800
of all, they have to get the,

1569
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,140
they have to go to, well, what

1570
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:08,600
is it?

1571
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,900
The, the, the, the Woodland

1572
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:10,480
Mansion.

1573
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:10,480
Woodland Mansion.

1574
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,020
Because Garrett broke the earth

1575
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,000
crystal.

1576
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,190
But they got to stop to get

1577
00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:16,180
diamonds first.

1578
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,560
Because Garrett broke.

1579
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,040
Because Garrett wants money.

1580
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:19,520
Garrett broke.

1581
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,560
Garrett wants money.

1582
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:23,320
And, and of course, that's when

1583
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,470
we encounter one of the dumbest

1584
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,680
moments of the entire movie,

1585
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,110
which is the in cave creeper

1586
00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:30,880
farm.

1587
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:31,820
Ah, yes.

1588
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,210
The creeper farm, you know,

1589
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:34,590
where you, it's, it's just a

1590
00:38:34,590 --> 00:38:36,200
bunch of creepers in the cave.

1591
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,540
No, no strategy required

1592
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:38,360
whatsoever.

1593
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:38,780
Yeah.

1594
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,160
And they're, they're also

1595
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,810
passive, passive, unless you

1596
00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:43,020
actually hit them.

1597
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:43,060
Yeah.

1598
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:44,680
If you hit them, they'll blow

1599
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,060
up and they won't really try to

1600
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:46,680
hurt you.

1601
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,140
They don't try to hurt you.

1602
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:48,300
Yeah.

1603
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,300
I mean, like, and do you know

1604
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:49,640
what?

1605
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,890
Like, I would love to have a

1606
00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:52,460
world where creepers, like, are

1607
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,100
friendly and are your friends.

1608
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,880
Play Minecraft Legends, eh?

1609
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:56,080
Yeah.

1610
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,480
They're friendly in that.

1611
00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:57,780
Yeah.

1612
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,820
Like, where they're your

1613
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,010
friends and you could hug them

1614
00:39:00,010 --> 00:39:01,020
and have one as a pet.

1615
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,040
Like, I'm fine with that.

1616
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:02,940
But not here.

1617
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:04,800
Like, it doesn't work.

1618
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,080
Yeah.

1619
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,290
This is, this is modern

1620
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:07,380
Minecraft world.

1621
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,330
Why are, why are creepers

1622
00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:08,860
friendly?

1623
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,280
So, they get the thing and

1624
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,770
ladies are wandering in the

1625
00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:12,380
woods.

1626
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,720
Find Steve's dog.

1627
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,230
Oh, well, I, I, I, I, uh, don't,

1628
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,380
don't forget Monster Piglin Abomination.

1629
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:20,270
And then the mission attacks

1630
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:20,960
them in the mines.

1631
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:21,900
And they kill it.

1632
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,270
And then she, they, they

1633
00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:24,970
somehow, they make another one

1634
00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:25,720
at random.

1635
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,280
Yeah.

1636
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:26,340
Yeah.

1637
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,440
Also, uh, Enderman scene.

1638
00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:29,400
Yes.

1639
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,240
Enderman scene where, where.

1640
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:31,940
That was cool.

1641
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:32,320
Yeah.

1642
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,890
Hero, hero kid, uh, looks into

1643
00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:37,330
the Enderman's eyes and, and,

1644
00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:39,960
uh, purple eyed versions of all

1645
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,960
of his friends.

1646
00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:41,220
Yeah.

1647
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,600
It mind, it messes with his

1648
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,040
mind.

1649
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,140
Which actually would have been

1650
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,060
good if you actually cared

1651
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:45,890
about what these other

1652
00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:46,340
characters

1653
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,430
said negatively about the kid

1654
00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,160
and believed it.

1655
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,770
Also, that was when Hero Brian

1656
00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:50,500
showed up.

1657
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,670
Uh, Steve had white eyes

1658
00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:52,720
instead of purple.

1659
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:54,280
Uh, well, also.

1660
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,880
Which I didn't notice.

1661
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,230
And of course, while that's

1662
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:57,780
going on, what we have actually,

1663
00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:59,200
what was, in my opinion, a

1664
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,800
creative use of the Enderman.

1665
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,040
Uh, that's where chicken jockey

1666
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:03,880
happens.

1667
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,280
Uh, yeah, uh, kid kills the Enderman

1668
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,690
in a really anticlimactic

1669
00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:09,360
battle because the Enderman

1670
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,660
should have teleported behind

1671
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,440
him but didn't.

1672
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:11,700
Yep.

1673
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,730
Uh, uh, kid falls, uh, into the

1674
00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,630
arena where Garrett and Steve,

1675
00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:17,880
well, just Garrett, actually.

1676
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,930
Steve's all tied up at the

1677
00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:19,420
moment.

1678
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,100
Yeah.

1679
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,500
Uh, Garrett, Garrett has to

1680
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,120
fight a chicken jockey.

1681
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:26,460
It's so stupid.

1682
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:28,360
So, so stupid.

1683
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:28,940
Yeah.

1684
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,780
And it falls in multiple times,

1685
00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:32,500
which is even more stupid.

1686
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,380
Yep.

1687
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:37,020
And then Steve just kicks it.

1688
00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:37,600
Yep.

1689
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,840
Yeah, Steve gets free, kicks it,

1690
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,760
and it falls over and cries.

1691
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,720
Then they leave.

1692
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,260
I do think it was creative to

1693
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:45,720
use that, uh, room in the

1694
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,840
mansion because there is a room.

1695
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,040
Yeah, that was cool.

1696
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:49,530
There is a room like that and

1697
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,090
having it be an Illager Fight

1698
00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:52,540
Club makes sense, so.

1699
00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:53,210
Yeah, that was kind of cool,

1700
00:40:53,210 --> 00:40:53,480
yeah.

1701
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,360
But then they leave this, they

1702
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,940
meet up with the girls.

1703
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,770
Uh, and then a bunch of piglins

1704
00:40:58,770 --> 00:41:00,530
attack and they, and they all

1705
00:41:00,530 --> 00:41:02,160
have blocks of TNT and are

1706
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,500
gonna, uh.

1707
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,040
And Garrett sacrifices himself

1708
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,100
to save the others.

1709
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:06,220
Supposedly.

1710
00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:06,220
Supposedly.

1711
00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:07,880
He sacrifices himself.

1712
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,430
You know, he stays behind and

1713
00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:10,840
he says that he loves luau's

1714
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,640
because luau's, you know, you

1715
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,640
cook and eat pig.

1716
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,300
Yeah.

1717
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,260
So, he stays behind and fights.

1718
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,800
They all get into their-

1719
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,760
Gas hot air balloon.

1720
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,140
Their friendly gas balloon.

1721
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,400
What's the name of that feature?

1722
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,180
Happy gas.

1723
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:23,480
Yeah.

1724
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,380
They get into their happy gas

1725
00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:24,780
balloon.

1726
00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:26,160
It wasn't really a happy gas.

1727
00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:27,060
It was still one of the not

1728
00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:27,560
happy ones.

1729
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,000
But, but, but for, for all intents

1730
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,110
and purposes, it was a happy

1731
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:30,480
gas.

1732
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:30,880
Yeah.

1733
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,180
They, they took control.

1734
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:32,500
All right.

1735
00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:33,880
So, so then they go back to try

1736
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,020
to save the village.

1737
00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:36,290
And I don't even remember how

1738
00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:37,670
this junk got resolved except

1739
00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:39,140
that Garrett comes back at some

1740
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:39,380
point.

1741
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:39,980
I don't remember.

1742
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,660
No, never fear.

1743
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:43,050
I remember how this horrible

1744
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:43,800
movie ends.

1745
00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:44,260
Oh, no.

1746
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,090
So, uh, kid, you know, the, the

1747
00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,450
super OP kid, he, he comes up

1748
00:41:49,450 --> 00:41:50,680
with a plan.

1749
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,440
Oh, yes.

1750
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:51,880
That's right.

1751
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,370
They're, they're gonna fight

1752
00:41:53,370 --> 00:41:54,740
off the piglin invasion with

1753
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,120
the power of creativity.

1754
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,440
Oh, that's right.

1755
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,210
This was that lame, like,

1756
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:02,160
friendship was the reward the

1757
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,280
entire time.

1758
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,260
Yeah, so, so.

1759
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,840
Or love was the superpower the

1760
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,720
entire time.

1761
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,970
Also, let's, let's just point

1762
00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:09,190
out really quick, uh, there's

1763
00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:10,190
boots of swiftness from

1764
00:42:10,190 --> 00:42:11,480
Minecraft Dungeons somehow.

1765
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,300
Um, yep.

1766
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,680
That, that's a thing.

1767
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,950
Uh, so they use that and they,

1768
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:18,850
they get a bunch of carved

1769
00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:21,510
pumpkins and iron and, uh, realtor

1770
00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:24,020
lady tames a bunch of wolves.

1771
00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:24,800
Yeah.

1772
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,620
And, and the piglins, they,

1773
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:28,380
they make a portal and they use

1774
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,180
the orb of dominance to make an

1775
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,850
eternal night, just like in

1776
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,360
Minecraft Legends.

1777
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,360
So, they start.

1778
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:34,880
Oh, that's right.

1779
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,130
And then kid gets on top of

1780
00:42:36,130 --> 00:42:37,340
tower to try to get orb.

1781
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:37,580
Yeah.

1782
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,420
So, so you have leader, you

1783
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:41,530
have leader iron golem that has

1784
00:42:41,530 --> 00:42:43,780
boots of swiftness, uh, and.

1785
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,080
Yeah.

1786
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,490
That's what made that iron golem

1787
00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:46,740
special is it was made with

1788
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:47,960
boots of swiftness instead of

1789
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,480
head.

1790
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:49,100
Yeah.

1791
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,120
Instead of a pumpkin.

1792
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,720
Which, which.

1793
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,400
Yeah.

1794
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,890
You can't really replace the,

1795
00:42:53,890 --> 00:42:55,640
the, the, the head with boots.

1796
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,780
That doesn't make sense.

1797
00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,910
Well, it doesn't, let's move

1798
00:42:57,910 --> 00:42:58,380
forward.

1799
00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:58,800
Yeah.

1800
00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,830
So, the movie's going really

1801
00:42:59,830 --> 00:43:00,640
fast at this point.

1802
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,340
We gotta hurry up.

1803
00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:03,070
Leader iron golem fights the,

1804
00:43:03,070 --> 00:43:04,670
the, the big monster piglin

1805
00:43:04,670 --> 00:43:06,020
that I forgot the name of

1806
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,610
because it's from Minecraft

1807
00:43:07,610 --> 00:43:08,840
Legends anyway.

1808
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,000
Monster, monster, monstrosity

1809
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,380
piglin.

1810
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:10,740
Whatever.

1811
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,520
Uh, uh, uh, all the iron golems

1812
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,500
fight the piglins.

1813
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,620
Uh, the wolves fight the piglins.

1814
00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:17,780
Uh, kid gets up on top of tower

1815
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:20,460
but the, the, the big evil piglin,

1816
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:22,760
uh, shoots him and he starts to

1817
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,500
fall.

1818
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,500
And then Garrett comes flying

1819
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,340
in on a gas balloon and saves

1820
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:27,860
him.

1821
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,550
Yeah, and then, you know, so

1822
00:43:29,550 --> 00:43:31,250
Steve fights, what's her face,

1823
00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,080
the bad guy.

1824
00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:32,380
Mal Gosha.

1825
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,320
Yeah, and he fights her.

1826
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,260
And you know what?

1827
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:35,800
And they get, they get.

1828
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,970
This is another simple change

1829
00:43:36,970 --> 00:43:38,180
that would have fixed this.

1830
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,570
They, they get the orb and all

1831
00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,160
the piglins start to zombify.

1832
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:41,420
Yes.

1833
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,620
Except for the two next to Mal

1834
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,720
Gosha for some reason.

1835
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:43,880
Yeah.

1836
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,170
Anyway, uh, yeah, you get to do

1837
00:43:45,170 --> 00:43:45,740
your part.

1838
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,310
Okay, so my thing is that this

1839
00:43:47,310 --> 00:43:49,120
ending could have been good.

1840
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,680
But it wasn't.

1841
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,470
So, the good ending, which

1842
00:43:52,470 --> 00:43:54,340
wouldn't have cost any more to

1843
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,580
make, would be.

1844
00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:56,800
Oh, wait, actually, we should,

1845
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,920
we should say what Mal Gosha.

1846
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,100
Yeah.

1847
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:58,680
Backstory.

1848
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,450
So, Mal Gosha's backstory is

1849
00:44:00,450 --> 00:44:02,540
she was in a dance competition.

1850
00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:04,360
It's Nether's Got Talent.

1851
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,220
Nether's Got Talent.

1852
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:06,190
And everybody booed her off the

1853
00:44:06,190 --> 00:44:07,080
stage, even though she was a

1854
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:07,700
good dancer.

1855
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:08,700
Eh, she was okay.

1856
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,080
Yeah, she was okay enough.

1857
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,050
You know, they shouldn't have

1858
00:44:11,050 --> 00:44:12,160
been booing her off the stage.

1859
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,260
But they, they booed her

1860
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:14,360
because creativity.

1861
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:14,940
Yeah.

1862
00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:16,370
Which, to me, I'm like, then

1863
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:17,790
why would you have Nether's Got

1864
00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:18,380
Talent?

1865
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,470
I mean, it wasn't really

1866
00:44:19,470 --> 00:44:20,800
because of creativity, but I

1867
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,200
think that's the message.

1868
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,040
But that's the message.

1869
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:23,680
So, anyway.

1870
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,410
And then, and then her dad has

1871
00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:26,780
her gold mine for gold.

1872
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:27,080
Yeah.

1873
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,360
Because that's what piglins do.

1874
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,180
That's what piglins do.

1875
00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:29,900
They like gold.

1876
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:30,570
You know, you're a

1877
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:31,740
disappointment to me, daughter,

1878
00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:32,660
because you like dance.

1879
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,440
Go mine.

1880
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,300
Go mine gold.

1881
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,460
Go yearn for the mines.

1882
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:37,460
Yearn for the mines.

1883
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:39,940
You know, slave labor.

1884
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:40,440
Anyway.

1885
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,980
So, the point being, though.

1886
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:41,980
So, the point being, though.

1887
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:45,170
The ideal ending, in my opinion,

1888
00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:48,220
would be for Steve to say to me.

1889
00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:49,040
Well, you should say it would

1890
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:49,760
be the normal ending.

1891
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,200
No, I will reveal the normal

1892
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,840
ending after the good ending.

1893
00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:53,200
Okay.

1894
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,170
So, the good ending would have

1895
00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:54,980
been the following.

1896
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:56,980
Steve's defeated her.

1897
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:57,100
Yeah.

1898
00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:57,100
So, Steve's defeated her.

1899
00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:57,420
Yeah.

1900
00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,580
She's feeling all sad.

1901
00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,010
Like, she just wanted to take

1902
00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:01,550
over the world and, like, make

1903
00:45:01,550 --> 00:45:03,020
her father proud and all this

1904
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:03,420
stuff.

1905
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:03,820
Yeah.

1906
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,100
She just wants to create safety.

1907
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,850
And then, Steve says to her,

1908
00:45:07,850 --> 00:45:09,850
you know, isn't there something

1909
00:45:09,850 --> 00:45:11,560
that you ever just wanted to do

1910
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,100
or be?

1911
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,200
Because you can be that here.

1912
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,660
Let me help you to be what you

1913
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:17,860
want to be.

1914
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,340
And then, he lifts her up.

1915
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,500
He builds a stage.

1916
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,200
And she does her dance.

1917
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,020
And everybody in the overworld

1918
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,040
applauds her.

1919
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,440
And, like, she becomes, like, a

1920
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,740
dance teacher or whatever.

1921
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:29,340
Okay.

1922
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,290
That would have been the good

1923
00:45:30,290 --> 00:45:30,660
ending.

1924
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,760
Now, we must say what the

1925
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,740
original ending is.

1926
00:45:34,740 --> 00:45:37,250
The rule ending is he defeats

1927
00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:37,820
her.

1928
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,380
She starts to zombify.

1929
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,840
She starts to zombify.

1930
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:42,700
And she says, come here.

1931
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,580
I want to talk with you.

1932
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,650
And he's like, you're just

1933
00:45:45,650 --> 00:45:46,810
going to try to stab me, aren't

1934
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:47,180
you?

1935
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,900
And she's like, no, no, I swear.

1936
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,320
I'm not going to.

1937
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,640
And, like, she tries to stab

1938
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,400
him and is too weak.

1939
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,070
And then, like, so he starts to

1940
00:45:56,070 --> 00:45:56,720
go away.

1941
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:57,900
And she says it again.

1942
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,200
Yeah.

1943
00:45:58,580 --> 00:45:59,780
And she tries to stab him.

1944
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,570
And that is when the

1945
00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:04,240
microphones randomly decided.

1946
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,900
To stop recording.

1947
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:06,760
Yay.

1948
00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:08,680
So, the file was there.

1949
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:11,820
And it has, like, eight minutes

1950
00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:14,000
of missing audio.

1951
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:14,740
Yay.

1952
00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:17,200
So, it is now a few days later.

1953
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:18,700
Actually, two days later from

1954
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:19,740
our initial recording.

1955
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:21,990
And we're cooking dinner and

1956
00:46:21,990 --> 00:46:24,200
boiling water for pasta.

1957
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,170
And so, we figured, let's make

1958
00:46:27,170 --> 00:46:29,000
up for where we left off.

1959
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,750
So, where we left off, we were

1960
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,910
talking about the fact that

1961
00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:33,560
what's-her-face was...

1962
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,260
Malgosia.

1963
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:36,400
Yeah, Malgosia tries to kill

1964
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,620
Steve, like, a few times.

1965
00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:39,860
A few times.

1966
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,920
And then dissolves into puddle.

1967
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,420
Falls over and dies.

1968
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:45,800
Yeah.

1969
00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:47,040
And it was such a missed

1970
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,000
opportunity.

1971
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,990
Because, like I had said, you

1972
00:46:49,990 --> 00:46:51,680
could have something good

1973
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,420
happen.

1974
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,670
Like, she was the best

1975
00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:55,160
character in the movie.

1976
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,320
Aside from Garrett.

1977
00:46:58,220 --> 00:46:59,240
Garrett the carrot.

1978
00:46:59,620 --> 00:46:59,880
Yeah.

1979
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:00,860
That's it.

1980
00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:03,560
Like, it was a-

1981
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,060
The ending was a complete letdown.

1982
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:05,560
Yeah.

1983
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,560
Oh, and then they go back to

1984
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,900
the real world and-

1985
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:09,420
Stuff.

1986
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:11,740
Their lives are all better now.

1987
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:12,280
Because-

1988
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:12,680
Somehow.

1989
00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:14,900
They fought adversity.

1990
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:17,920
Like, oh, genius kid builds his

1991
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,640
jetpack again and it works.

1992
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,980
And then the CIA takes him away.

1993
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:25,580
Yeah.

1994
00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:27,640
And sister starts, like, an

1995
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,580
exercise?

1996
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,580
Uh, some kind of a-

1997
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:32,160
Fight club?

1998
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:34,000
Fighting training camp thing.

1999
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:37,530
And Garrett and Steve do their

2000
00:47:37,530 --> 00:47:39,540
retro game thing and-

2001
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:40,060
Music.

2002
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,720
Make a game and music.

2003
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:42,780
Yeah.

2004
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,580
And then what does-

2005
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:46,780
What does Pointless Lady do?

2006
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,870
Uh, Pointless Lady did

2007
00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,760
something.

2008
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,280
Got a better realtor job and

2009
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,620
has Dennis now.

2010
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,180
Still no one notices Creepy Dog.

2011
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:01,120
Yeah.

2012
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,040
Yep.

2013
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,860
So, um, the movie was pointless.

2014
00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:06,960
Yeah.

2015
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,200
I mean, I-

2016
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,090
Look, I will openly state the

2017
00:48:11,090 --> 00:48:12,760
following, at least.

2018
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,780
Even if you're an adult with a

2019
00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:18,250
functioning brain, um, you can

2020
00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:23,180
find some funny-ish moments.

2021
00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:25,240
Like, if I turned my rational

2022
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,150
brain off, I could laugh at

2023
00:48:27,150 --> 00:48:28,260
this movie.

2024
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:31,680
Because lots of dumb jokes.

2025
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:32,460
Yeah.

2026
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,200
But I have to turn my rational

2027
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,500
brain off to do it.

2028
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:38,420
And the problem is, is you

2029
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,750
really have to turn off your

2030
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,420
rational brain to do it.

2031
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:46,580
Like, the quote-unquote arc and

2032
00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:50,000
story of this movie is so paper-thin

2033
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,020
that, like, single-ply Scott

2034
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:56,260
toilet paper holds up better.

2035
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:58,480
Yeah.

2036
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:58,520
Yeah.

2037
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,440
I mean, it's pretty terrible.

2038
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,120
So, I have to agree with what

2039
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,680
Filza said when he reviewed

2040
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,560
this.

2041
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:10,970
And Filza, for those that don't

2042
00:49:10,970 --> 00:49:12,160
know, is somebody that's a

2043
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,780
Minecraft YouTuber, you know?

2044
00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:14,860
Twitch streamer.

2045
00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:15,960
Twitch streamer.

2046
00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:16,560
Twitch.

2047
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,800
I can't even talk straight.

2048
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:18,500
Anyway.

2049
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:20,920
Um, and he's in his 30s.

2050
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,300
So, he's, you know, close

2051
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,360
enough to my age where I

2052
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,600
respect his opinion.

2053
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:26,320
Unlike most YouTubers and

2054
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,760
Twitch streamers.

2055
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:30,710
So, um, he said basically the

2056
00:49:30,710 --> 00:49:33,270
only good way to watch it is if

2057
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:36,360
you're watching it with people,

2058
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,460
can pause it and make fun of it.

2059
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,130
And that's basically why we

2060
00:49:41,130 --> 00:49:41,820
went in.

2061
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:43,160
We couldn't pause it and make

2062
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:43,760
fun of it.

2063
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,100
But we were making fun of it

2064
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:46,100
the whole time.

2065
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:46,620
Yeah.

2066
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:47,920
The whole time.

2067
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,200
So, like, this is the type of

2068
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,060
movie that if you're of age to

2069
00:49:52,060 --> 00:49:53,780
consume adult beverages or

2070
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:55,840
other adult substances that may

2071
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,510
or may not have an impact on

2072
00:49:57,510 --> 00:49:58,620
your brain.

2073
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:00,540
This is the type of movie that

2074
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:02,150
you consume those adult

2075
00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:04,310
beverages or other adult

2076
00:50:04,310 --> 00:50:05,860
substances and watch so that

2077
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,770
you can pause it and make fun

2078
00:50:07,770 --> 00:50:08,320
of it.

2079
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:10,480
It's not even worthy of, like,

2080
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,080
it's not bad enough to be

2081
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,840
worthy of Mystery Science

2082
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,330
Theater 3000, like we said

2083
00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:17,760
during our walk.

2084
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,460
But it's the worst kind of

2085
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:23,080
popular tripe movie.

2086
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:26,000
I don't know what else to say

2087
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,360
about it.

2088
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,060
It's just awful.

2089
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,640
I got it.

2090
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:32,060
My wisdom teeth.

2091
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:32,600
Oh, yes.

2092
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,220
It is.

2093
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,340
It is a couple of days later.

2094
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,350
And we had mentioned at the

2095
00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:39,400
beginning of our recording that

2096
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,990
Kit was going to have some

2097
00:50:40,990 --> 00:50:42,970
teeth voluntarily, forcibly

2098
00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:44,900
extracted from his skull.

2099
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:45,880
How did...

2100
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,480
We'll save the gory details for

2101
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,220
the next episode.

2102
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,830
But one of the important

2103
00:50:51,830 --> 00:50:53,780
questions that I asked Kit's

2104
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,780
mother to ask him after he came

2105
00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:57,100
out of it all was,

2106
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,170
which was worse, having your

2107
00:51:00,170 --> 00:51:02,710
wisdom teeth out or watching a

2108
00:51:02,710 --> 00:51:04,600
Minecraft movie?

2109
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,560
The answer was obvious.

2110
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,620
Watching a Minecraft movie was

2111
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:12,040
far, far, far worse.

2112
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,240
I wish he was over-exaggerating,

2113
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,540
but he actually, like, we went

2114
00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,360
for a checkup on his teeth

2115
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,740
today, for reasons we'll get

2116
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:24,800
into in another episode.

2117
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:26,780
But he talked to the doctor,

2118
00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:29,240
and the doctor's like, so, like,

2119
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,500
are you on anything for pain?

2120
00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:32,440
No.

2121
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:35,200
So, Kit is pretty good with

2122
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:35,780
pain.

2123
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:38,120
So, the fact that it's more

2124
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,070
mental anguish to see a

2125
00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:42,530
Minecraft movie than it is to

2126
00:51:42,530 --> 00:51:45,310
have wisdom tooth surgery says

2127
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:46,100
a lot.

2128
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:48,120
And it's not like Kit's old.

2129
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:49,120
Okay?

2130
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,240
So, this is pretty bad.

2131
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,060
Just remember, kids, having

2132
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:56,430
surgery is worse than seeing a

2133
00:51:56,430 --> 00:51:58,220
Minecraft movie.

2134
00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,620
No.

2135
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,560
Having surgery is less worse.

2136
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,580
Oh, yeah, my bad.

2137
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:04,890
Than having, than watching a

2138
00:52:04,890 --> 00:52:05,860
Minecraft movie.

2139
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,600
I cut that out.

2140
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,240
No, no.

2141
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,740
You know I'm not going to spend

2142
00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:11,360
the time and effort editing.

2143
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:11,700
All right.

2144
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,550
So, yeah, that wraps up, like,

2145
00:52:14,550 --> 00:52:16,960
our spoiler-rific discussion

2146
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,240
about a Minecraft movie.

2147
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:19,960
Oh, my.

2148
00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:21,650
We have no idea what we're

2149
00:52:21,650 --> 00:52:23,800
going to call this thing yet.

2150
00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:24,600
Yeah.

2151
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:27,890
So, the name of the podcast or

2152
00:52:27,890 --> 00:52:30,910
whatever this thing is will be

2153
00:52:30,910 --> 00:52:33,980
in however you accessed this.

2154
00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,580
Please do like and share this

2155
00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:38,700
and subscribe to the podcast

2156
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,680
and send email to the email

2157
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,110
address that will definitely be

2158
00:52:43,110 --> 00:52:45,170
in the show notes for how you

2159
00:52:45,170 --> 00:52:47,420
can communicate with us to let

2160
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:49,590
us know if you like this and if

2161
00:52:49,590 --> 00:52:51,360
you want to see more.

2162
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,140
Well, hear more because it's a

2163
00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:56,680
podcast, not a video podcast.

2164
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,280
Yeah.

2165
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,910
Although, who knows if Kit

2166
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:01,710
might decide to animate little

2167
00:53:01,710 --> 00:53:02,940
bits of it occasionally.

2168
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,280
I don't know.

2169
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,340
Who knows?

2170
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,200
But, but yeah, please do all

2171
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,060
the, the things that you need

2172
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:10,860
to do to make podcasts famous

2173
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:12,500
because we would love to be

2174
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,800
podcast famous.

2175
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,540
So special.

2176
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:16,620
So special.

2177
00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:18,580
All right.

2178
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,300
Yeah, that's it.

2179
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:20,640
We're done.

2180
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:21,260
The end.

2181
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:21,920
The end.

2182
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,380
Bye-bye.

2183
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:22,800
Bye.